Jess @LlamaSpank

Breast cancer researcher, member of Foam on the Range homebrew club, knitter/crocheter, trombone player, and lover of CU sports. cis/bi. Colorado Joined April 2012

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Amanda Weinstein @ProfWeinstein

5 years ago

An epidemiologist, an ICU doctor, and a scientist walk into a bar.... Just kidding.

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Jess @LlamaSpank

5 years ago

Check out what happened in #Quiplash2 jackboxgames.com @rumblinbuff

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Scott Dworkin @funder

5 years ago

BREAKING: Trump refuses to address the nation today, because he’s a coward who should resign.

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

5 years ago

Crisis reveals character — and character belongs in the White House.

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Daniel Dale @ddale8

6 years ago

Fauci: “I can’t jump in front of the microphone and push him down.” He says he does what he can - tell the “appropriate people” who can advise Trump not to repeat things. (Still, Fauci has done more live-correcting than literally anyone who’s appeared with Trump since 2017.)

Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT

6 years ago

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Sherrod Brown @SenSherrodBrown

6 years ago

Mitch McConnell and Senate Republicans had an opportunity to draft a bipartisan relief package that would help the people suffering the most - workers and their families. Instead, they’re doing what they did in 2008 and 2009: giving Wall Street a blank check with taxpayer money.

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Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT

6 years ago

A functional President would use emergency powers to organize a massive production and distribution system for the new 45-minute COVID-19 test. But they refuse to do that, inexplicably. nytimes.com/2020/03/21/bus…

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Elizabeth Warren @ewarren

6 years ago

We need all hands on deck to support our neighbors and communities through this crisis. Here are just a few charities and organizations whose work you can support right now if you're able:

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Niels Lesniewski @nielslesniewski

6 years ago

I believe we learned today that President Trump hasn't actually ordered any American manufacturer to make anything for the COVID-19 response.

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers

6 years ago

People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!" Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading." People: "No, not like that." Earth: "The US stock market is tanking." People: "Wait..." Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."

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Jeremy C. Young @jeremycyoung

6 years ago

We can now read the Imperial College report on COVID-19 that led to the extreme measures we've seen in the US this week. Read it; it's terrifying. I'll offer a summary in this thread; please correct me if I've gotten it wrong. imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial…

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Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren

6 years ago

We’re not writing blank checks to giant corporations. Any taxpayer dollars that go to help big businesses during the coronavirus crisis should come with the following minimum requirements:

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Jesús Malverde @DJTosin

6 years ago

For those of you keeping score at home, that’s $3.2 TRILLION dollars the govt has pulled outta nowhere in the past week.

CNBC Now @CNBCnow

6 years ago

For those of you keeping score at home, that’s $3.2 TRILLION dollars the govt has pulled outta nowhere in the past week.

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Nate Lerner @NathanLerner

6 years ago

Dear Republicans, Next time you call climate change a hoax, please remember the 2 months you spent calling the Coronavirus a hoax and how quickly you ran to scientists for help once the threat became real.

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

6 years ago

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

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Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton

6 years ago

Any human being can spread the virus, whether they’re a citizen or a permanent resident or a green card applicant or a refugee. Disease doesn’t discriminate, but this administration certainly does. miamiherald.com/news/local/imm…

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Jess @LlamaSpank

6 years ago

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Immigration Judges (NAIJ) @Imm_Judges_NAIJ

6 years ago

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Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer

6 years ago

On coronavirus—@SpeakerPelosi & I demand Trump admin put people over corporations: Paid sick leave Enhanced unemployment insurance Food security Frontline worker protections Widespread, free testing Affordable treatment Price gouging protections Increased medical system capacity

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Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈 @Amy_Siskind

6 years ago

Democrats have a very real shot at a wipe-out of the Republicans this year - taking control of the House, White House and Senate. Everyone grab an oar and start rowing. Let’s not squander this opportunity to save our democracy and country. 🇺🇸