Kate @Habbibti
I met and married the love of my life. Thanks Twitter! Nashville by way of The Bay Joined March 2009-
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He’s a comedian?
Bitch please.
Billionaire wants to know where you work, in case you say something he disagrees with. Also, billionaire can go fuck himself.
It's good to have someone in your life who cares about you. It's even better to have someone you care about.
45 is continuously being indicted, it’s kind of news. Also, I fucking hate you.
45 is continuously being indicted, it’s kind of news. Also, I fucking hate you.
WTF is wrong with this guy?
Sure. That’s why.
What an interesting total work of fiction.
What an interesting total work of fiction.
They did try that in a small town. And 376 officers waited 74 minutes to confront 1 guy with an AR-15.
Blow me
*Reads tweet about a robbery* *Pictures the robbery* *Pictures a burglar* *Burglar turns into Hamburglar* *Pictures hamburger* God dammit.
Right. Because it enraged racists to see a black man in the Whitehouse. I know how racism works.
Right. Because it enraged racists to see a black man in the Whitehouse. I know how racism works.
Just made what should have been a benign move, but turned into a nightmare. Apparently @FoxMovingEastTN changed their slogan to “We’re Fox Moving and Storage, go fuck yourself.”
Oh my God! 😂 13 just came out to the garage and said, “I totally just figured it out! Republicans really elected Trump because they’re mad at us for noticing that they’re dumb. They’re not mad at being dumb, they’re mad at us for noticing.” And honestly? That feels accurate.
Okay, but that’s because you don’t know how to count.
Okay, but that’s because you don’t know how to count.
Pro-tip: Stop wishing random women a Happy Mother’s Day. Some of us struggle daily with the fact we will never know the joy of motherhood.
As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school. I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history. I’m not worried that they’re going to be…
Yes, we will, dummy.
I mean maybe…if you’re judging strictly by vaginas…maybe then. And only because no other First Lady has shown theirs.
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise
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mark @TheCatWhisprer
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@0IIIIIII0_GIRL @JoeyMannarinoUS Your cult leader will be pleased
@beta_syndicate @w_terrence Terrence just posts what he thinks his white, conservative base wants to hear
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Wait a minute. Aren’t you the co-pilot? @kaj33
On a flight with someone who lived up (or down) to his name. #martinshort #comedyroyalty
@ChidiNwatu @DonaldJTrumpJr Those Coke eyes
@DonaldJTrumpJr The only question is…..If having guns while being on drugs is a crime, how come Don Jr. not in jail
@laurenboebert Trump got laughed out of London by world leaders. He was an international embarrassment. Respect is a foreign concept to you, so no one expects you to know what it feels like.
@laurenboebert Everyone knows you don’t understand Lauren—it’s way beyond your capacity. Thankfully you are nothing more than a word salad on twitter. You are an incompetent clown and you are finished. 🤡🤡🤡 @AdamForColorado
@StephenKing I for one don't plan on watching real time, hope others feel the same.
@JamesSpiro @billmaher The whole point is to grind things to a halt. Do two seconds of research on labor.
@billmaher And just like that, Bill doesn’t give af.
Billionaire wants to know where you work, in case you say something he disagrees with. Also, billionaire can go fuck himself.
X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, said this week it may collect biometric and employment information from its users — expanding the range of personal information that account-holders may be exposing to the site cnn.it/3R3s2vC
It's good to have someone in your life who cares about you. It's even better to have someone you care about.
@CNN It's not safe form him and other drivers on the road
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