Jaxon Brow @JaxonBrow
I am a lovable & progressive, somewhat needy, but generally positive therapeutic sock puppet...so much more than a sock, some yarn, & a couple of buttons! JaxonBrow.BlogSpot.com Middleton, WI Joined April 2009-
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Older people sometimes losing control of their bodily functions is not a laughing matter, but it is when that person is an asshole who spent a majority of his adult life talking shit about other people's looks, age, and weight. #OdorInTheCourt #TrumpSmellsLikeAss
Rep Mike Gallagher hints death threats may be behind his early resignation independent.co.uk/news/world/ame… #wiunion #wipolitics
Cool story, boomer!
I heard this too. I’m not kidding. The court’s going to have to issue more than a gag order here.
I heard this too. I’m not kidding. The court’s going to have to issue more than a gag order here.
You're citing an example from like 55+ years ago...?
You're citing an example from like 55+ years ago...?
What a moment 💙
Full jury of 12 people and 6 alternates is seated in Trump's hush money trial in New York (from @AP) apnews.com/article/24147c…
Trump is sleeping while HIS freedom is on the line. Do you honestly think he’ll stay awake for YOURS?
NEWS: Rep. Paul GOSAR (R-Ariz.) just co-sponsored Rep. MTG's motion to vacate, per source familiar
Wisconsin Rep. Derrick Van Orden to Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz on the floor of the US House Thursday: “Stow it, Tubby.” Gaetz on “unhinged” Van Orden: “The only thing I gleaned from it is that Mr. Van Orden is not a particularly intelligent individual.”
Sounds like you're trying to recycle an old John McCain joke about a Beach Boys song!
Sounds like you're trying to recycle an old John McCain joke about a Beach Boys song!
I can see how you struggle with the simple things!
I wonder if traitor trump took any of this today. #TrumpTrial
To be fair, though, we've known Derrick Van Orden is unhinged for a long time.
They’ll see you next time…!
NEWS A 12-person jury has been selected for Trump's first criminal trial in New York. After a flurry of peremptory and for-cause challenges, jury selection progressed in a fast and furious fashion. An alternate already has been chosen.
Your time as governor was enabled insane behavior!
Peter Barca, a Democrat who represented southeast Wisconsin in Congress in the 1990s before going on to become a leader in the Assembly and state revenue secretary announced Thursday that he's running for Congress again. apnews.com/article/peter-…
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Col. Heg says, “You’re my blue sky, you’re my spring day.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: qua In the capacity or care of. “Sometimes I wish the humans would treat me as a cat qua cat, not as a photo subject.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: circumlocution Use of too many words when fewer would be clearer. “The lippy squirrel would be a great lawyer because of his circumlocution, and if that didn’t work he’d stomp his feet and throw acorns at the jury.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: inalienable Impossible to take away or give up. “You can beg me to stop, but I have an inalienable need to hide underneath the ottoman and scare people when they walk by.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: purloin To steal. “I’m not sure why, but purloined food tastes so much better.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: furlong A unit of distance equal to 220 yards. “If there’s unattended food a furlong away, I can get to it before the humans can get out of their chairs.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: brusque Blunt and unfriendly in manner or speech. “If you’ve annoyed the humans all day and you begin to hear a brusque tone in their voices, do not press your luck by climbing the drapes.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: surfeit An overabundant supply or an excess. “I pride myself about how my surfeit fur finds its way to clothing, furniture, and food.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: vicarious Experienced by way of someone else. “I’m not allowed outside so I have vicarious adventures through the neighborhood blue jay, who’s able to best the lippy squirrel simply by flying.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: aegis Protection, sponsorship, or guidance. “The lippy squirrel threatened to steal my cat snacks, so they’re under the aegis of the neighborhood turkeys.”
Welp, 19 years in the books. Gratitude to those who helped get me here.
Cinnamon’s word of the day: fatuous Foolish or silly. “The lippy squirrel was particularly fatuous today and I told him so but he thought I said ‘flatulent’ and threw an acorn at me.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: conjecture To form an opinion or an idea without proof or sufficient evidence. “This may be conjecture, but when the humans say they miss Ginger, I imagine she’s off having a fantastic adventure.”
Cinnamon’s word of the day: redoubt A safe or protected place. “Every cat needs a redoubt in which to ponder life (and hide when the situation calls for it).”
Bobby Portis from the @Bucks, visited our Museum last year. We loved meeting him and showing him his bobbleheads in our collection! 🏀
Cinnamon’s word of the day: lambaste To criticize very harshly. “Does anyone else have a voice inside that lambastes them by pointing out every failing, such as chastising myself for sleeping only 17 hours yesterday?”
@ScottWalker @AlexWalkerWI People still dislike you, you dull, broken, washed up has been. All you’ve ever accomplished is breaking what other, better people had built.
Cinnamon’s word of the day: ethereal Of or relating to the heavens. “Last night I dreamt that an ethereal-looking lippy squirrel floated by while playing a harp and wearing a halo and I thought that if he can get into heaven, anyone can.”
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