wendy’s kid @JermHimselfish
Words cannot begin to describe the way that I feel about stuff instagram.com/shoecrabfarmex… NEK VT Joined April 2012-
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My Conan story is that his sister and I had the same plug back in the day and whenever she came by we would all smoke and jam out and she would freestyle rap for hours on end
Me: You guys didn’t look at the sun during the eclipse, did you? My kids, hovering several feet off of the ground, eyes as black as crow feathers: WE ARE THE SUNS CHILDREN NOW
30 years since Kurt passed tomorrow. One of my favorite pieces I ever wrote about it here. welcometohellworld.com/you-have-etern…
LEBRON: After the Dirk year - JJ: Tough. LEBRON: That's when Spo came to me, he spent the offseason in Milan with the inventor of the whale tail. JJ: And that's when it happened. LEBRON: He told me that if I wanted to win, I'd wear the thong. JJ: And? LEBRON: I wanted to win.
*Bon Jovi voice* 🎵Robin Williams and Nathan Lane Baby you just watched The Birdcage🎵
Men used to have names like Cornbread Red & Strawberry Brooks. Now it's Father John Misty and Jaden
i don’t know how to be a person: part 1 my wife knows i have trouble being a person. a real person. one who eats vegetables & oatmeal. not this teddy ruxpin doll that i’ve become. i’m like a minor animatronic character at chuck e. cheese singing on top of ol’ smokey
I just can’t do the whole “jeans with no underwear on in the hot sun” thing
I just can’t do the whole “jeans with no underwear on in the hot sun” thing
I keep ordering the steak but every time it gets to the table Alan Vega smashes the plate with a large chain
I keep ordering the steak but every time it gets to the table Alan Vega smashes the plate with a large chain
Started leaving an old pair of underwear next to the heating vent in my bedroom so I have something warm to blow my nose in
'we love the sea because it's where we come from we fear it because we left so long ago', I say suddenly, startling myself, and the waitress
I can’t explain it but I just have this overwhelming feeling that Kate Middleton is somewhere in rural Northern Vermont gearing up for mud season
Reporter: “Just making sure you understand the gravity of the situation”
Reporter: “Just making sure you understand the gravity of the situation” https://t.co/kb6c6CqnKh
If there is a child starving anywhere in the world to whom you don’t want to give food, then you are my enemy, an enemy to humanity. You certainly shouldn’t be trusted with anyone’s children and I feel for yours because they deserve better parents. Life is wasted on you.
as the CEO of Dick, i got a suggestion too
as the CEO of Dick, i got a suggestion too
gimme fuel gimme fire Goldie Hawn Bird On A Wire
I used to get sad on Mitch Hedberg's birthday. I still get sad, but I used to, too.
Them: How do you want your coffee? Me: Kevin Costner
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Brian Gaar @briangaar
80K Followers 2K Following Finally a bearded white dude in comedy. https://t.co/z1EDZmqdBo Bluesky: https://t.co/XkLVhTtCfv
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
dan mentos @DanMentos
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Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 652 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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Dan Duvall @lazerdoov
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Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
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Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake
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Amanda Mancino-Willia.. @Manda_like_wine
45K Followers 1K Following I do a lot of laundry. contact:mancinowilliams at gmail
Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander
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Emily Mei @usRiley176967
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Ivy Miura @IMiura88
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Veronica Rose @veronica_r44468
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Chloe_Young @CYoung29882
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Jazalyn's Reflections @JazalynReflect
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FunnyLittle_Miss @MissFunnyl74760
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Jason @JasonFaykosh
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VerdieSchade @SchadeVerd56927
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We Promote your Music.. @RitaHar18352064
1K Followers 5K Following Get your Promo Deal 👉 https://t.co/OOoFBnIcJL Boost your Spotify / Youtube / Instagram & more
Ryan @RyanGilda422
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Mel @comaltinfosec01
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brooks sterritt @brksstrrtt
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Bunsen @BjornRedBeard
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis
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Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans
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Welliton Luiz Gonçal.. @reis_welli87610
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Egypt Boy @EgyptBoyMOA
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ndweiss (ND). Jezebel.. @11tulips
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🕉🇺🇦🟦Stevi.. @StevieVan_Zandt
45 Followers 439 Following Unrequited Infatuation: Odyssey of a Rock and Roll Consigliere (A Cautionary Tale) - A memoir by Stevie Van Zandt - Available Now at
Anil Kumar @AnilKum91195424
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Greg Grace @rarebirdbass
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Goddard College Staff.. @GCStaffUnion
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Ariana Cornejo @aricornejooo
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R B @rajatanilbehl
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Piyush Kumar Sahu @PiyushK12326072
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Tina Dee @ghoststoriesss
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Andrés Pozo @AndresPozo2023
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Jarhead Hicks @Jarhead7339
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CurmudgeonlyFans @CurmudgeonlyFan
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Sonny☔ @SeungwansPhone
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lifelesslope @lifelesslope
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Alpha Male (real) @SortaBad
62K Followers 794 Following @sortaokaytbh if we are pals. Solana + Metis + Avax ecosystem maxi
Brian Gaar @briangaar
80K Followers 2K Following Finally a bearded white dude in comedy. https://t.co/z1EDZmqdBo Bluesky: https://t.co/XkLVhTtCfv
mike ginn @shutupmikeginn
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donni saphire @donni
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maura quint @behindyourback
115K Followers 1K Following Elon Musk is a piss baby. Rarely checking this account. Follow me at mauraquint on bluesky, insta, tt, etc. Contact: quintmaura@ gmail
FRO VO @fro_vo
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Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
dan mentos @DanMentos
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Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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♥mark magark♥ @markedly
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Dan Duvall @lazerdoov
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Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
Alejandra Caraballo @Esqueer_
160K Followers 2K Following Clinical Instructor, Harvard Law Cyberlaw Clinic. Gender & Tech. Bylines: @Wired @Slate. Views = my own. She/Her.
