matt @Maple_Stirrup
UF | 1/2 of housecat | might turn this into a g jones stan account idk yet Gainesville, FL Joined January 2013-
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Celsius is literally just undercover molly water
CERTIFIED VIP🤭 @eazybaked
Future needs to remake “Jolene” but call it “Codeine”. I hear it. It’s a hit “Codeine. Codeine. Codeine. Codeine.. I’m begging you don’t make me spend these bands” 💰
told my niece this was peppa pig and she started crying
mellodeath at weenie hut juniors
ooops my hand slipped 🤭🤭
red rocks season is here and this is ur friendly reminder that you sit on the wood behind you and stand on the concrete in front of you! 🗣️
🗣️🔊 ALSO: EACH ROW IS MEANT TO BE 1 PERSON DEEP. YOU CANNOT GO STAND IN FRONT OF SOMEBODY IN THEIR ROW. THAT IS THEIR SPOT, NOT YOURS
🗣️🔊 ALSO: EACH ROW IS MEANT TO BE 1 PERSON DEEP. YOU CANNOT GO STAND IN FRONT OF SOMEBODY IN THEIR ROW. THAT IS THEIR SPOT, NOT YOURS
Kinda crazy how everytime I do actual exercise I'm like "huh 90% of my problems went away", but then still feel resistance to doing it. Like I've literally never exercised and felt worse after, yet my brain refuses to acknowledge that and is like "don't do it...."
Planning vacation with gf: babe idk what's so great about "madrid" but if you wanna go, sure Planning "sandwich week" with man I met online: so if you look at the spreadsheet, theres 371 delis in NYC. I've sorted by boro and rating. I figure we can hit 5 an hour. Also I love you
Tinder but for dudes who want to drink and play pool at dive bars on Thursdays
Anything wobbles Rufus Bob moses Notlo
Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!” Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”
yes i yelled on the mic last night, if you i don’t like it, don’t watch the def set when it drops and keep ur bitchin to urself :::)
They fucked up when they let a white boy like me taste a cold beer for the first time
Weather so nice i broke out my 13 piece patio set
Nigga eating bowser
When the lads and I have a cheeky drink
When the lads and I have a cheeky drink
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Botching a DJ set and reacting poorly is definitely something I could see myself doing. Copyright-striking anyone who posts the footage is among the grossest abuses of copyright I've seen. Fair use is a constitutional right and human right. @Grimezsz's ego is not the exception
taking adderall at the beach so i can focus on relaxing and having fun
How can it be possible to be this uncultured ?
God damn that crowd is standing way too still 😭
@keinobjekt can be exciting on paper but so often I end up realising 1+1 isn't equal to 2 and would rather see both artists separately
bro don't make fun of the bourgeois Coachella DJ, she's just like us bro, that could've been u up there bro, just think about it bro, c'mon bro u totally know what it's like 4 ur intern to botch ur USB, we must defend the ruling class bro they're rly nice bro just look @ scrooge
OH MY GOD ??
oh my god eazybaked @ wakaan rocks blew it out of the water best set i’ve ever seen out of them😭
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What’s up with movie theaters encouraging us to fuck the popcorn
Atleast the Eclipse was cool
Lesbians as soon as the moving company trucks pull off
Am I the only one who thinks this is like sad for a 34 year old man to be acting like this?
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