Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?! Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2011-
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someone needs to be brave enough to drive to their vacation home, turn off the Wi-Fi, and write 15,000 words on the Exact Right Way to Protest
Really funny and embarrassing that once you get more than like a thousand followers on here you find out one day that there are complete strangers who fucking hate you
We ran this experiment and business formation spiked to historically high levels
We ran this experiment and business formation spiked to historically high levels https://t.co/pN7XXcw4Xx
They’re normalizing making resistance to the state illegal and telling you that they’re fighting fascism.
State Troopers each appear to be carrying 100+ of rounds of AR-15 ammunition at the UT Austin protest
State Troopers each appear to be carrying 100+ of rounds of AR-15 ammunition at the UT Austin protest https://t.co/bZCtnvc6i9
Anyways, I don’t even know where to start, but at the premiere of 4’33” in 1952, you couldn’t hear birds chirping either because people in the audience stood up and started yelling at him to get the hell out of town, which Cage quite enjoyed.
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I WANT TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO ROBOCOP, WHERE HIS TECHNOLOGY IS OBSOLETE, SO HE'S GATHERING DUST IN THE BASEMENT WITH FAX MACHINES AND PRINTERS. THEN SOMEONE HACKS THE NEW AWESOME ROBOCOPS, AND THEY NEED TO TURN HIM BACK ON.
The 600,000 homeless across this nation must sleep & - if it’s only in the street, we must allow it - Justice Kagan said, “sleeping in public is kind of like breathing in public.” Sotomayor said, “Are they supposed to kill themselves.” scotusblog.com/2024/04/court-….
i know it's just a stand in but they should just put a big sign that says "stadium"
Again, Nazis with torches didn't get this law enforcement response in Charlottesville but Texas is going to show these kids! Yup. This will crush the movement and teach them. (It's like these people have never talked to college kids before or read US history.)
Again, Nazis with torches didn't get this law enforcement response in Charlottesville but Texas is going to show these kids! Yup. This will crush the movement and teach them. (It's like these people have never talked to college kids before or read US history.)
what starts here changes the world
BREAKING via WSJ The Justice Department is conducting a criminal investigation into consulting firm McKinsey related to its past role in advising some of the nation's largest opioid manufacturers on how to boost sales. Federal prosecutors are also probing whether McKinsey or…
just thinking about the study ten years ago declaring america an oligarchy not a democracy, no reason bbc.com/news/blogs-ech…
“Columbia is a far different place today than it was in the spring of 1968… After a weeklong standoff, NYC police stormed the campus.. The fallout dogged Columbia for years” jesus, @Columbia…update your website (h/t @VeryBadLlama)
why would anyone go to this college x.com/columbiasjp/st…
why would anyone go to this college x.com/columbiasjp/st…
Florida is charging formerly incarcerated people $50 a day even if they’re no longer in prison. The “pay to stay” fee is based on the length of the original sentence, so even when they're released they must keep paying for a prison bed they’re not using. abcactionnews.com/news/local-new…
Patrick Monahan @pattymo
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91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro
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@HelloCullen @jacobinfante24 Aiyuk is gonna want his $30m. I’m not sure you can justify throwing $70m+ at 3 WRs… and that’s before you pay DJ again. They need to get some dudes on rookie deals there.
@sinz54 Who is we? Who are our own leaders? I don’t want to lead anything, I am a worker, I want workers to lead. If you’re opposed to that, if the American ppl are opposed to that, who do they think should lead.
The first look at Michael B. Jordan on the set of Ryan Coogler's Untitled vampire film has been released. The film starring Michael B. Jordan & Hailee Steinfeld is set to release in theaters on March 7th, 2025. Source: @IMDb
Remember, if you don’t elect Biden you’ll get a police state that criminalizes dissent and targets the media.
A photographer for FOX 7 in Austin was arrested during the protests at University of Texas Austin:
If you’re that brunette lady with the glasses and black dress…. DM me
I tried to watch different ppl every time and each one was funnier than the last 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finally: The Eiffel Tower Is Getting Skin clickhole.com/finally-the-ei…
Shit, if only they’d have moved like that when my son was being murdered. But what do I expect….1 AR-15 keeps 376 officers at bay.
DPS appears to be prepping to disperse with a heavy, heavy showing of DPS troopers prepped in riot gear.
Go Crimson! We did the same in 1986. Built shantytown in Harvard Yard to force university to divest from companies doing business with apartheid South Africa. @Harvard
Harvard students launched a Gaza solidarity encampment and have effectively shut down Harvard Yard. The university had suspended students for speaking out for Palestine and standing up against the ongoing genocide in Gaza.
Hahahaha sometimes you just have to come out and say it
someone needs to be brave enough to drive to their vacation home, turn off the Wi-Fi, and write 15,000 words on the Exact Right Way to Protest
Today in @thenation we have a piece by Lujayn, a 14-year-old girl in Gaza, that has floored me every time I've read it. It's about what happened when an Israeli bulldozer came to destroy the house she was staying in, and you must, must, must read it. thenation.com/article/world/…
I think we can all agree this is one of the best performances of all time
sorry to do ADHD posting (cringe) but this is so frustrating to hear all the time. the first time i took adderall i felt my brain finally calm down, i was free of anxiety for the first time in my life, and i cried bc i didn’t realize i could ever feel like that
So Adderall is just amphetamine that Americans take on a daily basis and somehow this is legal?
A whole lot of people who've spent years calling the younger generation "snowflakes" now apparently want armed guys in riot gear to protect them from teenagers sitting peacefully on the ground
University Presidents are picking a side that doesn’t want them
.@SpeakerJohnson at Columbia University: "I am here today joining my colleagues and calling on President Shafik to resign if she cannot immediately bring order to this chaos."
Really funny and embarrassing that once you get more than like a thousand followers on here you find out one day that there are complete strangers who fucking hate you
To be clear this is Their Problem and they should leave me out of it because it’s none of my business
If you see me driving on the other side of the road and as we pass I turn on my windshield wiper fluid, that means your headlights are off
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