James Colley @JamColley
📖 The Next Big Thing 📺 Gruen, Question Everything. ❌ From Taronga Zoo, Soul Origin. booktopia.com.au/the-next-big-t… Sydney Joined December 2009-
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Tired of players doing what is best for them and their families instead of doing what is best for me, the slovenly fan who has grown accustom to success.
In a just world, there would be a film about a gorilla being left a hundred million dollars by a long lost relative and he and his buddies would live in a New York loft with furniture like this - but we live in hell and all we see is misery
The citizenship test should be handing someone a red apple and checking they polish it like a cricket ball before biting in
disputing a parking fine on the grounds that i dont wanna pay it
[pivoting too far the other way] babies should be forced to watch live comedy
Legendary pool hustler Minnesota Fats passed away Wednesday. You know, he's probably up in Heaven now, racking them up for a game with Saint Peter. Or maybe he's in Hell, where demons gnaw at his flesh, and the agonies of the damned never cease. Either way, he'll be missed!
I’d talk down to them. Real sarcastic, too.
I think it’s so nice when airports have a grand piano set up in the terminal. I also think that anyone who touches it should be banned from the plane.
A funny and original Australian story, light romantic comedy of sorts. A lot like the classic film 'The Castle', a home is about people, and sometimes the next big thing is already close by just waiting to be noticed. Great debut novel by @JamColley #nothingisnormalinnorman 👏📚
Big news. Archie Moore has won Australia’s first Golden Lion for best national participation at the Venice Biennale, with his work kith and kin, spanning 65,000 years of genealogy. “We are all one and share a responsibility of care to all living things now and into the future.”
It’s called indica because you’re supposed to have it while driving
They call me duolingo premium because there’s no limit to the number of mistakes I can make
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Getting the haunting feeling I’ll find out about World War Three through a tweet from a school kid racing between Geography and PE.
Getting the haunting feeling I’ll find out about World War Three through a tweet from a school kid racing between Geography and PE.
gotta say I was not expecting that when they cut to the wide shot
for some reason my sunglasses ads are all set to ‘supervillain’
so long and thanks for all the Fish 😭
so long and thanks for all the Fish 😭
Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch
64K Followers 8K Following a gay writer if you can believe it. yes I have a podcast. email me [email protected]
cameron “im on leav.. @cameronwilson
31K Followers 5K Following internet explorer @crikey_news send tips: [email protected] he/him also fyi my notifications are turned off, email me if u want me
Sally Rugg @sallyrugg
73K Followers 5K Following Campaign strategist, activist, writer & author. Making change through politics & not-politics. Passionate about fairness, justice & joy. Your gay mom.
Senator Briggs (Bibli.. @Briggs
72K Followers 50 Following CBF World Champion x CEO of Corporate Blaks: Briggs McMahon
Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan
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Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton
21K Followers 5K Following (he/him) Journalist.✨author✨. ‘Spite Pie’, coming out in 2025. Subscribe to my Substack, 'nonsense newsletter'. Represented Key People Literary Management
Kirsty Webeck 🦈 @KirstyWebeck
29K Followers 1K Following Comedian • Actor • 📣 2024 tour on sale now, “I’ll Be The Judge Of That.” 🎟️ MELBOURNE 🎟️ SYDNEY 🎟️ BRISBANE 🎟️ HOBART 🎟️ PERTH + more. Tickets ⤵️
Lucy @LucyXIV
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Dave @Mesut_Ausil
9K Followers 400 Following Once saw Mark Latham wearing a dirty polo shirt at the cricket. Have been triggered ever since
Josh Taylor @joshgnosis
52K Followers 2K Following Reporter @GuardianAus. Tech, infosec, FOI, politics, and media.🌈 (he/him)
Josh Butler @JoshButler
52K Followers 3K Following Political reporter @GuardianAus - send memes & tips: DMs open • [email protected] • secure: [email protected] •
illy bocean @IllyBocean
20K Followers 1K Following i play “Andrew” on season 6 of @boontavista. birdposting. foodposting. leave a message after the beep: 1800-317-515
محمد نشوان �.. @MohmdNash
105K Followers 1K Following ( يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا اسْتَعِينُوا بِالصَّبْرِ وَالصَّلَاةِ إِنَّ اللَّهَ مَعَ الصَّابِرِينَ ) تابعوا حسابي وفعلوا تنبيهات الجرس 🔔.
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☘️ Kerry @Yerrk61783
63 Followers 568 Following I like assorted things like Boston Celtics / Computers / Science / Weather / Punk Rock / memes and being belligerent.