Jazz Is Dead @jazzisdeadco
21K Followers 83 Following #jazzisdead concerts produced and programmed by @artdontsleep. Music recorded at @linearlabs composed and produced by @adrianyounge and @alishaheed.
𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @sovietsoleri
40K Followers 342 Following tendril of fire in the ancient craton ----southwest future ⚔️🌵⛰️🛰️
You Are Good @youaregoodpod
19K Followers 998 Following A feelings podcast about movies. @remember_sarah + @alexsteed (tweets) + @carekendrick Logo by @elclimo
679 Enthusiast @marionumber4
11K Followers 2K Following Minors dni 🔞 He/Him/Él ٠ Latino Heat 🇻🇪 ٠ Commie shitposter ٠ I make and post memes and other silly tweets
PremRock @PlanetPremRock
4K Followers 1K Following Rap artist, magic-maker, travelin' man. Wrecking Crew/ShrapKnel/Backwoodz inquiries: [email protected] https://t.co/ZuMoGbpkeQ
Curly Castro @Curly_Castro
2K Followers 847 Following Wrecking Crew •ShrapKnel •Grift Company Consulting •Call Out Culture •Backwoodz Studioz https://t.co/hhJghQAlnF https://t.co/6rxudNfESK
Brohbliv @ohbliv
13K Followers 2K Following TMH first :: LTPFJ :: Devotional Soulhop :: MA :: Indigenous Rhythms :::: NTS Radio :: https://t.co/1j9IiGwwTQ :: Inquiries: [email protected]
he/him/nigga @elucidwho
11K Followers 0 Following Armand Hammer - We Buy Diabetic Test Strips out 9/29 on @fatpossum https://t.co/5OfXyJ4PZv BOOKINGS: [email protected]
Backwoodz Studioz @BackwoodzHipHop
16K Followers 2K Following New York indie record label. Beats and Rhymes since 2002.
Clare Daly @ClareDalyMEP
415K Followers 18 Following Member of the European Parliament. Independent. Socialist. https://t.co/4DfRx8G49O https://t.co/MNoRLghszp https://t.co/LKwFpJay31
beer person @CantEverDie
129K Followers 2K Following JUNE - L’CHAIM - TRANS DISINFO INFLUENCER - podcasting on @WesternKabuki & @CrateDiving - streaming games on https://t.co/kXjet8u2M2
Ryan @RyanGilda422
1K Followers 2K Following Muslim, husband, father, son, hip hop fan, AEW fan, physician.
John Walters @thevpo1
3K Followers 1K Following i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by timid lawmaking and gubernatorial vetoes
unusual_whales @unusual_whales
1.7M Followers 2K Following Stocks/Options/Crypto/Market News +Tools. Not advice 🐳 who changed 🏛️. Get $50-$5000 to trade: https://t.co/wGf2ZdlXpw Discord: https://t.co/0xJ9e0ZYYG More: https://t.co/nsxZlPV0pC
Kenny Segal @KennySegal
10K Followers 1K Following inquiries: [email protected] booking: [email protected]
Raoul Duke @batcountry1980
10K Followers 8K Following Always thinking about music, always got a song stuck in my head. I post stuff so I can talk about it with fellow music geeks.
derek guy @dieworkwear
780K Followers 962 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
worms cited @christapeterso
59K Followers 3K Following Philosophy PhD student. very powerful. love birds (she/her) 🐝
Fascinating @fasc1nate
3.3M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
score follower @incipitsify
30K Followers 1K Following the score video resource for the beautifully gnarly sounds of today
Guitar Recommendation.. @BuyThisGuitar
325 Followers 49 Following I post used guitars for sale that I think are cool or good deals. main: @diabolicalspuds
Adam Neely @its_adamneely
91K Followers 542 Following I talk to people about music sometimes on the internet, Bassist for Sungazer, he/him, black lives matter
A!ex Steed @alexsteed
19K Followers 3K Following Co-Host of @youaregoodpod. Manager for folks in the arts. Bewildered person. Mainer in Los Angeles. Picture taker. Into being.
