Kobbejaeger @Kobbejaeger
Demotivational speaker, in need of shoes. Undertakers dig me. Ypres, Belgium Joined October 2009-
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Some fortune tellers use tea leaves, but I prefer the hairs I collect from the shower drain. I see male pattern baldness in my future.
If there's any struggling fax machine manufacturers out there who are looking for an invigorating campaign slogan, I'm happy to suggest 'Stick to the fax'.
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Gaat iets niet helemaal goed in #paris bij de #NotreDame geloof ik.
Gaat iets niet helemaal goed in #paris bij de #NotreDame geloof ik.
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Afghaanse First Lady op bezoek in Ieper. Inspirerend bezoek. fb.me/C6tbVyyl
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Vredesprijs #Ieper 2017 gaat naar de Syrische White Helmets. Grenzeloos respect!
The perfect balance in life lies somewhere between pretending not to be an alcoholic and being an absolute alcoholic.
In hindsight, that girl who made me invent words at gunpoint might have been a bit dictionaristic.
I have a job so I can pay for the alcohol I need to keep working.
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Super villain sayings 1. We're not so different you and I 2. I expect you to die 3. I am your father 4. Help me move this weekend, brah
Send me a screenshot of your compass, so I know which way is north.
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Cost for one vial of insulin: 🇦🇺: $6.94 🇬🇧: $7.52 🇫🇷: $9.08 🇩🇪: $11 🇨🇦: $12 🇯🇵: $14.40 🇺🇸: $98.70 No one should be forced to take out their wallets for insulin – a life-saving drug that was invented nearly 100 years ago. It's time to end the greed of the pharmaceutical industry.
Vandaag de temperatuur van hondje moeten meten. Aarsmoeilijk.
@Radio1 Beetje westvlaamse hiphop? MC Deevie & De Kappiting "Stikk'n en brokk'n" Grooovyy! #dezomervan m.soundcloud.com/mc-deevie-de-k…
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"IM NOT CRAZY" I shout at my roommate Doug who I made out of mostly hair and glue
The year 2057. The earth lies in ruins. Every wall has been torn down. Chaos reigns. On a bloody throne the Kool-Aid man smiles. Oh yeah.
The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant.
Hoe Gert op zen stoel zit 👌🏻😄 #mijnpopup
Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying "keys" in case I thought they were llamas.
I hate when the tall, burley, damn hot southern cowboy asks me to lunch and then we go get in his Ford Focus...
Shit, before I came here I thought angst expired at 19 years old
Most of my advice is really just reworded Full House quotes from Uncle Jesse.
It's true, I can prove it ;) x.com/kobbejaeger/st…
It's possible to suck at everything if you put your mouth to it.
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