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Yeah, an hour wait in a virtual queue that’s moving at sonic speeds, which results in trashing the rest of the schedule, is a bridge too far. Going to try @UniversalORL before we subject ourselves to the self-flagellation of @WaltDisneyWorld again. #SaddestPlaceOnEarth
Visiting @WaltDisneyWorld is no longer magical. These days you purchase a $100+ scratch-off and then try to navigate the #WorstAppInHistory to game the #WorstSystemEverDevised only to end up frustrated and disappointed. Bring back the ticket books, this sucks. #DoneWithDisney
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Have a late model #Subaru has had a screen and/or amp failure? Phantom inputs, visual de-lamination, etc. Had any success communicating with @subaru_usa & the "Customer Advocacy [sic] Department?" Case opened 8 days ago. Supplied the info they asked for, now deafening silence.
Does @GovRonDeSantis really think picking a fight with @WaltDisneyWorld is a winning strategy? #BlessHisHeart
Santos divides Republicans Yep, into the raw criminals and the decent humans. #SantosIndicted
Again; (frankly, I’m getting pretty tired of saying it.) Everyone being armed isn’t the answer. Everyone being disarmed isn’t the answer. The answer lies between. Until we silence the two extremes those of us in the middle will never be heard. #NashvilleCovenantSchool
Does someone who isn’t guilty constantly see the ghosts of victims? Awfully close to an implied confession. #MurdaughMuders
Place a pronged eating utensil in the guy, he has been excessively roasted. #MurdaughTrial
As soon as @HouseGOP figures out that a deal can be made across the aisle that silences the toddlers in the room the better off we'll all be.
Hey, @GOPLeader - might be time to get a clue and move on.
Can someone give @GOPLeader his participation trophy so we can move on? #QOPnonsense #Speakerofthehouse #WhosNext #ModerateNeeded
Just discovered @ring doesn’t just have a completely broken process, they also have no interest in improving their process. Documentation is misleading, and their response is “Sucks to be you.” I’ll not be purchasing any more of their product in the future, that’s for sure.
Thoutetoa @thoutetoa48965
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SassySprint_ @sprint58833
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us_Kayla_ @UsKayla94987
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Persephone @persephone6443
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Haroriez @haroriez37456
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Ronald Thompson @ron73460453
307 Followers 159 Following Non Pro member of NRHA. I train and show/sell reining horses in Whitesboro, TX.
Tanya Daniels @TanyasnDaniels
26 Followers 930 Following Found different beauties from all US states 😳 Ready for private meetings Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/uEtwXUmDKz
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kevin king @Schnauzerdaddy6
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Brian Gray @BrianGr93231148
1 Followers 10 Following I'm a former corporate finance (trust finance) geek who quit after a decade in Hotlanta and moved back to my hometown Wilmington, NC.
Randall Wilson @Randall49025798
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Simon Horman @horms
265 Followers 244 Following Dad. Linux Kernel Developer. Contemplates strategy for NICs. @[email protected]
Retha Harber @HarberRetha
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RG Wilson @RGWilson20
1K Followers 3K Following formerly the acct of Randy Wilson curiously destroyed after the debate , Canadian Resister #BidenHarris2020
Beth @Beth52694750
5 Followers 36 Following I’m a mom to two beautiful daughters and wife to my wonderful husband of almost 30 years! I remodel homes, and turn them into vacation rentals!
Heather Lou @hthrlu
8K Followers 7K Following I'm a blue dot in a red state. I like dogs more than I like most people. I believe in science, kindness, truth, and love. I'm a lifelong student. No DMs She/Her
ADS-Computers @ADScomputers
54 Followers 757 Following Computers, computer hardware and web site products. Domain names, hosting, SSL Cetificates and more
𖤓 𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐢.. @DPrz6
457 Followers 3K Following Independent. Prefer critical thinking over small talk. Math major. Love Psychology. George Washington’s 2nd cousin 8x removed. Solidarność! 🇵🇱🇺🇦🇺🇸
Liam’s Nissan @steveclark32
248 Followers 591 Following
Richard Landivar @intstaging_
183 Followers 624 Following
lücÿ @thebptherapist
352 Followers 586 Following Therapist with bipolar. Also: aspiring forensic psychologist, NYCer, childfree, leftist, scuba diver, Tolkien nerd, metalhead, mom to🐈🐈⬛🐍🕷️, & more
