Michael Taylor ☮️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇲🇺🇦 @MikeTaylorhere
Rabid Bills fan who doesn't care about what you heard on Fox News. #Billsmafia Joined December 2020-
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Omg how did I miss Snookie burning "Dr" Oz on cameo? I mean, I'm not a Jersey shore watcher, but that was funny as hell. #BlueWave
I'm currently transcribing an article in which an engineer is expressing mathematical closed form functions by using smiley faces. Y=h🙂x. Sir, nobody knows what that means.
This dingus... There are about 20 million people in the state of New York. Out of them, only about 8.5 million live in NYC. Which means there's about 11 million people not in NYC. How do you even come to such a stupid conclusion?
This dingus... There are about 20 million people in the state of New York. Out of them, only about 8.5 million live in NYC. Which means there's about 11 million people not in NYC. How do you even come to such a stupid conclusion?
Jesus it's 2022 and we're still celebrating the first black congresswoman in a state. If that doesn't scream the history of racism in this country I don't know what would.
Jesus it's 2022 and we're still celebrating the first black congresswoman in a state. If that doesn't scream the history of racism in this country I don't know what would.
Warnock just tired it up and presumably has more votes coming in. Come on Georgia. Don't make us throw you in in the stupid pile with Florida, Ohio and Texas.
God help me, the grammar hurts more than the loss 😂
God help me, the grammar hurts more than the loss 😂
You're a good egg @tomgrossicomedy
You're a good egg @tomgrossicomedy
Ok, I'll admit it. That was closer than I would have liked. If that field goal goes through I'm getting a little sweaty. I know the Green Bay pass defense is good, but we have enough weapons to mitigate that. If the Packers were at full strength we might not have won that one.
Time to turn a new leaf! My new work address as of Monday is 1 Riverside Plaza, location of Corning Incorporated World Headquarters! #letsdothis
My brain just went "you forgot lemon" and I was genuinely confused by the lack of context. Lemon? What? Oh yeah, that's why my tea sucked this morning. Ok, in the future if you could present the question and then answer it that would help.
Honestly? The Bills having a bye almost made it worth watching all the crazy shit that went down this week. #BillsMafia
I don't feel bad for any of these people. You're essentially saying "I lost my gambling money."
I don't feel bad for any of these people. You're essentially saying "I lost my gambling money."
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! #billsmafia
I don't get it. Josh is easily one of the best rushing QB's in the league. Singletary is picking up yards in chunks, but you pass the ball twice on the three? Make it make sense #billsmafia
If you actually go into the post and look at their individual faces, you'd be more shocked that any of these people managed to reproduce at all. Yikes!
If you actually go into the post and look at their individual faces, you'd be more shocked that any of these people managed to reproduce at all. Yikes!
I hate that these are questions that women have to ask. The fact that they have to choose between a safe ER trip (making sure they aren't given medications that could complicate pregnancy) and being put on a fucking list because they're pregnant is heinous.
I just handed in my letter of resignation (got offered a job at my dream company) and half the office decided to take a half day. I wish I could stay, but ten bucks an hour more is a hell of an increase.
I implore all of my followers to share this page outlining all the improvements to Medicare implemented by the Biden/Harris administration. This had been a huge improvement that will save seniors hundreds of dollars a year! cms.gov/newsroom
Circling The Wagons P.. @CTWpod
25K Followers 5K Following Fun, Entertaining Bills Discussion Podcast for Bills Fans since 2017. Found on iTunes, Spotify & more 🎧 #BillsMafia Go Bills!
🇨🇦Tim Vanderklo.. @TVanderklok
6K Followers 5K Following Just a guy from Canada that Loves his Wife and 2 Girls. Recovering Opiate Addict. Go Bills, Go Preds! 80's Hair metal enthusiast #BillsMafia #Smashville #Crüe
junior @junior522278389
459 Followers 5K Following I came from a poor family.Old house 🏚 local town with sad stories, and I am hustling not to impress or be in a competition with anyone. Just be patient*
RT Pinned pls🏳️�.. @caeneus02
533 Followers 4K Following I hate the fact that I can't afford top surgery. FCB femeni 🟦🟥| Arsenal WFC ⬜️🟥| autistic|🗣🇨🇵🇺🇸🇪🇦
Jacob Nebelecky @jacob_nebelecky
114 Followers 402 Following
Mike Gibson @cover2blitz
15 Followers 196 Following
T.Wood @Till45isGone
5K Followers 5K Following The free press is vital to our Republic. Without journalist corrupt politicians run rampant. Pro Law Enforcement Views/opinions reflect my vote. #Science/facts
Notorious B.I.L.L.S.�.. @OGMafia1975
2K Followers 3K Following Effort Brings Execution Devoted Husband, Dad to the most adorable @buffalobills fan in the world! #Billsmafia #Billsbyabillion # Yankees $BillsDadFL
