Back & Body Hurts @HoneyandRum_
Vaxed, waxed and heavily taxed. Giving you class, sass and ass 💁🏾♀️ Closure is for your weave. C53 Joined May 2010-
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Didn’t she become YOUR family once you married her? 🤔
Didn’t she become YOUR family once you married her? 🤔
By birth or incompetence?🤣
Tell me why my drink is larger than a fish bowl. 😂 Water glass is for reference.
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I’m dying. 😂😂💀
I’m dying. 😂😂💀 https://t.co/DjxJv4Dv2z
See, stupid funny shit like this is why I’m staying on this god forsaken app until it goes down in flames. 😂😂
Yes, we are saying the interns must be paid, and they must be paid well @MOH_Kenya @Nakhumicha_S
Yes, we are saying the interns must be paid, and they must be paid well @MOH_Kenya @Nakhumicha_S
Exactly!!
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@JashuwahJackson @marclamonthill sacrificed what career he had standing for Palestine years ago. He can't admit he's still paying for what is probably the worst mistake of his life.
@HoneyandRum_ Neither do I and because today is Sunday, I will not call this man foolish. I will do so tomorrow.
Yes, we are saying the interns must be paid, and they must be paid well @MOH_Kenya @Nakhumicha_S
Nah. This is not it. By the way I remember my internship, during the Surgical unit rotation, we’d check in to be on call from Friday morning until the following Friday evening. As in, you’d be in hospital day AND night for 7 days. Nah, the interns must be paid.
@HoneyandRum_ @viru5detected @EarthaKittyy - These chapos look pretty AND delicious 😋 - Two pans is SMART! - Pretty please do a thread/tutorial on DIY gel nails coz gurl! Your nails are 🔥
The day I can make chapos like these AND have gorgeously done nails like these, it will be OVER for y'all. I'll ask gava to deduct *additional* money from your salaries for GreatnessTax™️ wacha tu 😍😍😍
The hands. The product 😌 @viru5detected @EarthaKittyy @MaggietheMezzo
@HoneyandRum_ The more, the merrier! Professional insider info like this is service to the people. 🫡
Saved my mum’s life too
Anyway, if you or a loved one ever need a cardiologist, see Dr. Muriithi Nyamu at Dr. Nelson Awori Building hapo next to Nairobi Hospital. He quite literally saved my life and no, I’m not being hyperbolic. (This is not an ad, just a reflection).
Linda, you know you can argue for and advocate for law interns to get better pay, without dragging medical interns? We all want to win, and it ain't a competition at all.
Law students are getting less than half of that. Pray for them as you thank God for your 47k😅
@HoneyandRum_ Lol I also met him in the cardiology unit basically almost getting into the icu😭😭💀. He’s great.
@HoneyandRum_ Omg I know you don’t knew me and this is very random but same, he did actually take care of me as his patient and save my life, I’m very grateful for him. He’s a good guy and an even better cardiologists. I second your statement.
@HoneyandRum_ Ni kama wale wa " You left me speechless/Sina mengi ya kusema," then proceed to give a whole ass speech.
Oh god, i know two people like this, and eeeek
She’s very transactional. She’ll do something for you, often stuff she offered herself btw, but four years down the line she’ll remind you, especially if she asks you to do something for her but you decline.
@HoneyandRum_ Because what she means is "I'm going to say what I want to say and I don't want to hear anything else "
I appreciate this reflection I am reflecting about transactional rshps within my family & friends circles.If I have picked up traces of it, what I do to support people. what I feel about supporting etc. I appreciate such conversations for myself as a way of introspection.
I stopped mentioning stuff I did for people out of the kindness of my heart once I figured out what about one of my siblings bothers me so much.
Dr Nyamu is a hero, took my mother there after a misdiagnosis in Thika, from 15 different medications to 1 and now her health is fully restored. She couldn’t do anything prior to this visit. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Anyway, if you or a loved one ever need a cardiologist, see Dr. Muriithi Nyamu at Dr. Nelson Awori Building hapo next to Nairobi Hospital. He quite literally saved my life and no, I’m not being hyperbolic. (This is not an ad, just a reflection).
@HoneyandRum_ It's so great to have a doctor with such a good report, right? I hope your heart is doing better these days.
I really don't want to get into this debate but Mukoma I think people are upset because your father is ailing and alone, and at his age he probably needs peace of mind. You have the tools to write about your pain, but maybe now is not the right time? Trauma can manifest anytime,…
I don't think people really understand how traumatic DV is to children. When they are old enough to get out of the environment and can disengage, people still condemn them for not being the bigger persons and lacking compassion for someone that caused them so much suffering
I really don't want to get into this debate but Mukoma I think people are upset because your father is ailing and alone, and at his age he probably needs peace of mind. You have the tools to write about your pain, but maybe now is not the right time? Trauma can manifest anytime,…
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