Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation linktr.ee/luvpugfoundati… luvpugfoundation.org Joined July 2007-
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I thought getting songs stuck in other people’s heads was the whole point of living.
Arm wrestling is just holding hands aggressively
I'll never go bankrupt collecting things. I may go bankrupt replacing things I throw away.
People only understand from their level of perception. You can't explain yourself to everyone. Just be you.
I hate when I can't leave the house because my phone battery is at 78%
I don't know how moving doesn't kill us every time.
I woke up on the wrong side of the light at the end of the tunnel.
Bloody Mary’s are proof that people will eat anything as long as you put a toothpick through it
I'm a little perturbed I spent all that time learning how to pronounce Zach Galifianakis, and now I never see him anymore.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but stop putting off checking off things on your Bucket List
here’s to everyone who has the audacity to be themselves.
Anyone who comes into your life to take but never give has no place in your life, babe.
It's lucky it's not a great black shark x.com/insideedition/…
It's lucky it's not a great black shark x.com/insideedition/…
I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated.
live with intention. grace will bring no regret. bring respect. beauty is all around. life is once- do it well.
Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie
acts of kindness don’t need recognition
I hate when my brain isn't braining
Me: Babe, out of my purse can you bring me my… *Husband brings entire purse*
In my day, we didn't have iPads on road trips, we hit each other for amusement
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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8 Followers 23 FollowingI bet I’m only one of 2 (two) people standing before boxes of exterior screws in this Home Depot hardware aisle with a Pointer Sisters song in my head
I thought getting songs stuck in other people’s heads was the whole point of living.
I’m thinking about giving up sugar. Ok. I’m done thinking about it.
I'm a little perturbed I spent all that time learning how to pronounce Zach Galifianakis, and now I never see him anymore.
Some days I’m fine, and some days I start sobbing at the grocery store when I see my Brothers favorite candy bar. This is my new normal.
@LuvPug @SSparklesDaily Is that what you think? 🤪🤪🤪
“They can take away everything but they can’t take away who you are.”
I call enough. Let’s move on to next impending disaster or idiot. Ready?
Came back in time to see that OJ passed, let’s cool it on the jokes though while Khloe mourns the passing of her father.
I’m sad, and sappy and just feeling empty. Feel free to unfollow if it bothers you, but I have to let it out. He was my biggest supporter and protector, and I couldn’t save him. Life is so unfair
Who’s your favorite female singer of all time?
Don’t you hate when you wake up in the middle of the night and you can’t go back to sleep for 16 percent battery?
I’ve given my husband fair warning that as soon as the kids are out of the house, I'm buying buttons to teach the dog to speak. Don't act like you didn't see this coming.
OJ died and HR said we can’t have a party. I hate it here.