Existenceisfutile �.. @nogodsamongus
668 Followers 1K Following Way too outspoken not to cause trouble. I won’t be the only one screaming out to the masses.
Joe Goes Gaming! @JoeGoesGaming
259 Followers 303 Following If they have "patriot" in their bio, they're probably fascists
Nunya Business @NuniaBusiness
129 Followers 990 Following I just tell it like it is. zero filter. If you support Trump and want to interact, I'm not interested. Not popular with the Nazi folks 🤷
Bills Mafia 💙❤�.. @alyshajoxoxo
2K Followers 753 Following just a girl who loves her Buffalo Bills 🦬 𝟸7☽ 𝙽𝚈 ☽ #BillsMafia
Arlyss Fresh D. @arlyss_daisy
8 Followers 73 Following Stop doubting yourself. Work hard for it and make it happen.
Seneca Buffalo Creek .. @SenecaBuffalo
5K Followers 2K Following Downtown Buffalo’s destination for slots, table games, sports betting, dining and more. #SenecaBuffalo
Tahmas @MattOBr07928553
234 Followers 670 Following Dad of 4 / Drummer / Bills fan 50+ years / #BillsMafia / #Sabres / #Mets
AKANNI ONAS. @raflut222
3K Followers 5K Following
Buffy Nakachi🤙🏽.. @buffsnelda
720 Followers 2K Following sarcasm is my first language. #hawaii #GoOilers #hockeyfan #canadianinhawaii #prochoice #bluecrew retired RN 🚫DMs
Upstart Crow @CarlJShoemaker1
2K Followers 3K Following Radical Empiricist Pro Decency #BLM #Reproductiverights etc.po https://t.co/hfRmIMzkIK https://t.co/WOaJg6lKNn
Let's go Bills @ChosinBills
1K Followers 2K Following Transplant to Buffalo #Buffalove #GoBills #BillsMafia #716 I am only tweeting Go Bills for the foreseeable future *** It's Game Day ***
Papa Ron @RonnieEastham
10K Followers 9K Following Co-host of The Mafia Cast, covering the #BuffaloBills, Mondays & Thursdays @ 7:00 pm ET | FanSided co-site expert @ https://t.co/Zpmv2cs7D6 #BillsMafia
Tim! Check out my web.. @tblonsky1
2K Followers 3K Following Principle Consultant #billsmafia Father, He/Him. Former Western New Yorker. Chicken Wing expert. Hard of Hearing/Deaf
John St. Clair @BullshitCalls
8K Followers 8K Following Democrat. activist. climate. animal rescuer. feminist. BLM. love dogs! geek. 🌊 No DMs.
aka: Turtle (#GoBills.. @turtlekent4
259 Followers 791 Following Love football and beer. 🍺 (@BuffaloBills, #GoBills, @Mets #lfgm) I do have some non-sport opinions, you'll know if I'm worked up about a topic.
The Bills Blues @thebillsblues
3K Followers 4K Following #BuffaloBills Addict🏈 | ❤️Chicken Wings | Trained by cat🙀 | Middle Name Investigator | Former @BuffaLowDown Editor | #BillsMafia
钱晓韵🐳 @zhangpeiru11
32 Followers 175 Following To have something you never had, you have to do something you never did🐳
Tom Williams @tommyboy0690
62K Followers 62K Following Lifelong Democrat Want to spread the truth, Owner of Boston Movie Screeners Meet Up Group Follow those who follow, and unfollow those that don't No DMs, please
Mike Chappell @panic4life23
2K Followers 5K Following Father, son, brother, friend, & believer that Hank Aaron is the undisputed homerun king. Vols, Cubs, Titans. Ya’ll means ALL. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Kurt @Kurt03328370
4K Followers 5K Following astrophysics, physics ,and politics 🍷 🌊 💙 science, also a gamer.
