Jesse David Fox @JesseDavidFox
@GoodOnepodcast creator/host. COMEDY BOOK out now! Please buy! linktr.ee/JesseDavidFox Joined March 2009-
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ok enough twitter for me again. see ya later. watch the Good One special on Peacock. purchase Comedy Book wherever you like buying books from. Love, Jesse
@kn8 writes about the 13 Taylor Swifts that put her back on top trib.al/fgv5RvR
Welp, Jesse got me blushing with this write-up of Dirt Nap. Thank you! @JesseDavidFox vulture.com/article/kyle-k…
Long jokes are good. More of them, please — like the 47-minute joke in Kyle Kinane’s stand-up special ‘Dirt Nap.’ That one is very good. trib.al/A8w4icg
@ComedyCellarUSA comedian @JayJurden tells @vladduthiersCBS about his path to standup and his upbringing in Mississippi — plus, we surprise him with a special guest — tomorrow on CBS Mornings 🎤
Long jokes are good. More of them, please — like the 47-minute joke in Kyle Kinane’s stand-up special ‘Dirt Nap.’ That one is very good. trib.al/E2KuZ9Z
The way Kinane ends the 47 minute long story in his new special 'Dirt Nap' is the most electrifying comedy moment I've seen all year. @JesseDavidFox wrote a little about how he pulled this off here. vulture.com/article/kyle-k…
We visited well over a hundred places all over NYC to make this book. My cholesterol is higher and I weigh more than before we started, but it was worth it. It’s out Oct. 22nd. Pre-order now if you can. harpercollins.com/products/new-y…
i never really watched Conan much. but the one of the few times i did, Broken Social Scene played 7/4 Shoreline and now that's like my favorite song. thank you, Conan. Rest in power
i see a lot of people posting clips of Conan. did you know he actually used to write for The Simpsons? he wrote the famous episode where Marge opposes the building of a monorail in Springfield
Huge congrats to Loni Steele Sosthand for breathing life into a funny, deep, personal story that broke new ground on a 35-year-old tv show (that show is @TheSimpsons)
Huge congrats to Loni Steele Sosthand for breathing life into a funny, deep, personal story that broke new ground on a 35-year-old tv show (that show is @TheSimpsons)
there is a jazziness epidemic plaguing Tiny Desk Concerts
the working title of this post was "The Gods of Nothing" so i am going to be looking for something else to apply that to. watch this space vulture.com/article/jerry-…
In the choppy ocean of Larry’s life on ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm,’ the water’s calm when he’s with Jerry. trib.al/yUa0dmC
while we're talking about things from the 90s vulture.com/article/jerry-…
In the choppy ocean of Larry’s life on ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm,’ the water’s calm when he’s with Jerry. trib.al/MEFEXtm
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@kylekinane @JesseDavidFox People been messaging me about the shoutout since yesterday! Good ep buddy I love when ya talk shop!
@JesseDavidFox Buddy ya nailed it, this special needs to be taken in completely, not piecemealed by the algorithm
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get her ass!!!!!
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