M’aura @Maura_That
That's not how you spell my name, why did I do that, and other stories.- by Maura Sands Joined July 2009-
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Yesterday Tony pointed out that Holes is among the top 5 movies that I quote, but what can I say you’ve got to go dig those holes.
I typed “far” and my phone autocorrected to “Fae” what have I become
Some Bookstagramers making reels like “how I find time to read 20 books a month with my BUSY schedule” and they’re just a stay at home wife 🤷🏼♀️
Found my love, @la_ilianarocha at @LiteratiBkstore 🥰
She had the camera sound on while in the bathroom how embarrassing
I need the Insta algorithm to stop sending me reels of Matt Smith. He does NOT get included in the hot-with-a-white-wig category. He will never be Orlando Bloom or Henry Cavill
Something I hate today: You like ONE video of a spider, and now your algorithm shows you the deep recesses of the internet 🙄
I’d like to revisit this and state that only one of these occurred this year.
I’d like to revisit this and state that only one of these occurred this year.
Something I hate today: Long Boi
Something I hate today: *🙎🏼♀️oh, you dooo?*
Something I hate today: An instructor for my work has repeatedly referred to the “@“ symbol as an Ampersand. An Ampersand is the “&” symbol.
Something I hate today: Can someone explain this trend to me? HoW LOnG tiLL yOu FinD ThE oNE YoU waNt?!
its so hot when witches make that big soup
Ask me about my strong opinions of @jimbradysdet
Serious comments made today that made my eye twitch
Honey, grab the kids! We’re going to the Netflix pussy downtown today!
Honey, grab the kids! We’re going to the Netflix pussy downtown today!
Cheaper da The Dozen @Maxx_96
534 Followers 3K Following Plz RT & Like my Pinned ❗️old account got suspended🤣
Sean Nagle @Quantum_ReachZz
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microchipped olive @espresso_gecko
365 Followers 357 Following local lizard lesbian (she/her) BLACK LIVES MATTER, ACAB
Matt Harvey @aestheticsof9
328 Followers 459 Following Political Theory PhD (CU Boulder) | VAP at Wabash College | works on new materialism and environmental aesthetics | Nintendo kid | foodie | cultivator of vibes
Hope Priest @Hope_elianna19
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wonpil's jazz club @wangpili
519 Followers 769 Following natalie ● bro did you really try to play a squopped wink? ● busy calzonin' ● do you freak with the jorts ● 18+ only 🔞
Joaquín @joaquinisabeast
1K Followers 830 Following There's nothing like this type of view #BLM #Solidarity ♊️ ACAB 27 They/Him
Alonso @Alonso83317968
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Mohamed Dowdar @MohamedDowdar3
64 Followers 507 Following
rockzheart1 @rockzheart1
1 Followers 23 Following I love rock n roll put another dime in the jukebox bb
Kate Webb, PhD @_brainstorm_12
957 Followers 2K Following she/her | neuroscientist studying traumatic stress, biomarkers of PTSD, and structural inequities | #APOPOHeroRATS
Sam @sam_ithedrama
198 Followers 564 Following
Sean Nagle @SeanNagle18
5 Followers 140 Following
Amanda Artman @artie_88
107 Followers 514 Following just trying to figure out how to “live laugh love” in these unprecedented times
izzy 🦋 @izzy_c12
177 Followers 222 Following
Dakota? | 🇵🇸 | .. @DakotaIsAsleep
188 Followers 343 Following 27 | He/They | Married | Eco-Socialist | Protect Trans Rights | ACAB | #BLM | #FreePalestine
MikeyG @MichaelGregg87
15 Followers 148 Following
Isra @israwhy
32 Followers 100 Following culture vulture, psychology, dance yoga, goofball, elegance
ThriveWithAndy @ThriveWithAndy
15 Followers 115 Following https://t.co/dpuXEwTMrC Helping others live the life they deserve! Through premium nutrition living happier and healthier for us & our family!!