Suma @corlichergi197
7 Followers 129 Following I always keep a little “crazy me” inside me. You never know when you are gonna need it!
CM PIP @CM_PIP
718 Followers 2K Following 319 Bills fan. Representing #BillsMafia from the Hawkeye State #GoBills #GoHawks #Gaming #movies #Iplayinverted
Christi @Christi90711921
4K Followers 4K Following Mom, wife, dual Canadian/US citizen living in Canada, Dem & nature lover. No DMs.🌊🇨🇦🇺🇸
CJAG_17 @17Cjag
423 Followers 505 Following Dad Gamer, Variety Streamer, and Buffalo Bills Fan! Host of Mafia Madness, A Buffalo Bills Podcast! #twitchaffiliate #buffalobills #BillsMafia #GOBILLS
Jeff Boyardee 🚫 MA.. @jeffyt74
3K Followers 5K Following 🚫 MAGA and bots #disabled #resist Veteran. Stuck in a red state. Whoever says money doesn't buy happiness has never lived in poverty. 🖤🐘🤍💜
Larry Fiedler 🌊 Re.. @fondagolf
46K Followers 46K Following --- #LettheWomenDecide --- #Republican Motto! "Depend on us to be #Undependable"
༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 �.. @herprettybones
117K Followers 15K Following A little funny. A little feisty. Always chaos. Tall AF. #BillsMafia #billsbyabillion
Diane Barbato @AuntieDiBarbato
1K Followers 1K Following Reproductive Rights, LGBTQ🌈Rights, BLM, Climate Change, Ban Assault Weapons, Animal Rights 🇺🇸💙🇺🇦 Fully Vaccinated & Masked 😷 Multi-Crafter 🛍📿👝
Vincent Forte @vlforte72
446 Followers 5K Following Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Berra, Ford, Mantle, Munson, Mattingly, Rivera, Jeter
Blue💙in a sea of r.. @zialove69
976 Followers 1K Following Loving mom, devoted wife mixed with a bleeding❣️My doxies make my ❤️ full. 🇺🇸💙🌊🏴☠️🏳️🌈GET VACCINATED 💉💉💉💉NO DM’S!!!
Mr. Wheels @MrWheels101
2K Followers 3K Following 🇺🇸Veteran 🏈Captain/Player🏈 Buffalo's first ever wheelchair football team, Buffalo Bills. 《CLICK》 on link to find more information. #BillsMafia👽
Michael Jackson☮️.. @Mjcrjdrvrsoonrf
7K Followers 7K Following AF brat,from Rome,NY;AF Vet,Germany lived there 13 yrs;Alum U of Oklahoma,Boomer!Alum Wichita St U,WuShox!ex airline pilot, #VetsResistSquadron
mulvihill @mulvihill
115 Followers 341 Following Here for Bills Mafia, politics, music - once I really listened the noise just went away
Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills
1.8M Followers 406 Following The official Twitter of the Buffalo Bills. Stop Hate. End Racism. Choose Love.
Sal Capaccio 🏈 @SalSports
180K Followers 1K Following Bills Beat and Sideline Reporter; Host of The Extra Point Show 10A-12P on @WGR550; Former HS football and track coach; Father of Max; drummer; SYRACUSE ORANGE🍊
Matt Parrino @MattParrino
72K Followers 5K Following Bills beat reporter @syracusedotcom 🏈 Host of SHOUT! podcast 🎙 | @news4buffalo 📺 | UB grad ➡️ adjunct🤘| @centralamherst ⚾️ coach | Past: @UFC 👊
Dave Myers BIB @DaveMyersBIB
13K Followers 2K Following Owner and Founder @builtinbuffalo_ | #Bills fan since 1985 | Video and Graphic Design | Podcast Host The Founders Pod | Facebook | X | Instagram
Bradley Gelber @BradleyGelber
30K Followers 939 Following Social/Digital/Content for @WestHerr & #TeamWestHerr Podcast Host 🦬 🏈 🚘
Circling The Wagons P.. @CTWpod
25K Followers 5K Following Fun, Entertaining Bills Discussion Podcast for Bills Fans since 2017. Found on iTunes, Spotify & more 🎧 #BillsMafia Go Bills!
