Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

Previously @SarcasticWonder. Like a candle, I sputter and barely shed light on anything. The sun may be going down on me but I'll still haunt your dreams. follow.my.hubby.wakeboardr17532.com Soon 2 be scattered in the sea Joined March 2021

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

6 months ago

Haunting you from beyond

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

a year ago

Well, if I've already passed away this will be my final tweet. If my two most recent tweets before this one were on November 7th and December 7th, 2022, I'm not coming back. Cancer sucks. Be good to each other. Love you.

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

a year ago

Hi. This is the second of three tweets I've scheduled in advance. If my most recent tweet before this was on November 7th, the odds are that I'm either very ill or have passed away. Sorry for saying goodbye this way. Love you.

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

a year ago

Not to be morbid but I'm writing this tweet anticipating there will be a time that I'm no longer able to. I've scheduled this tweet for a month from today (October 7th). If my next two tweets are on December 7th and January 7th, presume I've passed away. Love you. Don't be sad.

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

a year ago

Thank you @kateesackhoff for your unparalleled portrayal of Kara Thrace. Shes a fictional character but she gives me the comfort I need to approach my own future Where are you going? I dont know know. I just know that I'm done here. I've completed my journey-and it feels good

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

2 years ago

Plesse look after my husband. Hes going to need you soon. wakeboardr17532

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

2 years ago

When giving everything you have just isn't enough 😥 He deserves so much more, so much better.

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

2 years ago

I've asked this before probably: If I were a flavor, in your mind, what flavor would I be? I have an idea in my own mind but I want to know what you think.

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

2 years ago

Why does toast taste so much better than the bread it's made from?

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

2 years ago

When a headache wakes you up

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

2 years ago

Just remember, I may be old but you're gaining on me.

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

2 years ago

Making a list of favorite songs. I'd like to come up with about a hundred but that's....a lot.

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

2 years ago

It's getting harder to get out of bed, but I'm trying my best.

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

2 years ago

Thank you to my hubby @wakeboardr17532 for making me some delicious soup!

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Darlene 😷🇺🇦 @ImTheUnFunnyOne

2 years ago

Not that I talk much or care about the royals, but Camilla getting the title "Camilla, Queen Consort" kind of makes her sound like the official side piece of the British monarchy.