Imtiazur Rahman Hazar.. @ImtiazurH
97 Followers 1K Following Socio-Political & Educational Activist ✊ safeguarding Indigenousness
raghav @raghav_saluja
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2K Followers 5K Following बताने लायक कोई उपलब्धि नहीं हिन्दी भाषी कांग्रेस कार्यकर्ता
Ella Robinson @ElNosniboRR
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220 Followers 2K Following ♥︎𝚙𝚙𝚝 𝟹 𝙲!𝚃 𝚙𝚊𝚠 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕 𝚃𝙰𝙳𝙲 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚊 𝙱𝚏 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚙𝚊𝚠 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕 ☹︎𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 @_Dog_Day_ @isy_sanchez09
Benjamin Lewis @BenjaminLe71304
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KTK Accountants & Adv.. @ktkpng
138 Followers 606 Following Papua New Guinea's leading accounting and consulting firm. Helping you succeed in the PNG business landscape. PNG’s first self-made @Xero Gold Champion Partner.
Prashant @ReadPrashant
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Dony @Dony496721
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14 Followers 895 Following Deformity surgeries| interventional pain management| structured rehabilitation| gustatory connoisseur| hopelessly kind|
Tinu Cherian Abraham @tinucherian
379K Followers 233K Following Public Relations & Comms Global Head, News Junkie, Political Commentator, Compulsive Retweeter, Outspoken & Opinionated Indian. Views own & not of employer
Tucson Toy Hunter @TucsonToyHunter
692 Followers 2K Following Pop Culture/Toy/Collectible/Art Enthusiast - Toy/Media/Movie News - Human/Political issues - Opinions on it all. Not Right, Not Left....just...in awe
Mohan @Mohan_Raj2022
94 Followers 4K Following
Kelly yinja @Kelly_yinja
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Sundeep Singh @singhx89
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李忠华 @lzhnghu1082562
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Er. sabarivel D. M. E.. @SabarivelR
706 Followers 5K Following 𝓴𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓷𝓪 ❤ 𝓹𝓻𝓪𝓫𝓱𝓾𝓹𝓪𝓭𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮❤ 𝓜𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓻 🅢︎🅐︎🅢︎🅣︎🅡︎🅐︎🅘︎🅣︎🅔︎ 𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕟 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕙❤ தமிழ் ❤
Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch
64K Followers 8K Following a gay writer if you can believe it. yes I have a podcast. email me [email protected]
cameron “im on leav.. @cameronwilson
31K Followers 5K Following internet explorer @crikey_news send tips: [email protected] he/him also fyi my notifications are turned off, email me if u want me
Sally Rugg @sallyrugg
73K Followers 5K Following Campaign strategist, activist, writer & author. Making change through politics & not-politics. Passionate about fairness, justice & joy. Your gay mom.
Senator Briggs (Bibli.. @Briggs
72K Followers 50 Following CBF World Champion x CEO of Corporate Blaks: Briggs McMahon
Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan
41K Followers 3K Following Host/writer of 'If You’re Listening’ from @abcnews
Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton
21K Followers 5K Following (he/him) Journalist.✨author✨. ‘Spite Pie’, coming out in 2025. Subscribe to my Substack, 'nonsense newsletter'. Represented Key People Literary Management
Kirsty Webeck 🦈 @KirstyWebeck
29K Followers 1K Following Comedian • Actor • 📣 2024 tour on sale now, “I’ll Be The Judge Of That.” 🎟️ MELBOURNE 🎟️ SYDNEY 🎟️ BRISBANE 🎟️ HOBART 🎟️ PERTH + more. Tickets ⤵️
Lucy @LucyXIV
34K Followers 2K Following “writer” / very normal aviation enthusiast and love doctor @boontavista / horrid little ghoul
Dave @Mesut_Ausil
9K Followers 400 Following Once saw Mark Latham wearing a dirty polo shirt at the cricket. Have been triggered ever since
Josh Taylor @joshgnosis
52K Followers 2K Following Reporter @GuardianAus. Tech, infosec, FOI, politics, and media.🌈 (he/him)
Josh Butler @JoshButler
52K Followers 3K Following Political reporter @GuardianAus - send memes & tips: DMs open • [email protected] • secure: [email protected] •
illy bocean @IllyBocean
20K Followers 1K Following i play “Andrew” on season 6 of @boontavista. birdposting. foodposting. leave a message after the beep: 1800-317-515
🎄Black Big Lebowsk.. @LaJethroJenkins
57K Followers 1K Following On a golf course listening to Young Nudy.
𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚'𝐬.. @ZacSupreme
732 Followers 712 Following the sardine enjoyer has logged on. girt by bitches.
Elias Greig @elias_greig
2K Followers 1K Following Recovered bookseller/recovering academic Opinions mine. (he/him) Email: [email protected] (E-I-G)
Matt Bateman @mbateman
21K Followers 1K Following Philosopher, formerly @guidepostschool, husband to @Gena_I_Gorlin, father to the creatures in my dadpoasts
Aslan Pahari @aslanpahari
42K Followers 763 Following I speak about cultures, belief systems and history
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
159K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Abbir Dib @AbbirDib
2K Followers 961 Following Video and social lead at the ABC. Formerly a journalist @theage and @9newsmelb - @MediaDiverseAU [email protected]
LindyMan @PaulSkallas
97K Followers 989 Following Lindy Newsletter: https://t.co/k3A03LYLi1 @lindyeffect
Saturday Night Live -.. @nbcsnl
3.4M Followers 695 Following The official X of Saturday Night Live. Watch on @nbc and @peacock. Streaming next day on Peacock.
Joe Twist🏳️�.. @joetwistmusic
2K Followers 1K Following composer/arranger/orchestrator created music for Moby, Kate Miller-Heidke, The Idea of North, Chanticleer, Voces8, The Wiggles, Bluey, The Strange Chores & more
Cameron Carr @CameronjbCarr
412 Followers 341 Following SBS News via ABC Radio Darwin, Perth and Pilbara
Jim @JamesCoyne
4K Followers 1K Following 👨🎓🥓 An educated fool with bacon on my mind 🥓🧠 NN alt for close friends: @BakeKickersUnit
Paul Dalla Rosa @pauldallarosa
2K Followers 961 Following Author of An Exciting and Vivid Inner Life🔪
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348 Followers 748 Following
NBA University @NBA_University
170K Followers 859 Following Educated NBA Takes | Accessible Advanced Stats | Eye-Test Appreciation | Occasional Memes | Hoop fans, check: https://t.co/Wm0AyGXxq3 | [email protected]
Suki’s Mom 🔻 @zukosmadre
75K Followers 1K Following “Todos somos pequeños, solo la patria es grande y esta encarcelada”│PR Libre🇵🇷 │ Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Lachlan McKirdy @LMcKirdy7
7K Followers 2K Following He/Him | Footy writer covering Swans/Giants | Also prone to an Olympics spreadsheet or two | Views my own | 📧 [email protected]
irredeemable crybaby @byowife
3K Followers 1K Following if ur looking for shit i posted myself u already lost the argument btw🥰 always showing my ass in some way, u can support my stupid struggles below🫶beem: eeit
Angela Bishop OAM @AngelaBishop
43K Followers 5K Following Angela Bishop is Entertainment Editor for 10 News First Australia. Instagram: @angelabishop10
max easton @maxeaston__
910 Followers 1K Following writing incl. PARADISE ESTATE ('23), THE MAGPIE WING ('21), BARELY HUMAN (underground music pod/zines) | DIY Q&A series: https://t.co/PPtzymPQG5
Christine Nangle @nanglish
54K Followers 1K Following I have a dog who is my baby and I have a baby who is my child.
U2Community @U2Community
26K Followers 503 Following Official X feed of U2 fan community, Zootopia - hosted by @U2.com. Vision over visibility.
Chris Haynes @ChrisBHaynes
532K Followers 892 Following Senior NBA Insider for TNT & Bleacher Report. Fresno!!! [email protected].
Frasier D&D @FrasierDnD
23K Followers 6 Following Tell me how you want to do this. I’m listening. (CREATOR: @Bencompetence) (LIVESTREAM: https://t.co/31ItFXwDzW) (CONTACT: [email protected])
hannah story @hannahmstory
2K Followers 2K Following writer, editor, friendly neighbourhood arts guy. words @smh @ABCArts @GuardianAus @SatPaper @thebigissue @pedestriandaily @TheMusicComAu. views are all mine.