DIGGS @stefondiggs
627K Followers 601 Following
Buffalo Bills PR @BuffaloBillsPR
127K Followers 210 Following Official Twitter account of the @buffalobills Communications Department.
Ryan Talbot @RyanTalbotBills
38K Followers 7K Following Bills writer for @newyorkupstate/@syracusedotcom/@billsupdates. Co-host SHOUT! Buffalo Football Podcast. PFWA, husband, dad, @StBonaventure alum.
Eric Wood @EWood70
144K Followers 1K Following Former Pro Bowl Center for the Bills | Buffalo Bills Radio Analyst | Host @thebuffalopod | Host of ‘What’s Next with Eric Wood’ Pod | Proverbs 11:25
Del Reid 🦬 @DelReid
84K Followers 4K Following #BillsMafia co-founder | Runs @26shirts | 2023 @BuffaloBills Fan of the Year | 2024 Presidential primary write-in candidate | Gal 6:2
Air Raid | Buffalo @TheBillsGuys
23K Followers 2K Following I was WRONG. Stefon Diggs could, in fact, be traded. I apologize to Nate Burleson and all those caught in the wake of my superiority complex.
BillsMafiaBabes @BillsMafiaBabes
35K Followers 2K Following Mafia Babes is a community of female Bills fans and a 501c3, who thrive on changing lives by focusing on a different Buffalo Bills player’s charity each month.
🇨🇦Tim Vanderklo.. @TVanderklok
6K Followers 5K Following Just a guy from Canada that Loves his Wife and 2 Girls. Recovering Opiate Addict. Go Bills, Go Preds! 80's Hair metal enthusiast #BillsMafia #Smashville #Crüe
Isaiah McKenzie @_IsaiahMcKenzie
94K Followers 40 Following
Chris Brown @ChrisBrownBills
90K Followers 476 Following Co-host @OneBillsLive, 'Bills By The Numbers' podcast (link below), Bills Insider, Bills Radio Network interim Play-by-play broadcaster.
Jess B. 🦈🌱❤�.. @jess_buczkowski
9K Followers 1K Following BillsMafia•Vegan•Hairdresser•Traveler•Spicy Content Creator🌶️ #BLM she/her
Nate Geary @NateGearySports
57K Followers 5K Following Buffalo Bills Pregame, Halftime & Post Game Show Host on @WGR550. Being wrong about everything is my brand.
T.Wood @Till45isGone
5K Followers 5K Following The free press is vital to our Republic. Without journalist corrupt politicians run rampant. Pro Law Enforcement Views/opinions reflect my vote. #Science/facts
Notorious B.I.L.L.S.�.. @OGMafia1975
2K Followers 3K Following Effort Brings Execution Devoted Husband, Dad to the most adorable @buffalobills fan in the world! #Billsmafia #Billsbyabillion # Yankees $BillsDadFL
Joe Goes Gaming! @JoeGoesGaming
259 Followers 303 Following If they have "patriot" in their bio, they're probably fascists
Nunya Business @NuniaBusiness
129 Followers 990 Following I just tell it like it is. zero filter. If you support Trump and want to interact, I'm not interested. Not popular with the Nazi folks 🤷
emcca005 @giraffeman4110
31 Followers 129 Following
👑 ♤ Lake Ontario.. @LakeOntario16
4K Followers 393 Following Just a GREAT Lake. Niigaani Gichigami ‘Leading Sea’ #lakeontario tag me in your photos 🌊 #greatlakesshipping
Bills Mafia 💙❤�.. @alyshajoxoxo
2K Followers 753 Following just a girl who loves her Buffalo Bills 🦬 𝟸7☽ 𝙽𝚈 ☽ #BillsMafia
divastanotpasta @divastanotpasta
98 Followers 802 Following Probably tweeting about movies or buffalo sports...definitely not funny.
Seneca Buffalo Creek .. @SenecaBuffalo
5K Followers 2K Following Downtown Buffalo’s destination for slots, table games, sports betting, dining and more. #SenecaBuffalo
Tahmas @MattOBr07928553
234 Followers 670 Following Dad of 4 / Drummer / Bills fan 50+ years / #BillsMafia / #Sabres / #Mets
AKANNI ONAS. @raflut222
3K Followers 5K Following
Upstart Crow @CarlJShoemaker1
2K Followers 3K Following Radical Empiricist Pro Decency #BLM #Reproductiverights etc.po https://t.co/hfRmIMzkIK https://t.co/WOaJg6lKNn
NPR @NPR
8.7M Followers 63K Following NPR is an independent news organization committed to informing the public about the world around us. You can find us every other place you read the news.
