Alf Macchio @JaredMChoate
Drink your ovaltine. linktr.ee/toplesspants every/no/where Joined May 2013-
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Van Orden has a history of public outbursts toward minors. He once got into it with a library page in Wisconsin over an LGBTQ book display during Pride Month. He said he would make whoever put the display up pay for it. He later checked out all the books.
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I'm sorry that Mitch McConnell appears to have suffered a medical incident. He'll have the best health care that tax-payers' money can buy, and return to work to abolish medicare and social security for the rest of us.
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I approve this message.
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Maybe someday
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TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY’RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
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People watching Handmaids Tale and being like “I bet the gas in Gilead is under $3”
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Is anyone else blocking all the advertisements on Twitter?
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Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house
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Fuck it, let’s domesticate a new animal.
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Force me to have a baby?
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James Caan. Loved him very much. Always wanted to be like him. So happy I got to know him. Never ever stopped laughing when I was around that man. His movies were best of the best. We all will miss him terribly. Thinking of his family and sending my love.
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only @elonmusk can save KMart - people want the deals back - open up 100's more stores . bring Kmart back to its glory days Elon
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My personal GOAT.
@ThisIsKyleR That's good to know. I pray for a speedy recovery for your friend, in Jesus name, Amen. ( I will also contribute what I can ).
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@trainwithtish Owning the libs with the ultimate price…
@trainwithtish Is lovely that he doesn’t give a sht about the other sick people. Charming family.
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