Vesuvius @HireVesuvius
Dogs, harmonica, Andy Award Winner #DogsIwalkedtoday Somewhere CA Joined April 2017-
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So I was talking to this cute woman who also had a dog. And the dog I was walking starting licking her dogs butt. And she quickly bounced.
Cats are liquid
Someone I went on a date with said she was going to wait till the 2nd date to tell me she wasn't interested. Why waste my time? I'd take ghosting over that.
Some of the most annoying people are the one's who constantly throw passive aggressive nonsense and minor insults. Because it can be extremely difficult navigating dealing with them without it seeming like you're overreacting or being the bad person in terms of optics.
Major props to this dude. Although it made me realize that big skate bowls are potentially traps for animals.
I enjoyed this response.
Found my new favorite celebrity
I think that I'm so used to things going wrong. When something awesome happens in my life, I get a little confused.
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40 Followers 135 Following The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!@HireVesuvius what the heck that’s weird! some people are so weird about dogs doing dog things
@HireVesuvius They look kind of serpentine in these pictures. They remind me of the tatzelwurm tattoo I'm about to get. A tatzelurm reference below. 🤣
@HireVesuvius I’m sorry :/ that’s crappy she did that. Her loss!
Morning walkies with the hounds ❤️ it’s a gorgeous day in Seattle ❤️
I wasn't blind to the negative way you were treating me, but I was hoping that I could prove myself worthy enough to be treated properly - what a silly notion! I'm always worth treating properly. so good bye. I won't be in touch with you again. Not sorry it's my time to shine
@HireVesuvius Did she tell you this on the date :0
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@zarchasmpgmr @jengolbeck It was a rhetorical question but people are running with it and I’m not going to make a fuss
I will take every opportunity to post wedding photos tbh. Loved my bouquet.
What did your wedding bouquet look like? I might be the only girl in history to get married in the TLM and then get married AGAIN in Vegas. I liked that bouquet better.
Let’s get a hbd for Maxine’s husband, CrouShew’s fäther, and every other dog’s #1 favorite guy 💝
A nap on this would fix me
POV: you are Kermit the Frog
@HireVesuvius Thanks hun. ❤️ I get along with most people. Only about 2-3 in my whole life who hate me with a passion. It's definitely from insecurity tho. Shame, I'm everyone's biggest fan until they test me. 😂
@HireVesuvius He’s renting a car for us, so only time will tell 😆