Let's go Bills @ChosinBills
1K Followers 2K Following Transplant to Buffalo #Buffalove #GoBills #BillsMafia #716 I am only tweeting Go Bills for the foreseeable future *** It's Game Day ***
MLAF Cerebral Palsy @LemonAideForCP
2K Followers 3K Following #MakeLemonAide4CP, is a 501c3 nonprofit founded by 20yr old Lauren Walier living w/CP.MLAF aides CP awareness/funding/treatment such as SRM.ACCEPTANCE/Inclusion
Papa Ron @RonnieEastham
10K Followers 9K Following Co-host of The Mafia Cast, covering the #BuffaloBills, Mondays & Thursdays @ 7:00 pm ET | FanSided co-site expert @ https://t.co/Zpmv2cs7D6 #BillsMafia
Tim! Check out my web.. @tblonsky1
2K Followers 3K Following Principle Consultant #billsmafia Father, He/Him. Former Western New Yorker. Chicken Wing expert. Hard of Hearing/Deaf
John St. Clair @BullshitCalls
8K Followers 8K Following Democrat. activist. climate. animal rescuer. feminist. BLM. love dogs! geek. 🌊 No DMs.
aka: Turtle (#GoBills.. @turtlekent4
259 Followers 791 Following Love football and beer. 🍺 (@BuffaloBills, #GoBills, @Mets #lfgm) I do have some non-sport opinions, you'll know if I'm worked up about a topic.
Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert
148K Followers 540 Following 5 year @NFL QB | Now @YouTube 📺 | @Spacestation | Building @Pocket_Presence🎙️on @SleeperHQ
Kevin Hayes @KHayes_reports
1K Followers 3K Following Spectrum News1 Reporter #BUF #WNY blue check #BillsMafia 🦬 #LetsGoBuffalo | Award-winning journalist 📹 | Marine Corps veteran 🦅🌎⚓️
Tom Williams @tommyboy0690
62K Followers 62K Following Lifelong Democrat Want to spread the truth, Owner of Boston Movie Screeners Meet Up Group Follow those who follow, and unfollow those that don't No DMs, please
Antonio Arellano @AntonioArellano
118K Followers 222 Following Vice President of Communications, @nextgenamerica, the nation's largest youth vote org. 🇲🇽🇺🇸 Bilingüe
Mike Chappell @panic4life23
2K Followers 5K Following Father, son, brother, friend, & believer that Hank Aaron is the undisputed homerun king. Vols, Cubs, Titans. Ya’ll means ALL. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Mike Gibson @cover2blitz
15 Followers 196 Following
Buffalo vs. Everyone�.. @angelofsnark
471 Followers 319 Following We don't deserve dogs. I probably know more about football than you
Kurt @Kurt03328370
4K Followers 5K Following astrophysics, physics ,and politics 🍷 🌊 💙 science, also a gamer.
Bodog @BodogCA
24K Followers 1K Following #MakeAPlay at the nation's top sportsbook 🇨🇦 Claim your $400 Welcome Bonus when you sign up using code: SOCIALSPO ⤵️ 18+ Please gamble responsibly
Suma @corlichergi197
7 Followers 129 Following I always keep a little “crazy me” inside me. You never know when you are gonna need it!
CM PIP @CM_PIP
718 Followers 2K Following 319 Bills fan. Representing #BillsMafia from the Hawkeye State #GoBills #GoHawks #Gaming #movies #Iplayinverted
Christi @Christi90711921
4K Followers 4K Following Mom, wife, dual Canadian/US citizen living in Canada, Dem & nature lover. No DMs.🌊🇨🇦🇺🇸
CJAG_17 @17Cjag
423 Followers 505 Following Dad Gamer, Variety Streamer, and Buffalo Bills Fan! Host of Mafia Madness, A Buffalo Bills Podcast! #twitchaffiliate #buffalobills #BillsMafia #GOBILLS
Dan Bugaj @DanBugaj
2K Followers 2K Following Buffalo Bills fan living in Northern Virginia; US Army veteran. #BillsMafia #GoBills #grillsmafia
Really American 🇺�.. @ReallyAmerican1
679K Followers 3K Following Grassroots political organization producing the most impactful political content every day. Join us.