Gus Lindsey @grossindecency
69 Followers 681 Following For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age.—Ephesians 6:12
k chew ✨ @kirrinriley
2K Followers 310 Following the best you can do is leave the world a little better than you found it (she/her)
Ethan Gillett @ethan_gillett
5 Followers 62 Following
The Big Burrito @mybigburrito
296 Followers 3K Following Follow us for a chance to win free burritos!! #kalamazoo #WMU #KVCC #KCollege
Cottage Inn PizzaWMU @cikzoo
334 Followers 2K Following Follow us on Snap and IG @cikzoo. Kalamazoo #WMU #Broncos #KVCC #Cougars #KCollege #Hornets
beccaaaaaaaaA @bmacatron
579 Followers 211 Following my tweets are for my personal enjoyment but u can like them, too ♓️trying to be more intentional with my words. happy girl with a happy happy life!
Maui Beach, WMU @tanningatwmu
365 Followers 4K Following Maui Beach Tanning | High End Tanning @ WMU | 4413 W KL Ave | (269) 343-6500 | ig: mauibeachwmu
nick sak @nick_sak
456 Followers 3K Following hardcore Detroit sports fan, comic geek, fantasy sports, lego lover, pet lover
Mom, its a joke @midgeybridgey
134 Followers 371 Following i'm bridget, i enjoy cats, awKward capItaLization, sLeeping MorE than humanly PossiLE, the beAch, and SomEtimes poking dead things with sticks! 🐜
Andrew Ryan Graeber @AndrewRGraeber
101 Followers 184 Following
Billy P @CaptainBundy
687 Followers 2K Following I work to play and play to work! Goofin' off is my hobby! Get your own wine!
Andrew Robinson @AndrewDrobs
295 Followers 618 Following
Madison Lopez @MadisonLopez
60 Followers 288 Following Feel it falling off like clothing / Taste it rolling on your tongue / See the lights above you glowing / Oh and breathe them deep into your lungs
It's Kaitlyn @kaitlynkettner
140 Followers 191 Following
Sergeant Lydia Admoun.. @SergeantLydi53
351 Followers 4K Following I'm an ICU Nurse in United State Military/Nasa, from Los Angeles, United State but i am presently in Yemen for the fight against terrorism
Matt Harvey @aestheticsof9
328 Followers 459 Following Political Theory PhD (CU Boulder) | VAP at Wabash College | works on new materialism and environmental aesthetics | Nintendo kid | foodie | cultivator of vibes
Hope Priest @Hope_elianna19
44 Followers 127 Following
wonpil's jazz club @wangpili
519 Followers 769 Following natalie ● bro did you really try to play a squopped wink? ● busy calzonin' ● do you freak with the jorts ● 18+ only 🔞
Joaquín @joaquinisabeast
1K Followers 830 Following There's nothing like this type of view #BLM #Solidarity ♊️ ACAB 27 They/Him
Pine Knob Music Theat.. @PineKnobMusic
22K Followers 856 Following We live for live music #PineKnob🤘🎶 Proud Partners: United Wholesale Mortgage, Trinity Health & Ally
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 723 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris
112K Followers 3K Following Okapi in my next life. Podcast Producer/Engineer/Editor. He/Him 💖💜💙 Podcasts: @sjrpod, Keanan and Lakin. Formerly: @MyFavMurder, @ThePurrrcast.
Kate Webb, PhD @_brainstorm_12
957 Followers 2K Following she/her | neuroscientist studying traumatic stress, biomarkers of PTSD, and structural inequities | #APOPOHeroRATS
Sam @sam_ithedrama
198 Followers 564 Following
Sean Nagle @SeanNagle18
5 Followers 140 Following
SparkNotes @SparkNotes
348K Followers 590 Following The Official Twitter for https://t.co/SVj69HbFFE
izzy 🦋 @izzy_c12
177 Followers 222 Following
Carnival Row @CarnivalRow
21K Followers 22 Following Return to the Row for the epic final season. Watch now on @primevideo.
