Kaiser@Celebitchy @KaiseratCB
Kaiser@CB is the head writer for Celebitchy. Also: @kaiseratcb.bsky.social celebitchy.com Virginia Joined March 2011-
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Normalize throwing eggs and screaming “fucking douchebag” at Trump’s bullshit convoy
Normalize throwing eggs and screaming “fucking douchebag” at Trump’s bullshit convoy
A literal British monarch changing his allegiance to the United States we’ve never been more back
oh so Huevo was "ambushed" with cards for Kate and Charles? And... it was just one woman. archive.ph/TS4DF
Please 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Don’t Hurt Yourself, The Album
They should've painted the bench with glossy, highly reflective brown paint before taking this photo. I hear that is the new trend for outdoor benches in the UK.
Eden: King Charles’s jams sold out after Duchess Meghan sent jams to friends!! celebitchy.com/867764/
Prince William returned to work after a month, he visited Surplus to Supper celebitchy.com/867832/
The slimmed-down monarchy ‘is going to be a seriously underweight monarchy’ celebitchy.com/866579/
damn I can really see why the Swifties are in the trenches this week
taylor is out of her rabbit ass mind for saying matty healy is a tattooed golden retriever. baby that’s one of the rats from flushed away
Simone Biles is still upset that people yelled at her husband Jonathan Owens celebitchy.com/867644/
You’ll never believe who Martin Scorsese wants to cast as Frank Sinatra & Ava Gardner celebitchy.com/867815/
Prince Harry’s lawyer: The Sun has also made a settlement offer to Harry celebitchy.com/867700/
Quentin Tarantino changed his mind, drops ‘The Movie Critic’ as his final film celebitchy.com/867719/
Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII
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Jon took these photos of me hugging Reg last night and we’ve been laughing about them ever since
@KaiseratCB "FFS, I've got a ton of work to do, but was told to babysit this useless knob while he messes up my kitchen".
@KaiseratCB He's wearing long sleeves, he isn't wearing a hairnet, and I bet he didn't wash his hands first either. I wouldn't be eating any of it.
@KaiseratCB A look that says a thousand words. None of them nice lol
@KaiseratCB In EVERY picture!! It’s not just a one off. He really had no time for Huevo today 🤣🤣
@KaiseratCB William has such odd facial expressions and body language. It’s like he’s gathering all of his energy just to connect.
@KaiseratCB “Have you ever used a knife dude? Don’t chop off your fingers and blame me for you taking the next year off”
@KaiseratCB I know a chef never wants a rookie handling his knife. Why isn't the waste of skin watching and filming the professional work instead of having him stand back like a waiter?
These people are crazy
BREAKING: We just shut down a gala honoring U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski. Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies. As Chevron's top lobbyist gave her an award, we stepped in and stopped the ceremony. Respect us or expect us. 🧵
A literal British monarch changing his allegiance to the United States we’ve never been more back
Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his ‘new country’ on documents trib.al/DDvbT3t
@KaiseratCB The barely concealed “who the feck is this chucklehead screwing up my day” is all of us since 2017.
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Nacho Figueras on Prince Harry: ‘We speak very often, which is amazing’ soclife.co/eAPnbT via @celebitchy
@KaiseratCB The thoughts going through this guy’s head are very apparent. “GET THIS LAZY WELFARE MOTHER FUCKER OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!!!!
@KaiseratCB He probably thought of all the overtime he would have to do to catch up after making way for Willy for his photo op.
@KaiseratCB He's looking like if this mfer don't get out my kitchen... 😂😂😂 Or he's thinking I know he didn't walk up in here with his brother's pants and shoes on...
@KaiseratCB Spot on but a slight bit of shade in that last line 😂
@KaiseratCB IT’S WHAT I’VE WANTED SINCE LEMONADE.