Dana Carvey @danacarvey
332K Followers 48K Following TheWeirdPlace : https://t.co/KTkix3ndeg - SuperFly : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9 - FlyOnTheWall : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9
Sean M. O'Brien @TeamsterSOB
42K Followers 804 Following Fighting for workers is a full-contact sport. Proud 4th-Gen @Teamsters. Making this influential union bigger, faster, stronger. Sean & Joey's dad. Nanny's son.
Accidental Bronson @AccidentalBron
66K Followers 16K Following Things that sound like Action Bronson lyrics
Lowkey @Lowkey0nline
388K Followers 6K Following Host of 'The Watchdog' podcast on @MintPressNews for enquiries: [email protected]
Seven Days @sevendaysvt
57K Followers 2K Following We're the independent Vermont newspaper and website covering news, politics, food, arts and culture.
Gayest Tone @gayest_tone
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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz
368K Followers 4K Following 100% reader-funded writer. All works free to republish, bootleg, use or c/p. All works co-authored by Tim Foley. Patreon: https://t.co/W3o6lpnLgI Paypal: https://t.co/F6jUZFOVY7
austerity is theft �.. @wideofthepost
16K Followers 1K Following politics | policy | soccer | & journalism also: @[email protected]
out of context 30 Roc.. @30rockposts
19K Followers 5 Following
Norman Finkelstein @normfinkelstein
467K Followers 83 Following Official Twitter account for Norman G. Finkelstein https://t.co/RPKMXeCp9z
FREAK SCENE フサオ @AcidEater_Fusao
22K Followers 8K Following 大阪アメ村60s～70s古着屋「FREAK SCENE」店主＆ACID EATER（G）ex.CHRISTINE 23 ONNA／abm／Angel'in Heavy Syrup ★ http://t.co/5yhRrWXpIE★http://t.co/PQJ8u46xbR★http://t.co/bbKnQ4Rmno
Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod
242K Followers 994 Following Senior Staff Writer/Podcast Producer, @MintPressNews. I mostly tweet about US/Mid East & Lat Am. politics, but complaining about corporate media is my passion.
Artists of Colour @artistsofcolour
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Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore
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Blowback Season 4: Ou.. @blowbackpod
42K Followers 2 Following SEASON 4: AFGHANISTAN is out now! Early access to all episodes: https://t.co/e1VesuMNr6. Hosted by @deep_beige and @nkulw.
Now that Tarantino is OUT, what filmmaker should make a movie about film critics?
I just read an article that said Paul Simon “has a strong claim as America’s greatest living songwriter.” Look, I like Paul Simon. But unless Bob Dylan fucking died today and I don’t know about it, you can take that bullshit elsewhere.
John Fetterman just called MLK an asshole.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but blocking a bridge or berating folks in Starbucks isn't righteous, it just makes you an asshole. Demand Hamas to send every hostage back home and surrender.
IT WAS A MOUSE
I’ve done stupid shit around wild animals before but never have I felt more vulnerable or scared than just now when I realized I was butt ass naked in the shower with a very large mouse
(Screaming in perfect unison like a church choir) COME ON AHSENAL SCORE SOM FAHKIN POINTS
Dave Bautista, Stellan Skarsgård and Austin Butler on the set of ‘DUNE: PART TWO’
Like Trump has used Tax Cuts for folks like you and me ?
Student loan forgiveness sounds great for borrowers overburdened with high interest rate debts they cannot repay. The problem is that the subsidy appears to go principally to more affluent families at the cost of burdening those who didn’t attend college or whose parents saved to…
USC announced that valedictorian Asna Tabassum’s commencement speech has been canceled, stating it was “necessary to maintain the safety of our campus and students” ‘I am surprised that my own university has abandoned me,’ Tabassum said in a statement uscannenbergmedia.com/2024/04/15/pro…
You can read the statement from Asna Tabassum in full here:
You have to be a certain level of shameless to say stuff like this when your family fled Iran with billions of dollars of tax dollars that you are still luxuriously living on.
‘Billions of dollars wasted on weaponry that proves to be ineffective, while Iranians are queueing for food and fuel.' Crown Prince of Iran, exiled @PahlaviReza tells @SkyYaldaHakim that the current Iranian regime needs to be "put to an end." trib.al/WvOYpJE 📺 Sky 501
Hey man idk if anyone has told you but a majority of your party thinks Israel is committing a genocide. The all out pro genocide position you’re taking IS the fringe.
Stand with Israel > Pander to the fringe
Is newspaper one of the ingredients?
elmer fudd and bugs
do i even need to say their names
but my loyalties of the era were with Radiohead, Pulp and Stereolab
I preferred Blur to Oasis in the 90s, just getting that on the record
had that nail salon nightmare again where one of them held me down while the other one glued on those 5” acrylic shit-scoopers
i wish we stil had functional big box electronics stores where you could go buy some good electronics now rather than have to fucking order them online
If you cheerlead generative AI in music, you should be able to beatmatch manually. Actually, if you're on a stage at all, you should be able to beatmatch manually IMO.
Grimes’ tracks are at double tempo for some reason and she’s tried to explain like 6 times now she can’t mix them on the fly 💀
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