Olympus Is Laughing (@isolympus.bsky.social) @IsOlympus
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Here's how it's really going to go down. Trump is going to propose a 15 week ban as a "compromise". Except it's not going to be if you've actually read the Project 2025 Mandate for leadership. It's basically going to be a ban, full stop, without exceptions. I'll explain. 1/n
It is clear that the people responding to this like, "Yeah, teachers be ROLLING in money with this plan!" have absolutely no clue how money, schools, teachers, students, or taxes work, and it is just fucking WILD.
It is clear that the people responding to this like, "Yeah, teachers be ROLLING in money with this plan!" have absolutely no clue how money, schools, teachers, students, or taxes work, and it is just fucking WILD.
Sounds like Chris has helped create a monster by whipping up a bunch of rubes and they’ve now turned into a cannibalistic mob that is going to turn on him, too. And I honestly love that for him.
Sounds like Chris has helped create a monster by whipping up a bunch of rubes and they’ve now turned into a cannibalistic mob that is going to turn on him, too. And I honestly love that for him.
“Hate to say it, but each other’s all we’ve got…” A chillingly plausible analysis.
“Hate to say it, but each other’s all we’ve got…” A chillingly plausible analysis.
Bunch of grown-ass men sitting on their asses while women and children stand on the shuttle buses out of Epcot tonight. Shame.
"Give her an eating disorder to show her how much you love her, guys." Are christians okay? Because they don't seem okay.
"Give her an eating disorder to show her how much you love her, guys." Are christians okay? Because they don't seem okay.
I like Zach. And he's right at a surface level: yes, it's a good message. The purpose of the ads is not to make Christians better, or make people convert, it's to re-brand the religious foundation behind American fascism. It's meant as an immune suppressant. 1/n
I like Zach. And he's right at a surface level: yes, it's a good message. The purpose of the ads is not to make Christians better, or make people convert, it's to re-brand the religious foundation behind American fascism. It's meant as an immune suppressant. 1/n
Let’s talk about justified anger. I transitioned in 2018. I’m coming up on almost five years. I’ve been around long enough to see a culture war evolve in real time. I was in transition when JKR let the mask slip and went all in. 🧵
The comments on this - about a 13x taekwondo world champion and 4th degree black belt with nearly 20 years of training - are an absolute trip. Jesus, grant me the baseless self-assurance of a blue check who’s never fought anything harder than a fucking shrink wrapped Twinkie.
The comments on this - about a 13x taekwondo world champion and 4th degree black belt with nearly 20 years of training - are an absolute trip. Jesus, grant me the baseless self-assurance of a blue check who’s never fought anything harder than a fucking shrink wrapped Twinkie.
Besides a grunge album, repost a great album release in the '90s.
Besides a grunge album, repost a great album release in the '90s. https://t.co/QiNfA0P3vb
Three bluesky invites available, free to a good home. DM if interested.
Ladies, you know this already, but it bears repeating: it is not your responsibility to “fix” abusive assholes by showing them Jesus or anything else. If you are in an abusive relationship, please, for the love of god, leave the asshole who is abusing you. You deserve more.
Ladies, you know this already, but it bears repeating: it is not your responsibility to “fix” abusive assholes by showing them Jesus or anything else. If you are in an abusive relationship, please, for the love of god, leave the asshole who is abusing you. You deserve more.
Fellas, it’s super gay to like women.
Periodic reminder that particularly disturbing / inflammatory images + information can trigger a sympathetic nervous system response, the "fight or flight" mechanism, and this tends to momentarily override critical thinking (thus providing an opportunity to trojan horse disinfo).
I'm sure we both will be, what with our threats to "vote."
Just trimmed more than 240 people off the list of people I follow because they're already on bluesky, and I'm following them there now. Not a shred more engagement for Elmo's hellsite than absolutely necessary. Will offer invite codes if/when I get them.
I usually don't pay much attention to MMA fights... but I could watch Jewish MMA fighters kick the crap out of antisemitic twitter trolls all goddamned day.
I usually don't pay much attention to MMA fights... but I could watch Jewish MMA fighters kick the crap out of antisemitic twitter trolls all goddamned day.
Ok, so more than anything the preamble to this is the most important thing I want to make clear, because this is regarding people on here I like and care about. And shitty comments will result in me eating your fucking lunch and then blocking you. 1/
Sharing again, as a 🎁 article, because one of these futures is ours - and our opportunity to choose it, rather than to have it chosen for us, is rapidly dwindling. Please read and retweet. wapo.st/3q4PPR0
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