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Tuesdays are for politics and pizza. Most likely going to hell. Alarmist. Peasant. Obsessed with Richard III. Fuck the NRA. Fuck all these Nazis. Chicago/Kansas Joined April 2009-
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The irony of Trump gagging the courtroom instead of being gagged is not lost on those of us who enjoy fart humor
Trump's playbook of insulting, vilifying, & disrespecting judges while they are hearing his cases demonstrates his significant psychopathologies and complete imbecility. In the annals of litigation, this is unique, highly aberrant behavior.
Whether you call him Don Fartleone, or Adolph Shitler, everybody knows exactly who you’re talking about. #TrumpSmellsLikeAss
Here’s a little reality check for all the people out there who say there’s no difference between Republicans and Democrats. The dude who lit himself on fire agrees with you. You’re as crazy as that guy. Vote Blue to stop the insanity.
How cool is she 😍
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It’s only a matter of time before Trump starts selling his bottled farts on eBay.
The good thing for Devin Nunes is that mob bosses like Trump are always patient, kind, and understanding when you lose them millions of dollars a day.
Katie's Sidebar: Just a reminder that David Pecker, former Chairman of AMI (the publisher of The National Enquirer), was granted immunity by the Feds in 2018 in exchange for him meeting with prosecutors and sharing details about the hush-money payments made by Michael Cohen to…
Apparently Trump is taking that gag order literally and gagging everyone in court with his toxic farts.
Fart face vs Deep State 🥴
It’s pretty funny that Trump means fart in England.
The lighting is so bad in the courtroom that Trump appears to have yellow skin and this makes me chuckle
trump has filed an emergency appeal to move his trial. Like where? Closer to the restroom because he can’t stop shitting himself? No dice, Assface. The only things moving in this trial are your bowels. #TrumpSmellsLikeAss #DiaperDon
I'm running against MTG. By supporting Jan 6 insurrectionists and our adversaries like Putin, she makes a mockery of the Constitution we both swore to uphold. I recently retired as a Brigadier General after serving for 40 years. It's my patriotic duty to end MTG's career.
Trump moves around in a cloud like Pigpen from those old Snoopy cartoons, farting and burping and snoring. He's a walking hazmat scene.
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209 Followers 390 Following Lean Six Sigma Master Black Belt, Global Supply-chain and process improvement guru. Seasoned global printer. World traveler @ https://t.co/pWWMWeRGa4Reports coming out of the Trump trial are saying that Trump keeps falling asleep & when he’s asleep, he is farting. The smell is so bad the lawyers have to get up & leave the table. If any of you motherfuckers have time, I need somebody to come to my house & pick me up off the…
Ripoff Van Wrinkle posted 5 times this AM about immunity. Someone tell the Freezing Fraud that he’s the only one in US history who worries about this.
The Headline should read: DeSantis Signs Law making it easier for Pedophile Pastors to work in schools.
#BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis signs law letting religious chaplains into public schools, can offer support services to students "To exclude religious groups - that is discrimination! You're basically saying that God has no place? That's wrong, that's not what our Founding Fathers…
Someone should tell Donald that "Crop-dusting the jury" is illegal in every state except Arkansas
Now that we have a full panel, Trump is farting in court to taint the jury
Tough day for Rudy Giuliani. He's not even the most famous person known for farting in a courtroom anymore.
This unrepentant adorable sploot just ate a bumble bee, puked up her lunch, and would do it all again in a heartbeat
@Meidas_LaurenA They tried it at my polling site. I stood there with them all day.
If two people meet on my timeline and decide to get married, does that mean I'm engagement farming?
Trump's playbook of insulting, vilifying, & disrespecting judges while they are hearing his cases demonstrates his significant psychopathologies and complete imbecility. In the annals of litigation, this is unique, highly aberrant behavior.
I haven't enjoyed fart jokes this much since 5th grade!
Even trump’s Secret Service agents are making fun of him. When a protester threw a tomato at trump today, the Secret Service agents yelled, “Donald, duck!”