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Vital Waf update: We've made The Decision, and will likely being saying goodbye to the old boy this weekend. It's been a helluva 16 years where he's gotten us through some horrendous times, and we want to do right by him by not forcing him to prolong his suffering.
But for how long?
He what now
Just a reminder that beneath the surface of many of the most “liberal” institutions is a ready and aggressive willingness to harness authoritarianism the moment they’re made uncomfortable.
Just a reminder that beneath the surface of many of the most “liberal” institutions is a ready and aggressive willingness to harness authoritarianism the moment they’re made uncomfortable.
Love how even 10 year old Richard Nixon was slipping in antisemitic slurs
Love how even 10 year old Richard Nixon was slipping in antisemitic slurs
FART? Really?
Vital Waf update
Dismissed Trump juror tells MSNBC of her impression of the ex-president: "You know, he looked less orange, definitely like more yellowish, like yellow."
Just call the movie 'Deca' and make it about a woman named Deca who works at Decca Records and decides to avenge her grandfather, who was fired from the company in the 1960s for passing on signing The Beatles.
Just call the movie 'Deca' and make it about a woman named Deca who works at Decca Records and decides to avenge her grandfather, who was fired from the company in the 1960s for passing on signing The Beatles.
I have a theory it could be bunnies.
I feel the same way about Pulp Fiction. The interminable scene in the hotel room between Willis and Maria de Medeiros, the way the characters share the same level of pop-culture awareness, the Tarantino gratuitous n-word scene (but I'm married to a Black woman so it's okay!)...
I feel the same way about Pulp Fiction. The interminable scene in the hotel room between Willis and Maria de Medeiros, the way the characters share the same level of pop-culture awareness, the Tarantino gratuitous n-word scene (but I'm married to a Black woman so it's okay!)...
Isn't this the show you pay two years salary to get a ticket and they also serve booze to the tables during the performance?
Isn't this the show you pay two years salary to get a ticket and they also serve booze to the tables during the performance?
Haven't seen Howard the Duck since I was a kid. I did not realize--and maybe would be fine having never learned--that Chip 'The Baker' Zien was the voice of Howard.
Maybe he should just reedit one of Zack Snyder's movies
Maybe he should just reedit one of Zack Snyder's movies
Very considerate of him to decide to pre-burn himself before he gets to Hell.
Very considerate of him to decide to pre-burn himself before he gets to Hell.
Journalism can still get results.
Q: Waf is currently willing to eat boiled chicken. I dunno why he's suddenly against his kibble and even wet dog food, but I boiled chicken out of desperation and he ate it just fine. How much is too much for a 14 lb dog? Should I add rice to it or something grain-like?
"I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."
"I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."
Brian. That was Napoleon Dynamite you were watching.
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2K Followers 630 Following hot garbage mouth. i have already seen the treadmill video you’re about to send me. free palestine 🇵🇸
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Busty Shackleford @gin__erso
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Buff Yoshimitsu™️ @Granddad_Sr
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𝐻𝑜 𝒯𝑜𝓎.. @hotoynoodle
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A Boo 👻 Too Far; M.. @CyborgBooBoo23
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vote uncommitted on s.. @defnotadino
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cheerfulexgirlfriend .. @cheerful_ExGF
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@MJaMitchell When you’ve had such a great time together, it really is hard to say goodbye
@MJaMitchell Oh honey I am so sorry. Please kiss your Very Good Boy for me
@MJaMitchell He’s very loved and he knows that. He couldn’t ask for people more devoted to making sure that he lived a very happy life. 💜💜💜
Accidentally kidnapped a dog on my lunch break, how’s your day going?
He’s right tho
Prospective juror who says he was born in Italy is excused after saying he sees comparisons between Trump and Berlusconi.
Boomer’s been losing weight & having accidents, but his bloodwork just came back normal. Next step would be an ultrasound, but I think I’m going to decline. He still loves his food and walks and is generally very happy. At almost 13 I think that’s the best we can hope for ❤️
The Arkansas Supreme Court has ruled in our favor - further D.N.A. testing is to be allowed. Hopefully this will allow us to solve this case once and for all. Thank you to everyone who has supported us for the past 31 years. I’ll keep you posted as things move forward.
@MJaMitchell @count_ecstasy Dated Uma Thurman and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe (who played his daughter on Nash Bridges) when they were both 18. He was 36 with Thurman and 47 with O'Keefe. The dude had a pattern.
@MJaMitchell @jinxeptor I get that, but I also understand someone thinking they should go out on top, so to speak. I disagree with him that being an older director means your movies suffer. I mean, look at Scorsese, but I can respect his decision for himself here.
I have a hard time justifying spending on myself. I found a thing I want, and asked hubby how our budget is doing. Mind you-I'm not getting permission-I'm bad at budgeting. Hubby: if it's less than 300.00, just get it already.
OMG are you kidding me with these subtitles?! When are people going to start getting over themselves and realize the subtitles are more important than covering a small bit of the picture with a black rectangle to put the text on. Ffs
@MJaMitchell That was the first Broadway musical I ever saw - April 1988 - and then saw Lupone in Anything Goes a couple nights later. It was years later that I learned that Gleason's father was Monty Hall.
@MJaMitchell The flowing booze in the VIP section might be part of the problem
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