HMS Massive @HMS_Massive
All in the RN have served in this mythical black-catting ship. You saw dolphins? We saw mermaids. You went to Tenerife? We went to Elevenerife. Joined April 2018-
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Fake news! That's one of our sea boats ⚓
Nozzer! *Laughs in Bomber patrols* 👇 BBC News - Florida professor breaks record for time spent living underwater bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…
Seems pretty slow, even for sternboarding. Are your engines ok?
Seems pretty slow, even for sternboarding. Are your engines ok?
We've done most things bigger and longer than the rest but we've never launched a three day "special military operation" that's lasted over a year. Because we're not f*cking arseholes. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
BZ! Now you’ve finished your joining routine, what’s your first draft?
Pff, genuinely seen bigger waves in the Captain's bath! 🌊
Best place we’ve ever run a 5k? Length of the aft gangway, after secure was piped, in Gib. 🐴🩴🍻
Best place we’ve ever run a 5k? Length of the aft gangway, after secure was piped, in Gib. 🐴🩴🍻
Tenerife is alright @HMSScottRN but for a proper belter of a run ashore, we obviously recommend Elevenerife…
Tenerife is alright @HMSScottRN but for a proper belter of a run ashore, we obviously recommend Elevenerife…
Members of the @HMS_Massive Chiefs’ mess relaxing after a tough deployment of working hard 25/8, 367 days a year. 📸 @FrenchHist h/t @pjmonsar
Massive congratulations to Her Majesty the Queen on the occasion of her #PlatinumJubilee. After stagging on for 70 solid years, her separated service is almost as high as our Chief Stoker’s. BZ Ma’am! 🇬🇧👑
The Chiefs’ Mess golf tournament has been temporarily halted while YO’s retrieve misplayed balls. 📷 @WarshipPorn
@chris_k_v @Crayola Presumably en route to @HMS_Massive as a resupply for the Incident Board Operators' Chinagraph pencils.
The Officer of the Day and Duty PO muster @HMS_Massive duty watch. Photographed from a Sea Canberra 📸
EXCLUSIVE: cameras allowed into @HMS_Massive Weekly Planners meeting.
Looks like today’s Daily Orders has been delivered to the mess decks.
Our full battle honours got out of hand. They’re now only awarded to mess decks in the same hemisphere as the battle site, rather than the whole ship. You’ve probably got the key whole ship ones there though mate.
Our scran queue is longer than this 🤷🏻We’ll give you unsupported, though, as we do get haribo from the head Bish when we pass through 26TT port flat. BZ.
Our scran queue is longer than this 🤷🏻We’ll give you unsupported, though, as we do get haribo from the head Bish when we pass through 26TT port flat. BZ.
Welcome home. We remember our last ship formation, and that was just for the stokers’ banyan ashore.
Welcome home. We remember our last ship formation, and that was just for the stokers’ banyan ashore. https://t.co/J84upkgmRf
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Chiefs' Mess onboard @HMS_Massive
It’s actually a very big trophy, but this is the surgical team from @HMS_Massive, so they make it look small. #Perspective
A real honour to win the Sandy Wood Trainee prize this year at SMODOS presenting my PhD work on gunshot injury - thanks for all the support! @INM_RoyalNavy @CommandoSurgeon
@HMS_Massive @WarshipPorn Thought as much, cheers. The rest aren't due for ages.
@HMS_Massive When the captain says "teas & coffees for the bridge crew, get the list"
@chris_k_v @Crayola Presumably en route to @HMS_Massive as a resupply for the Incident Board Operators' Chinagraph pencils.
@RAF_Luton I heard that the L model has been cleared to operate from @HMS_Massive
The Officer of the Day and Duty PO muster @HMS_Massive duty watch. Photographed from a Sea Canberra 📸
@HMS_Massive List of pick ups following Captains Rounds
@HMS_Massive I thought it was the Massive’s 4 o’clockers menu
@HMS_Massive Chart outfit amends the weekend before BOST
@sebh1981 @HMS_Massive your tree decorations have arrived
@SaltySeadog @HMS_Massive You want to be careful with that one, no Pussers arrow means it could end up in the boot of the Skipper’s Ford Galaxy on another ‘official’ trip…
One of yours @HMS_Massive ? Must have fallen through the slight tear in your tool bag
@HMS_Massive @Tunnocks @NaafiNcs Here is the trailer we used for the Mars Bar delivery after it was craned off...
@HMS_Massive Straits of Johor he says. Didn't the ship's swimming gala take place there? I seem to recall one of the Chiefs knocking out a sea serpent and still winning the 20 mile medley.