Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

F/k/a @whodatlastman, from #lastman 2019. Now a placeholder. Maybe someday I'll be back. Until then, find me on my Discord server: https://t.co/S7IbUfnctm discord.gg/rA22MxgVa3 My personal Discord server Joined January 2019

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Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

a year ago

This placeholder account remains inactive. The account you're looking for, f/k/a #MileHighBrendan, is now @_MrMileHigh.

@MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) @MileHightheGrey

a year ago

This placeholder account remains inactive. The account you're looking for, f/k/a #MileHighBrendan, is now @_MrMileHigh.

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@MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) @MileHightheGrey

a year ago

Happy New Year! 🥳 I'm taking this account private today, so… last chance: • Discord: discord.gg/rA22MxgV • Mastodon: mastodon.lol/@MileHighBrend… Before I go, here's my 2022 highlight reel, featuring @SammyLev's TikTok-trending intro + @taylorswift13's #yoyok bridge. 🥰

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Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

a year ago

Due to present circumstances On Here, this account is inactive. Perhaps someday (at first light on the fifth day?), I'll be able to return, as Mile High the White. For now, please come say hello at my Discord server: discord.gg/rA22MxgVa3

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JSF @idle_wanderlust

5 years ago

If there was a Super Bowl, and nobody talked about it, did it happen? #lastman

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Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

5 years ago

I don’t believe I’ve come across #TheKnowledge (including on Twitter or elsewhere online) since recklessly bumbling into #deathby Twitter-follower-username sabotage on Friday evening. Damn. Maybe I really could’ve made it until we leave the country in late March! #sigh #lastman

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Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

5 years ago

#SOTU #lastman

Nate Silver @NateSilver538

5 years ago

#SOTU #lastman

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Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

5 years ago

Haha. I was already getting bored; heck, that’s probably why I took the time to make the graphics yesterday. I was going stir-crazy after a week in which I could do virtually nothing on my phone or online. #ADHDlastmanproblems

Mike Marchand @irishmikecomedy

5 years ago

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Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

5 years ago

I’ve got my ears perked, listening for #TheKnowledge to figure out whether I would have #died this afternoon if I hadn’t succumbed yesterday to boredom-induced carelessness & Twitter sabotage. Nothing yet. #lastman

@MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) @MileHightheGrey

5 years ago

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Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

5 years ago

If you were a #cat, you’d still be #alive with 2 #deaths to spare. #lastman #lastcat

. @parsonite

5 years ago

If you were a #cat, you’d still be #alive with 2 #deaths to spare. #lastman #lastcat

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Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

5 years ago

Can confirm. #TweetsFromBeyondTheGrave #lastman

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Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

5 years ago

So, it turns out I needn’t have ignored my mentions for the past 5 days. Unless I’m missing something, it appears that nobody tweeted #TheKnowledge at me. I just needed to avoid my followers list...

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Mr. Mile High @MileHighBrendan

5 years ago

Long may you Run

James Squire (On Mastadon @[email protected]) @StlVUFan

5 years ago

Long may you Run

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Elise Ford @mommainlaw

43 Followers 458 Following I'm me.

Ashley Lunt @alunt13

44 Followers 369 Following

Jenna Ferguson @jFerg729

13 Followers 52 Following

Samantha Stock @cuzican1

76 Followers 257 Following

CRS @spy_mom

36 Followers 187 Following

Gregory Koch @gregoryakoch

501 Followers 2K Following Stadium chaser & @stadiumjourney writer. 289 venues as of 4/19/24 including 104 ⚾️, 63 🏀, 39 ⚽️, 29 🏈, 13 🏒, 17 🏑, 14 🥎, 13🥍, 8 🏐, 1 🎾, 1 🤽‍♂️ & 2 🏉

Michael Walsh @MichaelJWalsh

86 Followers 185 Following Someone accidentally made this using my email account. It's mine now.

Louise Ortman @MsLouiseOrtman

69 Followers 255 Following

nerd. public defender. sports fan. he/him. pro progress, anticonfederate.
well-considered opinions are mine.
ill-considered opinions aren't.

