Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆 @ING2Firebrand
Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha Cincinnati Zoo Joined October 2016-
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If you walk out of Dune before it’s over, you’re Dun
@ING2Firebrand Maybe the spice they sought turned out to be the sand worms they met along the way
This is the funniest interview I’ve ever seen
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Sure, dude. Whatever you say
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Aelt-Right?
Well yes they are moving
when i ate donuts last week i felt so bad man
"Every Passover, Jews set an extra cup of wine on the dinner table and open the door for the enigmatic prophet, hoping he will enter."
LL Bean is short for Live, Laugh, Bean
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Marvel is lucky this didn't happen until now. Tony Stark definitely would have jumped ship for DC after Civil War.
BREAKING: The FTC just banned non-compete agreements, per MorePerfectUnion. The Federal Trade Commission has issued a final rule making it illegal for bosses to make workers sign noncompetes in any scenario, and voiding nearly all existing noncompetes.
🚨BREAKING for the Trollski’s🚨 I can’t cut an avocado either.
*scrolls my TL once
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Mom?
@TheCensoredRock fuck you, you racist piece of shit
@iluminatibot Looks like a building collapsing as a result of being hit by a large plane.
Don't need to rationalize it at all
@ING2Firebrand They were generally terrible Fortunately that was way back in the day when mobile websites were good
@JonnyMicro Grandpa Joe: “We got a golden ticket!!!” Charlie:
@ING2Firebrand Maybe the spice they sought turned out to be the sand worms they met along the way
@ING2Firebrand @aelfred_D That is absolutely NOT why they banned him from yoga.