Mr. Crackernuts @LeeTweezer

Casual tweeter, frequent reader, thought I was weird till Twitter came along. Moosebreath, MT Joined December 2011

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Mr. Crackernuts @LeeTweezer

9 months ago

Who was the last person you knew named Melba?

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11 months ago

If you can tell a shart from a fart, you’re a lucky man . Some folks can’t

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a year ago

I gotta find Bubba

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a year ago

Not saying I’m old or anything, but I remember when you could drink and drive.

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a year ago

What’s happened to Al De Rogatis?

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a year ago

Who remembers alligator lizards in the air?

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a year ago

If you can read this, then kiss my butt

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a year ago

Raise your hand if you had a a”I chocked Linda Lovelace” t-shirt

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a year ago

The way I feel right now I think I’ll make to mid

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a year ago

John Ford, Sam Peckinpah, Steven Spielberg, Ridley Scott

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a year ago

In the end TCU was all hat and no cows

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a year ago

RIP Christine McVie. What a talent she was

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2 years ago

I love the Landry Shuffle at the end of the Cowboys game today.

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2 years ago

Can’t say why, but me farts been smellin quite rank tonight. Think it was the egg salad

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Melvin of York @MelvinofYork

7 years ago

What's the maximum amount of time one can sleep and still call it a "nap?" I say three hours, while my wife says "you lazy piece of shit"

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The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 @blade_funner

7 years ago

My bullies would be pretty impressed if they knew I can still fit into my old high school locker.

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7 years ago

My dad used to say "life's a bitch and then you marry one" and I'd always laugh because I thought it was a joke, not a prophecy

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

I'm not emotionally prepared to handle unexpected toilet water backsplash.

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