its_all_sexy_to_me @ItsAllCrazyToMe
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Stereograms Who remembers these What do you see
I’ll show you my hinge if you show me yours
A cold plunge but it’s just me getting in the shower before the water is hot enough
My friends 25 year old daughter while we are out dancing one night: I like you because even though you’re old, you don’t act old Me:
Not one mosquito biting me 8 times and I still can’t find the fucker
Just randomly thinking about how many drunk parents used to drive me home after babysitting
My 15 yo daughter is offended by the bags under my eyes so there’s that. She literally can’t even
A superpower but it’s just me being delulu about diy projects
I’m so old I had to check my previous purchases to see if I really used all the paper towels since the last time I bought them
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Regretting marrying my ex will not make my children disappear, so yes I regret it
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Who was the first person that looked at a bus and thought; I should make this my home
Please respect me during this difficult time, trying to free up space on my phone
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1st day sober done. I know it's not much but it's something.
Good morning to everyone except people who block the grocery store aisle to talk with their friends.
I take back every time I said “this sucks” between 1990 and 1999.
Happy Valentine’s Day. Will you be my monkey wrench? Foo Fighters: No.
If I ever find one of these you’ll probably never hear from me again.
What’s your daily alcohol drink limit to stay healthy?
Coffee should be free for anyone that can taste this picture.
@PicturesFoIder The Corvette is a little wide and a little fast maybe - but the car parked on the corner is an issue, creating a blind spot. On balance I'd say the Ford has more responsibility - looks like zero situational awareness going on; approaching a corner you need to look and slow.
My wife passed away tonight, just three months after she was diagnosed with aggressive small cell lung cancer that had spread to her liver and bones. She is no longer in pain, and for that, I am thankful. 52 years together is not long enough, but I will find her again!
@Rebelism_18 @crazyclipsonly Pretty sure I was able to name every movie. The one that could be confusing is the Clint Eastwood film. Outlaw Josey Wales.
@crazyclipsonly Perfect Loop exits
@RealPizzaPepe 🖖 @propagandashand sketched it out. it was @alienfrens trying to party with @DefiiMike
@RealPizzaPepe Good finds! Thank you. I've also done my own investigation. I'm running into contradicting information. I would have dismissed it, except that I've had numerous experiences with UFOs in Miami many years ago and have witnessed a creature similar to what is described at the mall.
@RealPizzaPepe Miami gov officials right now #demons
@notbrendan she really didn’t have any other way out though her mom had the world convinced she’s mentally handicapped they wouldn’t have believed nothing she said 😭😭
Do you text yourself things you don’t want to forget or are you normal?
@PicturesFoIder Perfect loop exists
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@ItsAllCrazyToMe Good grief. That’s too warm for me in November.
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