Purplepingers @purplepingers
26K Followers 469 Following I hate real estate agents - join your union x
Mitch McTaggart @MitchMcTaggart
2K Followers 454 Following Writer/Producer/Australian TV things ❤️ #TheLastYearOfTelevision and #TheBackSideOfTelevision on @binge also on insta
Παναγιώτης .. @PeterPolites
3K Followers 1K Following novelist, worker, queer. God Forgets About the Poor - 2023
Jodie Mitchell @JodieMitchell_
3K Followers 814 Following Comedy boy/ sometimes John Travulva/ Co-dad of @lolwordcomedy and @pecsdrag/ repped by @individual_am BECOMING JOHN TRAVULVA 2-27th AUG @ EDFRINGE
Justine Davie @Justine
5K Followers 6K Following
Peter Lang @PeterVLang
3K Followers 2K Following NRL Polls & Penrith Panthers news. Rugby league columnist for The Western Weekender newspaper in Penrith
Harry Jun @_harryjun_
711 Followers 781 Following stand up comedy | ABC TV | SBS | 2024 COMEDY SHOW WATERMELON LICKING ON SALE
ArtButMakeItPolitics @artbutpolitics
6K Followers 1 Following No taxation without memeification, from the person who brings you @artbutsports
Samantha Jurman @SamanthaJurman
913 Followers 120 Following Enjoy quality banter & watching any of my sporting teams win. Liverpool FC, all things NBA and everything else.
Bridget Fitzgerald @msbfitzgerald
5K Followers 2K Following ABC News Daily | ABC Audio Current Affairs
Nat Hanrahan @nat_sinclair93
7K Followers 940 Following “Prominent Panthers fan”- Yahoo Sport, 2023 all views are my own
NBA Crossover Grid @CrossoverGrid
12K Followers 3K Following 🏀Put your sports knowledge to the test and try to fill out an immaculate grid, connections and trivia. NFL: @CrossoverGridFB ⚽️@CrossoverGridFC
Neil Delamere @neildelamere
42K Followers 1K Following Comic. TV and radio sometimes. Reps: Ireland [email protected] Britain [email protected] Tour tickets at
Sakata @QLDFootballClub
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Tayi Tibble @paniaofthekeef
4K Followers 787 Following Te Whanau a Apanui & Ngati Porou. Author of Poūkahangatus & Rangikura. Published by Knopf, Penguin UK & THWUP Agent: Duvall Osteen @ UTA. RANGIKURA out APRIL 9
Madeleine Damo @damodigsdeep
518 Followers 583 Following reporter @ Penrith Press c/o Daily Telegraph / + views my own / ❣️💥 surviving off haterade 💯
Got this Facebook memory of when I was interviewed about "the phenomenon of glomping" for Film Ink magazine in 2014. No memory of this.
@adambspencer @Wil_Anderson @triplej Learnt about this epic release on @BridieKConnell & @JamColley ‘s Vanity Project podcast - check it out for details of this and other magnificent muzak…
Getting a lot of questions regarding my criticism of Jos's clothes. Common questions: "How can you dress if you're muscular?" "Should no one wear skinny tracksuits?" "What about a more modern silhouette?" Let's talk about some of these points. 🧵
Meet Charlie the Virtual Veteran, an AI-generated soldier produced by State Library to help connect generations with Queensland’s wartime heritage. See history come to life as you chat with Charlie and ask him questions about World War I. Get started: ow.ly/Kjz750RlOWs
Engagement farmers will never get me. I am far too lazy to look at my keyboard.
Very special moment on the new internet
Trent Dalton: Ah, fuuuuu-
maybe one day a kid who grows up with their single mum in a nuclear powered submarine will become prime minister and spend a whole lot of money on public housing
@JamColley Banana couch - atrocity, against the laws of God and man. Banana bath - glorious, life-affirming, necessary.
Step 1 - Lure in followers with Big Muscles. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Step 2 - 1-2% increase in favs on jokes. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Step 2 - Repeat. ⤴️⤴️⤴️⤴️ This is The Beef Jeans System.
If this Arj Barker incident has taught us comics anything at all, it’s this: our industry is dumb as hell and we should quit forever
i love when comedians say "some people may not like this one" and then they start reading out the full addresses of people in the audience
I did 22 shows in this very big room! Proud of me!
“Find A Man Named Nikola Jokic, Convince Him To Pursue Horse Racing Full Time”
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Congratulations to Claire Hooper for taking home this year's Piece of Wood award! This award is chosen by an ever-growing panel of previous winners, and is awarded purely for “doin’ good stuff ‘n’ that”.
Next up is The People's Choice Award! As determined by you, the ticket-buying public, this year's People's Choice Award goes to Aaron Chen for having undeniably the most popular show at the Festival this year!
Up all morning signing prints. Still remember walking out of the arts residency at cradle mountain and it had snowed all night and Percy my self appointed currawong concierge was posing all over the place. Was bitterly cold but crystal clear. Doubt I’ll ever be that happy again.
I’m a drooling fool for the Ripliad, but if I had to desert island one Patricia Highsmith novel it would be ‘The Tremor of Forgery’. If dread floats your boat, hunt it down.
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