Jeff Boyardee 🚫 MA.. @jeffyt74
3K Followers 5K Following 🚫 MAGA and bots #disabled #resist Veteran. Stuck in a red state. Whoever says money doesn't buy happiness has never lived in poverty. 🖤🐘🤍💜
Larry Fiedler 🌊 Re.. @fondagolf
46K Followers 46K Following --- #LettheWomenDecide --- #Republican Motto! "Depend on us to be #Undependable"
༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 �.. @herprettybones
117K Followers 15K Following A little funny. A little feisty. Always chaos. Tall AF. #BillsMafia #billsbyabillion
Diane Barbato @AuntieDiBarbato
1K Followers 1K Following Reproductive Rights, LGBTQ🌈Rights, BLM, Climate Change, Ban Assault Weapons, Animal Rights 🇺🇸💙🇺🇦 Fully Vaccinated & Masked 😷 Multi-Crafter 🛍📿👝
Vincent Forte @vlforte72
446 Followers 5K Following Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Berra, Ford, Mantle, Munson, Mattingly, Rivera, Jeter
Ilyssa Weiner @Ilyssachelsea19
459 Followers 2K Following Communications Specialist | Former News Producer | @sunyoswego alumna 💚💛 | A New York Girl in South Carolina's Capital City
Blue💙in a sea of r.. @zialove69
976 Followers 1K Following Loving mom, devoted wife mixed with a bleeding❣️My doxies make my ❤️ full. 🇺🇸💙🌊🏴☠️🏳️🌈GET VACCINATED 💉💉💉💉NO DM’S!!!
It’s official: The Pennsylvania House has flipped to Democrats for the first time in over a decade.
IT HAPPENED: the PA State House has flipped 🔵 Congrats @PaHouseDems + congrats to our soon-to-be Speaker @Joanna4PA!! 🎉 The past decade-plus of a GOP House majority in Harrisburg is *officially* over 💯
@MattWallace888 Ever see a crowd gather to watch a building burn?
You know, maybe inheriting apartheid cash isn’t a skillset.
@rsg Hard to build a "better Twitter" when its leadership is openly creating a hostile, toxic working environment.
@RSherman_25 Ah yes. Can’t believe we didn’t dome the highways and neighborhoods. How silly of us! 🤪
@DineshDSouza @elonmusk Most systems can run for a period of time without intervention…when shit hits the fan though…it’s going to hit hard. You have a knowledge base that walked out. You don’t know what you don’t know.
@hedlike_a_hole Why is that weird? She was a horrible person who got rich defrauding actual cancer patients with faulty/fake medical devices. She deserved more, but she is at least being held accountable.
@mk_indy @kdnerak33 Here he is again...
I don’t know who needs to hear it, but Investigating Hunter Biden’s laptop will not bring down inflation.
@charliekirk11 CA is 85%, Utah is 97%, Maryland is 98%, NY is 96%. Only SC is 100%, their grace period for postmarked ballots must be up. Every other state, including AZ, is 99%. So what's your issue?
@MikeTaylorhere @TKozzer @ZoeSchiffer @danahull McDonalds has a detailed management training program.
The Tom Petty estate and our partners were shocked to find out that Tom’s song “I Won’t Back Down” was stolen and used without permission or a license to promote Kari Lake’s failed campaign.
@m_franceschetti @elonmusk Glorifying labor violations is an embarrassing look.
@m_franceschetti @APompliano @elonmusk Quick note: He didn’t build Twitter and it’s not a public company anymore.
@m_franceschetti @elonmusk Mmmmmmm tasty
@toothbud132 @TheLaurenChen "LiKe OuR pArEnTs DiD" you can't even try to keep the boot out of your mouth. Meanwhile, your parents are disappointed Their son still hasn't moved out and is spending their retirement fund on a failing crypto market.
@TheLaurenChen I fired all the janitors five minutes ago and the office is still clean. Apparently they weren't really needed. I stopped eating food five minutes ago and I'm not hungry. Apparently I never really needed to eat. I let go of the steering wheel five seconds ago. Apparently I n--
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