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So says Russian state-affiliated media.

Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson

a year ago

So says Russian state-affiliated media.

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If Trump's passports were stored in a box with those classified documents, that would mean that box was his bug out bag, right?

Tell us you cheat on your taxes without saying you cheat on your taxes.

Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy

2 years ago

Tell us you cheat on your taxes without saying you cheat on your taxes.

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I just wish Josh Hawley would stop trying to impersonate the great k. d. lang. Get your own style, punk!

Says Lyin' Ted with the fugly wife.

Ted Cruz @tedcruz

2 years ago

Says Lyin' Ted with the fugly wife.

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If thoughts and prayers were apples and pears every day would be fruit salad day.

1. Jimmy Carter is a great human being and role model for a life well lived. Wish he was my neighbor. 2. He was the most open and transparent leader America has ever had. 3. He was also, sadly, the worst President (besides treasonous Trump) of my life. All this can be true.

If you banned all political contributions of any form from gun manufacturers and the NRA (including via PACs), assault weapons would be banned the next day. So that'll happen soon.

Hate to be the one to say it, but if Beto is the best hope for Texas (or gun control legislation anywhere), it's doomed.

If they ban assault rifles, what the hell are Christians supposed to pose with for their Christmas card??? THINK people!

Glad to see Will Smith hasn't let his celebrity go to his head!

Overwhelmed by what god is calling on you to do in this world? Feel the need to be a vessel of love? Then get out there and slap the sh*t out of Chris Rock! Will Smith's hypocrisy is off the scale. I guess Will would have let it slide if Chris was a 28 year old rapper. 😉

RIP Meat Loaf! I think I speak for all of us when I say, of all the antivaxers out there, better Ted Nugent than you! Oh well. Can't win 'em all.

Old school burn.

What if instead of a number system based on the arbitrary value 10 (chosen because humans usually have 10 fingers), what if we had number system based on Pi? Pi = 1

Will Trump still do a handshake photo-op with them?

NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact

2 years ago

Will Trump still do a handshake photo-op with them?

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#TriggerWarning Trigger Warning! Right-wingers need to be warned that people are using #TriggerWarning on some tweets. Don't go all whacky just because someone thought enough of others to add a warning. You can simply ignore it. This ends your #TriggerWarning Trigger Warning.

I wish I were in Congress, so if I did something really, truly awful, the worst they'd do to me is censure me and strip me of my committee roles. Then I could just stay home and play video games all day, saying "Hey... what's a guy to do? They kicked me off all the committees!"

The best offense is a good defense. A defense that goes around killing everything in its path.