Elizabeth @nearlyacatlady
6 Followers 23 Following One cat short of being a crazy cat lady. Oh there is also a dog. And a hedgehog.
Travis Nolt @TravisNolt3
695 Followers 2K Following Sense of humor and empathy. Be a life giver and check the box. Life is a gift to share. #resist
Mallred @mallred442
3K Followers 5K Following Mother of 3 beautiful daughters, USMC disabled Veteran, Loves animals, save the planet, When we are silent we are complicit.. #Resist #LGBTQally #Pro choice
Sheila @SheilaS79852110
2K Followers 4K Following Retired RN. Mom, very married, grandmother. Love all animals. Fight the good fight. Can't fix stupid. Resistance.🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 NEVER tRump.
Ask Spectrum @Ask_Spectrum
157K Followers 25K Following Spectrum's support team. For other Spectrum info follow @GetSpectrum. Please restrict private info to DM's. For Spectrum's privacy policies, visit https://t.co/5Aa3UGRr2M
VorpalBunny @Circe09
103 Followers 200 Following Online teacher (BSE, MS, TESOL), Writer, Inst Tech Specialist, geek, passable artist, Progressive Liberal, Buddhist, Witch, POOF- you’re a toad!
Time to build back be.. @kazookings
612 Followers 362 Following Peace and love. Believe in justice for all. American youth will save our Country. Thank you David Hogg and others like you.
Paradigmeyes @paradigmeyes
2K Followers 5K Following When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. fear is the mind killer. blocked by Sean Hannity, Roger stone, Dana Loesch, Cassandra Fairbanks #resist
Bev Mott @BevMott
189 Followers 844 Following Hurricane Freak, Rabid Gator Fan 🐊, Libertarian, Cryptophile. Not necessarily in that order.
Kate Stewart Seutter @kateseutter
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Kathie Remington @KathieRemingto1
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Daisy @Disneygurl1010
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266 Followers 246 Following gone. find me on the fediverse for the dailies, if you need the handle, DM me, I'll eventually see it.
Dr. Kyle Horton @drkyle4congress
5K Followers 3K Following Internal medicine physician and Veterans advocate. I'm a Democrat running for #NC07’s U.S. Congressional District. Vote in the Nov 6, 2018 election! #FlipNC7
Ms. M. @jenandjanstwits
1K Followers 2K Following IV coffee user. Retired English/ Sociology/Psychology Prof. now Adjunct. I learned this year that many things I thought were important, aren’t. Love still is.❤️
Mel Meadors @MelanieRMeadors
2K Followers 2K Following Queer, neurodivergent author, children's library assistant, and historian specializing in medieval books. I also have a bookbinding shop.
Transplant Helper @Transplant_Help
565 Followers 1K Following I help to advocate, educate and motivate fellow organ transplant patients via YouTube #organdonation #transplant #podcaster #YouTuber https://t.co/WFQNhfZEvB
lets help each other @Eli_in_Jax
11 Followers 64 Following My name is Eli. I am 32 with great health.Im O+ blood type & wish to give 1 of my kidneys to someone who needs it.But I need financial help getting out of debt.
Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS
245K Followers 2K Following Congresswoman #TX30 | Civil Rights & Criminal Attorney | Progressive | Former State Rep for HD100 | DST 1913 🐘🔥| She/Her/Ella
mrs.frazzled @ms_frazzled
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John Fetterman @JohnFetterman
934K Followers 5K Following Dad, husband to @GiseleFetterman, and Senator for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. 🇺🇸
PocketCast News @PocketCastNews
110K Followers 74 Following Unapologetically Progressive Media - Making Politics And News More Accessible - “All the news that’s fit to post”![Heart of a lion hungry as hippo [Bay Area🤑][YAGI]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1225281511315910656/byjwd6_y.jpg)
Najee Harris @ohthatsNajee22
227K Followers 465 Following Heart of a lion hungry as hippo [Bay Area🤑][YAGI]
SignUpGenius @SignUpGenius
18K Followers 4K Following The leading online sign up service for groups, events and volunteer management. We tweet helpful resources for group organizing!
