Jack&Dino @JackAndDino
Difference Maker, muddy buddy, wise-ass, killer termite, squirrel, gummy angel of death, and game shark with the powers of hawk, wolf, puma, and bear. twitch.tv/jackndino Houston, TX Joined April 2010-
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How the fuck are there this many people who think Aaron Rodgers was saying Fauci released HIV on people? JFC… the guy’s saying some stupid shit, but that’s clearly not what he was saying. So tired of letting stupid off the hook by matching it dumb for dumb. Fucking stop.
You ever rip someone a new asshole and see them keep trying to act like it’s a vase for all the flowers they think they’re getting? LMFAO.
I don’t want to hear you talk shit about how ass nepobabies are if your ass worships Jesus. #JesusChrist #Jesus #JesusIsLord #Christians
I found another new kind of porn. I think they’re some kind of abusive chickens.
I found another new kind of porn. I think they’re some kind of abusive chickens.
Shoutouts to @MarkHamill, @MichaelKeaton, and the like who have been killing forever— from when I was a kid, until now— and didn’t turn out to be garbage people when they had a mic in front of them. Fucking love you guys.
I’ve been looking for a new kind of porn. This isn’t it… but like a tadpole ain’t a frog. Give it time, my brethren. Give it time.
I’ve been looking for a new kind of porn. This isn’t it… but like a tadpole ain’t a frog. Give it time, my brethren. Give it time.
I feel like that Civil War movie is just one big spoiler.
Dammit Twitter, I didn’t search “naked nun” just to read a bunch of… ::whispering:: black people… using their slang for “none”. I’m trying to get something done here. #NakedNubianNunGoddess #ReceiveMyUnworthySeed
Man… Firecrotch really cleaned up in that whole Avatar groin shit. #TheresNoSuchThingAsSquirting #ShesJustAPeeBender
I get you, Bear. #ConvenienceBear
I get you, Bear. #ConvenienceBear
When I say, “The bell doesn’t dismiss you; I do,” I mean your feelings and opinions.
Putting the caveat “Give me a reason to vote for Biden without mentioning Trump” is about like being in the twin towers and saying, “Give me a good reason to jump without mentioning the whole burning alive being the only other option thing.”
“Which do you think is more likely: I see something other than what my mind can already imagine… or we find out a few days from now that there was a manufacturing error with the sunglasses people spent $1.99 on cause some minimum wage worker used the wrong roll for 20k of em?”
How perfectly would it be for William Shatner to play Trump? Kinda looks like him… Kinda talks like him… Kinda acts like him… One-man show. Hal Holbrook Twain style, but with @GeorgeTakei in a cameo as “Man who hates both these motherfuckers.” We’ll call it Hell Toupée…
I’m getting the sense ole Elmo is going to make notifications on here a pay feature since it keeps failing to work lately. “Want to know what your notifications are for? Now you gotta pay.”
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Yeah! Remember that time they stormed the capitol?!
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@RepNancyMace That's nearly as bad as consigning for a guy found liable for rape. 🤷
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