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Arsenal might beat us 5-0 too…
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As I said this morning, the pundits & now the premier league stating that we shouldn’t question the integrity of match officials in the premier league aren’t looking at the consequences of such a statement. If you’re not allowed to question anyone you’re giving them free reign to…
As I said this morning, the pundits & now the premier league stating that we shouldn’t question the integrity of match officials in the premier league aren’t looking at the consequences of such a statement. If you’re not allowed to question anyone you’re giving them free reign to…
Mabatini, Mathare this afternoon
The situation in Nairobi has escalated to extreme levels. The County Government for all its efforts is clearly overwhelmed. We need all national emergency services mobilized to save lives.
And you think it's just the doctors they are coming for. Fungeni mishipi safari ndio inaanza😂😭😭😭 #DoctorsStrikeKE
So it was for my own funeral.
So it was for my own funeral.
I know this is one of the few things that's not the govts fault but it feels like they've survived everything except this govt 🤣
I know this is one of the few things that's not the govts fault but it feels like they've survived everything except this govt 🤣
“pressing oxygen because the ball was not there”
“pressing oxygen because the ball was not there” https://t.co/tlumrDL9Kq
Exactly how are we grappling with machine learning? These folks just open their mouths 💀
Exactly how are we grappling with machine learning? These folks just open their mouths 💀
Protect the shoes at all costs🤣 #rainyseason Nairobi
🔴 José Mourinho: “There are still a couple of players still at Man United that I didn’t want five or six years ago”. “I think they represent a little bit what I consider not the best professional profile to a club of a certain dimension”, told The Telegraph.
Viaplay: "Did you do a power slide at the end?" Max: "Yes! I told GP: 'GP, look at the onboard!' "F1 cars aren't made out for drifting.. now if it was a rally car, i could've really drifted it! But, we were far ahead, so having a bit of fun is okay."
Everyone totally ignored mzee today...not even a mention...by family, politicians, the Church.
People will tell you this isn’t a real fan because his mum didn’t give birth at Carrington
People will tell you this isn’t a real fan because his mum didn’t give birth at Carrington
Players aren’t good enough but so is the manager. I don’t understand why this is hard to accept? It’s all the little bad decisions that build up and eventually that get you the sack as a manager. Eth set up this season poorly. Stubborness. Didn’t build on last season at all.
Notice usage "favourite team". In another statement he laments not having "my team". Reflection of his player-dependent philosophy that has high reliance on a consistent core since squad wide tactics aren't aimed for. Will always be a deterrent to building a treble-aiming squad.
Notice usage "favourite team". In another statement he laments not having "my team". Reflection of his player-dependent philosophy that has high reliance on a consistent core since squad wide tactics aren't aimed for. Will always be a deterrent to building a treble-aiming squad. https://t.co/bYzjJPi0Dc
Roy Keane: "#mufc looked like the Championship team." [ITV]
We used to be a happy country buana. Sikuizi unaamka kama unachukia kila kitu
If ineos are serious they drop a statement this coming week saying they’ve agreed to part ways with ten hag at the end of the season. Like Bayern and Tuchel. None of this sitting on the fence bullshit
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What is happening at Nairobi County is a brytaral to the millions who voted for the current Nairobi Admnistration. I will be calling for a leaders meeting this coming week
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Mabatini, Mathare this afternoon
@_fels1 @edwinsifuna Actually a senator is voted to rant and vote accordingly at the senate. He has done both with distinction.
And you think it's just the doctors they are coming for. Fungeni mishipi safari ndio inaanza😂😭😭😭 #DoctorsStrikeKE
"No long ball" I KNOW that ain't who I think it is!!!!!
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So it was for my own funeral.
Just stepped at my biggest haters funeral.
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