Amanda Artman @artie_88
107 Followers 514 Following just trying to figure out how to “live laugh love” in these unprecedented times
My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder
343K Followers 460 Following The original true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark - part of the @exactlyright network. [email protected]
Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark
309K Followers 1K Following Half of the My Favorite Murder podcast & @ExactlyRight podcast network. I like true crime, food, and cats but not all at once. She/her ❤️
CÚIG @cuigmusic
580 Followers 312 Following New album 'The Theory of Chaos' is out now!https://t.co/z5nmG1ha9Y https://t.co/qsj2D1tYYj // Facebook: https://t.co/xbfPHAqksU
Dakota? | 🇵🇸 | .. @DakotaIsAsleep
188 Followers 343 Following 27 | He/They | Married | Eco-Socialist | Protect Trans Rights | ACAB | #BLM | #FreePalestine
Bill Clinton @BillClinton
13.1M Followers 39 Following Father, grandfather, 42nd President of the United States, Founder, Clinton Foundation. Follow @ClintonFdn for more on our work around the world.
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
31.1M Followers 996 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
Elon Musk @elonmusk
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Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones
8.1M Followers 35K Following All Must Choose. The @HBO original series #HouseoftheDragon Season 2 premieres June 16 on @StreamonMax. #HOTD
Gaten Matarazzo @GatenM123
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Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk
231K Followers 479 Following MSD high school ‘19 // Syracuse University🍊 Co-founder of @AMarch4Ourlives #blacklivesmatter
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo
8.3M Followers 2K Following A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth
8.6M Followers 106 Following
Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt
8.4M Followers 465 Following
Stranger Things @Stranger_Things
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Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios
14.5M Followers 99 Following #XMen97. Now Streaming on @DisneyPlus. #DeadpoolWolverine. In theaters July 26.
Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus
46.3M Followers 76 Following Doctor (Work It Out) OUT NOW https://t.co/yLdjWxFtkO
Amber Nash @ambercnash
41K Followers 627 Following Pam on Archer. Dad's Garage Theatre https://t.co/qqQpmg2gu5Me when a student comes into my office hours wanting to write a project linking the orca attacks to decolonial philosophy
Christmas shopping is going to be easy for me this year because if someone on my list hasn’t read Children of Time, they will be getting a copy. Gonna be bringing my own religious fervor (hyperfixation) to Christmas this year.
Freya is totally not plotting anything
i decided to be the hottest person at the restaurant
Orcas are insufficient, we must awaken The Kraken
Writers the contest is over: this sentence has been written and you’ll never write a sentence this bad.
Holy Cannoli!
Alfredo sauce spill partially closes Tennessee highway trib.al/NTiHf44 via @WSAV
Rihanna really spoke everything into existence
Bernie woulda won in 2016. Now we get 4 more years of joe. Then Kamala the cop. Neo-liberalism got 20 more years.
Today, a potential rematch looks tight. Biden is down one point, and inside the margin of error, in a match-up with Donald Trump, whom he beat by seven million votes three years ago. tinyurl.com/bddx98e9
how did any female survive the early 2000s, part 7
Lesson planning will have to come later I guess
Well I just finished the marbles episode so if you need me I will be at the bar
Finally decided to start Squid Game, due to the demands of many. It came out during a particularly wild time in grad school and somehow I never got round to it on the watchlist. Let’s get this party started.
So, Bartlett has some social issues that I think really would make him better suited in a different home, and Falkor was very sweet. BUT they had a new arrival with no name who I soul-bonded with. Once the paperwork is signed off, Freya is coming home.
@Maura_That Lol, nothing quite so horrible. More just surprising them.
Another successful intro day, this one for my Capitalism and its Critics class. I love asking the students whether a quote comes from Smith or Marx (based solely on their reputation as father of capitalism/communism), and watching them miss every time. Now they’re ready to learn!
@danyakukafka Mary Karr’s memoirs are all so poetic and gorgeous! Ben Lerner’s Leaving Atocha Station is divine.
@danyakukafka Ocean Vong’s book On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous! Amazing poetic sentences. Violent. Beautiful.
'Tis the season for God's favorite tank top.
It was an honor to receive the 2023 young alumni award. Thanks @albioncollege 💜 #gobrits
And now that the paperwork is signed, I can publicly announce that I will be spending the 23/24 academic year as a Visiting Professor of Political Theory at Wabash College! I’m incredibly excited to join such a vibrant, tight-knit academic community!
I absolutely hate to do this, but for today and my graduation day alone, I’mma have to insist as of this afternoon that it’s actually *Dr.* Harvey. Even more exciting news to come when I can legally discuss said exciting news.
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