Hermi @HermiLives
Going dark Joined March 2020-
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Someone else asked about the haziness of this IPA right after a few of us had a discussion about it. All it could tell him was that it probably doesn’t involve cum.
Snowing! Again! I just had to open my big stupid mouth. The mere suggestion was enough to guarantee it.
Photos never capture reality. Pretty, but it means rain and maybe snow until the weekend.
I only game offline with trainers. It might not be ‘real’ gaming, but I once watched an alleged zombie game @hdfatty was playing on Twitch. He spent 2 hours chopping wood. It was marketed as a zombie game, but what I watched was virtual lumberjacking.
See your doctor. Not because anything is wrong. Just do bloodwork. Find out. See what broken so you can fix it before it becomes a problem. I’m good because I did it. I have too many people close to me just discovering stuff.
60-80mph wind gusts forecast. Might be getting some new garbage cans and patio furniture showing up? #cowx
Weirdest @Wendys Dave’s Double I’ve ever received. It took them 15 minutes to make it, too. I still ate it.
It looks like a good party happened here, but the food truck beignets are covered in powdered sugar. A lady inside has some and the dog sitting under her looked like a snowman. Powdered sugar and alcohol is an interesting combination.
England is a foreign country. They don’t have a word for American ‘biscuits’. They aren’t scones. According to YouTube, they don’t exist there.
You’d expect to see people bring the same album to the brewery vinyl night. It happens quite regularly. Mostly old rock. It’s never been George Gershwin Rhapsody in Blue. Yet here we are. Different orchestras, too.
The things wrong with me, that TwXer, BookFace and others pointed out, are already well known. It doesn’t make me a wreck. It makes me human. I’m fine. Everybody else is mostly fine, too. Everybody has their own stuff. It’s fine because it’s yours.
My past is rapidly becoming part of my present. I’ve tended to ignore it, but it’s a part of the whole.
I got to introduce my favorite taproom dogs to each other! A great dane saying hello to a papillon wasn’t as magical as I’d hoped. They said hello, but then it felt forced. Neither one cared as much as I did.
This is Real.
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— El perro: por esto es que los extraterrestres no nos visitan. 🛸
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Ngl this kinda smart
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