J Sometimes @JakeSocial
Adventurous sound palate. https://t.co/jPJouLVUyA LDN Joined June 2009-
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I own far too many running shoes to be this lazy.
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Not all of us have a luxury to be in a good mood all day long.
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I ate all 6 of the bananas I got last week. They should make a documentary about me
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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
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“Don’t be an idiot, Harry. Just ask him for directions.”
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a haunted house but each room is another meeting that could have been an email
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“I think you’ve had enough, sir.”
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What’s the name of that movie where Steve Buscemi has a weird look on his face ?
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Eating ice cream in the sauna was a terrible idea.
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Mom, wait, I've got little legs.
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If anyone's looking for Satan, he's in upstair's flat, moving furniture at 2am.
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I haven't spoken all day while driving my car and now I’m a 5-star rated Uber driver.
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I still never tweet sometimes.
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Life is too short for all the mistakes I have to make.
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I let down everyone who told me to have a great weekend.
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My favourite drinking game is to pretend everything is ok.
My favourite childhood memory is not knowing what coronavirus was
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'Places To Go Before You Die' articles never include 'a hospital', which to me seems very deceptive and misleading.
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Anna-Alicia Ⓥ 💅�.. @annaaliciajelic
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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me, experiencing fatigue, hair loss, skin issues, and brain fog doctor in the US: you’re getting older, try going on birth control and taking antidepressants, that’ll be $200 :) doctor in Chile: your blood work shows multiple vitamin deficiencies causing your hormones to go…
The way Jokić and AG are watching the banner go up like this is scary 🥶 🏆🏆 BACK TO BACK!!!!
I trust the main stream media about as much as I’d trust Hunter Biden to babysit my daughter.
An incredible mother, athlete and person. Thank you for the impact you had on our organization in such a short time. We will miss you, Kathy 🤍 #MFFL
Draymond green
Give me one good reason Caitlin Clark can’t compete in the NBA.
Age is just a number. For us, that number is 1.
It's good when you see other countries and peoples. Good day from Serbia. 😘☀️🍀💗
Such an unbelievably stupid group of people.
The world's largest chariot collapse has been described as "India's 9/11."
Here it is, the project that I have been working on for over a year: A heraldic map of Europe
The officially recognized Czech minority in Croatia has their own coat of arms and there is even a Moravian version 🇨🇿🇭🇷
Thank you all for supporting me, I hope these posts reach out to you 🫶 etsy.com/shop/Heraldika…
Thank you all yet again, I especially appreciate all the oomfies who purchased the posters as well, it means a lot 🫶 etsy.com/shop/Heraldika…
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If you take care of things, they Last...
To all my girls n guys who love fashion. Do you think gaming was one of the keys aspects of igniting it? (Stardoll, girlsgogames etc)
Dirk’s kids dapping up Luka. I will never emotionally recover from this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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