Flaming Couch@Jeggstar
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Xbox @Xbox
23 hours agoJoin our celebration of @MLBTheShow 23 being available with @XboxGamePass!
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jordan @JordanUhl
a day agoEnjoy this clip of Boebert repeatedly running into a wall. twitter.com/Fritschner/sta…

The Dangerous Ladies @dangerousladies
2 days agoAnd while we hoped to announce this under more pleasant circumstances, we DO have our own website and Shopify in progress, which will also allow instant file downloads. We're working very hard to get that launched immediately and will let you in soon. dangerousladies.ca

The Dangerous Ladies @dangerousladies
2 days agoHi all! Etsy has suspended our store; we've filed an appeal but it may take a few weeks. In the meantime, we are working on completing orders, and can still be found on Storenvy; we would absolutely love for you to support us in this time. dangerousladies.storenvy.com

Erin Hahn @erinhahn_author
3 days agoPlease stop acting like arming teachers is the answer. You don't even trust us to pick out books for your children.

Read McPagliacci! @Cheesymanfredo
4 days ago
Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
3 days ago"oh god, shit, oh what the fuck is happening, shit shit shit shit" – the inventor of popcorn

Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel
5 days ago“Put the cheese in wax.” “Okay.” “With a little paper belt.” “What?” “And then in a net!” “Dr. Babybel, no! It’s too much!”

LowercaseRoses @LowercaseRoses
3 days ago
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo
6 days ago
BillyWayneDavis @BillyWayneDavis
4 days agoThe funniest thing about Joe Rogan is people think he's a regular dude. You know regular ass dude who was on a NBC sitcom in their twenties, then hosted a network game show, a cable show, and commented on televised fights. Just like you. 🤣😂

Chelsie Whitlock @ChelsieWhitlock
5 days ago@redemptionarcs The best part is that she is filibustering every single bill. Not just trans bills, she is on a one person mission to burn the entire session to the ground. And honestly I'm here for it.

We need to protect Kendall Roy @redemptionarcs
6 days agoI don’t think I’ve seen anything quite as vicious as the Nebraska lawmaker currently filibustering against anti trans bills. Holy fuck.

Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig
a week agoThe Oscars need a category for stunt work cause whatever he getting paid is not enough twitter.com/funEman_/statu…

Rebecca Watson @rebeccawatson
a week agoLet’s replace capitalism with whatever’s going on in John Wick. Cocktail? One coin. Hotel suite? One coin. Safe passage to another country? One coin. Disposal of a body & general housekeeping? One coin (per body).

Flaming Couch @Jeggstar
5 days ago@AndrewAnth0ny @NoMoreLateFees (extremely Kermit voice) "Okaayyyy... throw us off your bah-deee..."

Flaming Couch @Jeggstar
6 days agoCongratulations to standby painter Theo Clerc, and the entire crew and cast of the phenomenal John Wick 4. An excellent movie, well put together from top to bottom, I look forward to seeing it again!

Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle
7 days agoFake arguing with your coach to distract the defense before throwing a half-look pass for a reverse alley-oop to break a 92-92 tie in the final minute of OT in a Sweet 16 game at MSG might be the coolest shit I’ve ever seen

villalobos @RamonVillalobos
6 days ago
david tveite @tveite
a week agowhen i was a kid i used to think adults were being patronizing when they said shit like "you're getting so big!" but now i'm in my thirties and i have a lot more friends who have kids and let me tell you something those fuckers are gettin bigger than hell

Adam Cerious @Browtweaten
7 days agocustomer: can I return this bird food? me: we don't take returns customer: then can I give some feedback? me: I told you no

Maladroithe @Maladroithe
a week agoI do not want to hear a word against American culture

Shoegaze Dad 🇵🇭 @yeoldedad
a week ago
Lbabinz 🇨🇦 @Lbabinz
a week agoZellers is live zellers.thebay.com