Kate Johnson: Hex and the City out NOW! @K8JohnsonAuthor
Writes books. Loves cats. Talks about both a lot. She/Her. SFF, contemp romance, cosy mystery https://t.co/ofMhtSBnDH [email protected] katejohnson.co.uk Essex, UK Joined July 2009-
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Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview
Hmm, turns out a habit of sitting on your feet is not such a good idea when you’ve recently let someone stab one of them repeatedly with a needle for three hours.
Tattooist: “Oh, your skin is so lovely to work on.” Me: *blushes* Tattooist: “You’re so white it’s like drawing on fresh paper.” Me: “…oh.”
You there boy! Do you know what day it is? Why, it’s new tattoo day!
Tag yourself. I’m Guinea Pig Hair Salon.
To paraphrase President Andrew Shepherd: Whatever your particular problem is, the Conservatives aren't the least bit interested in solving it. They are interested in two things: making you afraid of it, and telling you who to blame for it.
SUNAK: "I will never dismiss or downplay the illnesses people have." SUNAK (53 seconds later): Rising numbers with depression and anxiety are down to an "over-medicalising everyday challenges". 🤔~AA
Took Jemima to the vet for a check-up. The nurse admired my @qwertee t-shirt 😏
Copy edits have left the building. Bridgerton Witches are go! mybook.to/Hexability
Happy birthday to my sweet boys! Less than two years ago you were terrified feral kittens, and now look at you! Completely settled, happy, gorgeous and incidentally *gigantic* boys.
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Well, my God, a man with three small children, whose father and wife are both undergoing cancer treatment, is taking some time off from the job that has required him from birth to be publicly cheerful and uncomplaining at every moment? Well how very *dare* he.
Well, my God, a man with three small children, whose father and wife are both undergoing cancer treatment, is taking some time off from the job that has required him from birth to be publicly cheerful and uncomplaining at every moment? Well how very *dare* he.
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Happy International Asexuality Day to my Ace buddies xx
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Utterly, totally bonkers that Totally Chaotic History: Ancient Egypt is the number 1 book on Amazon… surely it should be Nile? 😉
@K8JohnsonAuthor I've read a couple of your books in the last week or so. Hex Appeal and Hex and the city. I've just finished Max Seventeen and Im kind of a mess emotionally. Thank you for the adventure.
@K8JohnsonAuthor Right, I'm taking this as gospel :) Thank you!
@K8JohnsonAuthor Basically, Trigger's broom then? You can get flurgle wurgles on Amazon reasonably priced. They work for plumbing, mending kettles, lining litter boxes and hacking into the CIA mainframe.
100% unsurprised sick Kate Middleton got blamed for ‘bad photoshop’. I hate saying this, but people hate you for having cancer—you get called angry, impatient, lazy. Someone I believed loved me publicly mocked me for having cancer. Cancer makes ppl uncomfortable & they blame you.
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Love, love, LOVE @K8JohnsonAuthor's books. This one is going to be fantabulous!
Just finished a round of edits on my next book. It has a shiny new blurb I hope I can live up to! The hero is a pirate and the heroine is a witch… in Regency England. amazon.co.uk/Hex-Hexability…
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9. The clitoris has never been missing in action. It is well documented in ancient literature, as is a very silly belief that macho men should not perform cunnilingus. This stems from a pathological fear that the penis isn’t enough to get a woman off. This is a well founded fear…
I know I’m late to this but the original Willy Wonka tour was pretty shit for 80% of the kids too.
@K8JohnsonAuthor I do need a handrail on the other side! I feel silly about all the smudges on the wall from me dragging my hand down there. This is helpful, thank you!
Only in @sainsburys !! SPREDGES!!!