Alex Highsmith Family.. @AHighsmithFF
240 Followers 47 Following A non-profit organization committed to the following mission statement: Investing in the future through positively impacting the lives of our youth!
Secretary Pete Buttig.. @SecretaryPete
541K Followers 483 Following 19th Secretary of Transportation. Working to ensure safety and make transportation more equitable while fighting climate change and creating jobs. (he/him)
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 723 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
Jill Biden @FLOTUS
4.4M Followers 5 Following First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS.
Douglas Emhoff @SecondGentleman
1.7M Followers 6 Following Second Gentleman of the United States. Devoted dad. Proud husband to @VP Kamala Harris.
Dave Klein Current EC.. @DaveEcg
204 Followers 175 Following An ECG enthusiast with a passion for emergency medicine!! #ECG #AdvancedECG #AdvancedCareParamedic #ClinicalDevelopmentParamedic
Nick Heath @nickheathsport
101K Followers 6K Following Commentator | Journalist | MC. @SixNationsRugby @thepwr @premrugby @ChampionsCup. Co-founder @prideintouch. Will say hello to all dogs. He/him 🏳️🌈
Chasten Glezman Butti.. @Chasten
603K Followers 3K Following
Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg
3.7M Followers 3K Following Personal account. For official updates, follow @SecretaryPete. Husband, father, veteran, writer, South Bend’s former Mayor Pete. (he/him)
Win the Era HQ @wintheera
50K Followers 611 Following A community dedicated to fostering a new politics that brings people together in support of bold, equitable, and sustainable solutions. #WinTheEra
Mandrake (Klepdar) @MandrakeNet
138 Followers 74 Following twitter is toxic, I may not see your DMs or replies.
Jessy wall @Jwall6110
3 Followers 2 Following
Christina H Koch @Astro_Christina
245K Followers 184 Following NASA Astronaut who lived and worked on the International Space Station
Devin Nunes’ Alt-Mo.. @NunesAlt
118K Followers 7K Following #antiSLAPP advocate Not-so-proud alt-mom of Libel Tourist, and former Congressman, Devin Nunes. (Yes, it's parody) BlueSky: @nunesalt.bsky.social
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Cameron Meadors @cpmeadors
26 Followers 70 Following When I am not breaking software, I am making music or playing games.
DoneHat @Popehat
316K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.
Tony Hawk @tonyhawk
4.4M Followers 9K Following Pro skater, father, husband, videogame character, CEO, philanthropist & public skatepark advocate. Old AF and still skating.
Jimmy’s Famous Seaf.. @JimmysSeafood
121K Followers 997 Following Family-owned since 1974, and specializing in authentic Maryland Crabcakes! We ship nationwide - #GetFamous!
Jarvis Juice Landry @God_Son80
534K Followers 2K Following God, above all things. https://t.co/0jBlCxopNL
Jeet Heer @HeerJeet
224K Followers 1K Following 1. Writer, The Nation https://t.co/jXzkyM3ou3… 2. email: jeetheer1967 at gmail dot com 3. Twitter essayist 4. Drawn by Joe Ollmann *e4dccb3d
Jim Cantore @JimCantore
1.3M Followers 3K Following Certified Broadcast Meteorologist and AMS Fellow. WX GEEK at TWC for 37+ years. Always awaiting mother natures latest temper tantrum. The journey is the reward.
Jeff Bates @hemos
2K Followers 818 Following co-founder https://t.co/JJGe5lb5I0, open source, Googler, help at https://t.co/bYpf8bV6SV, I have only the best opinions
Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated
212K Followers 4K Following Chair Mad Dog Pac. Blue Check 2018-23. Fmr WH staff. Room Rater. Author https://t.co/eRbMAIbgZQ
Donald J. Trump ....... @realDonaldTrFan
315K Followers 212K Following 45th Parody of the United States of America 🇺🇸. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for this Parody account. Donations accepted at https://t.co/pkfGlGPD9v
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Larry Fitzgerald @LarryFitzgerald
2.1M Followers 176 Following
Gabriel Macht @GabrielMacht
542K Followers 216 Following Father, Husband, Son, Brother, Cousin, actor...probably jetlagged.
Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti
586K Followers 2K Following Attorney, Advocate, Fighter for Good. Co-Creator of “Individual 1” moniker. The “stable genius” thinks my last name is “Aviante.”
Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue
1.5M Followers 510 Following 🇲🇽 Presidente de México de 2000 a 2006 y ahora trabajando por México desde @centrofox.
mark gevaux @theribman
30K Followers 4K Following Creator of Multi Award winning Sauces #HolyFuck #ChristOnABike #HolyMotherOfGod #JudasIsScaryHot #20thCrime #RibmanBuffalo #Oozy'sBBQ https://t.co/wAr0ppgjII
Bill Fairclough (aka .. @BurlingtonFiles
45K Followers 47K Following Bill Fairclough was an MI6/CIA secret agent. The Burlington Files series of novels is based on his life: https://t.co/8KHr6sH2B6 - 🚫NO DMs.
Marlee Matlin @MarleeMatlin
394K Followers 5K Following Oscar: Best Actress; SAG & Best Picture CODA; Oscar nom. short “Feeling Through." Speaker/Author/Activist https://t.co/LFl6OCrveM Photo: Meagan Shuptar
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.1M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
@Angry_Staffer Trying a conman is not an assault on America. It’s a routine trial in a country where the rule of law prevails.
@SirBylHolte All I’m hearing is “Despite me understanding the burden of student loans, my extreme pettiness and Karen attitude means everyone needs to suffer like I did.”
@SirBylHolte How do you have a Student Loan and say you never knew you had it? This is first person knowledge. Because when you receive a student loan you sign lots of paperwork acknowledging you accept the terms of the loan and the loan money, which you spent. But you're saying you didn't…
@SirBylHolte Many in Congress took out PPP loans and quickly forgave THEIR OWN DEBT. Taxpayers had to bail out millionaires. Farmers also got bailed out after Trumps horrible tariffs. The working class gets ridiculed for wanting student loans forgiven which would immediately help the economy.
@ImMeme0 Well if Trump would have taken Covid seriously we wouldn’t be in a place where you can’t even pull facts from
@WildGCTweets Conspiracy theories make people feel smarter than they really are. It's usually the people with lower IQs who fall for them, thinking that it means they have a higher IQ.
Now bury this orange heathen under the jail. No election win for the Presidency can protect him from being ordered to the Georgia Department of Corrections. Fani Willis & her office can continue their prosecution so long as Special Prosecutor Wade is removed. The decision is odd…
@gtconway3d McLaughin (pronounce Mac Laff in) is describing Trump to a T and of course all it is is what MAGA always does, what Trump always does - projection. Bell and Howell should sue them all.
@gtconway3d He just described Trump. I wonder how it is that he can’t see that.
@JasonFyk Pssst: he hasn’t been to trial over it, and he wasn’t “acquitted” in the courts. He was let off the hook by his lackeys in the Senate. But it’s funny cuz you thought you did something there. 😂
@Kit_Cosper @TranceFury @TheRickWilson Hit dog will holler
“The cut hog squeals loudest.”
@TranceFury @TheRickWilson Any old man in the south - “The hit dog is the one that howls.”
@GrantCardone @ElenaCardone @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump I am pretty sure @gofundme has a few rules about raising funds to pay criminal fines. What say you @gofundme
@Kit_Cosper Now that's what we like to hear! Way to go Angel! We've sent your kind words to appropriate leaders for well deserved recognition! #AATeam
@charliekirk11 Eric Trump issues a statement:
@MJLa_Vine @charliekirk11 I'm pretty sure the case isn't about the loans being paid, but about the situation/information used to acquire the loans...
@MuellerSheWrote the racists are ugly in TN no?
@MuellerSheWrote @CSexton25 still can't figure out why he is not allowed to lynch @Justinjpearson .
@TimRunsHisMouth No, but that's because it never happened. I DO, however, remember him conceding the election. youtube.com/watch?v=Xq5Ydk…
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