Eric Anderson @emande

302 Followers 997 Following nerd. public defender. sports fan. he/him. pro progress, anticonfederate. well-considered opinions are mine. ill-considered opinions aren't.

Zombie PsyMar @PsyMar

16 Followers 38 Following what remains of PsyMar after the death of twitter

orig acct 4/1/08, https://t.co/ulzZxbtvqR, podcaster, writer (@adelayedwriter) teacher, Christ-follower. Tweets are my own and not those of family and/or employers.

Aaron DeLay @aarondelay

69 Followers 237 Following orig acct 4/1/08, https://t.co/ulzZxbtvqR, podcaster, writer (@adelayedwriter) teacher, Christ-follower. Tweets are my own and not those of family and/or employers.

khalil @mildpredicament

423 Followers 2K Following i know nothing. he/him

Fyandor @Fyandor

64 Followers 710 Following I like Baseball, Overwatch, and Samoyeds

Stay focused and improve productivity. Easily block any distracting or harmful websites and stop procrastination once and for all!
https://t.co/uP3guAUUkf

BlockSite @BlockSite_

193 Followers 155 Following Stay focused and improve productivity. Easily block any distracting or harmful websites and stop procrastination once and for all! https://t.co/uP3guAUUkf

coley @HoosierParlance

579 Followers 2K Following crimson functions as a neutral in my wardrobe ♥️ top 0.5% of @kanyewest listeners (2020, 2021, 2022) 😌

JR @JJJJShabado

197 Followers 2K Following Braves Fan, Buffalo Fan, Math Geek, Programmer, Spreadsheet Maker

Patrick Cullen @BPRTbone

252 Followers 1K Following Baseball, volleyball, and everything else. He/him.

E Jay C 🐀 @ecalof

542 Followers 2K Following academic. diaspora and cyberculture. theyby shark. they/any 🖤🤍💚

@MileHighBrendan was .. @MileHightheGrey

6K Followers 6K Following Tweet less, smile more. 🎵 https://t.co/8q4TyIp3Dt 🌤️ https://t.co/JIliio7p2g 🌳 https://t.co/dQi3nUGgDZ #swiftie🫶 #bramily🌈

Pat Soverrams @Patriots13Rams3

5 Followers 98 Following Pray for us, Our Lady of Czestochowa, for we have #TheKnowledge.

. @parsonite

485 Followers 2K Following I want to be different, just like everybody else

Andrew Bolte @albolte

887 Followers 613 Following co-founder @sandianistas @thecursenm • Miller Lite enthusiast • Rochdale AFC, NM United, KC Royals, UNM athletics • ⚽️🏀⚾️

Alan @MasonFanatic

2K Followers 2K Following IT professional. George Mason 🔰 Alum '10 & '13. Fan of #MasonMBB 🏀, #MasonWBB 🏀, #Orioles ⚾️. Not affiliated w/ Mason Athletics.

Tracking the #lastman runners hiding from #theknowledge since 2011. 2015 @itschappy award winner. Named by @NovaYankee, tweets by @devyanks90

Last Man 2021 @findthelastman

405 Followers 240 Following Tracking the #lastman runners hiding from #theknowledge since 2011. 2015 @itschappy award winner. Named by @NovaYankee, tweets by @devyanks90

Andy Glockner @AndyGlockner

25K Followers 502 Following M&A ➡ Consulting ➡ Sports Media ➡ Academia ➡ 💚🦉

Scott Detrow @scottdetrow

93K Followers 3K Following Journalist at NPR. “Acts have their being in the witness. Without him who can speak of it?" Threads/IG: scottdetrow_npr

thingsimafraidof @stuffimafraidof

257 Followers 0 Following weirdos decoding who i am irl from my twitter profile

Former Mid-Majority college basketball travelin' man now up in the north country. Also found at @rjcurren (mostly soccer over there).

Ray Curren @currenrr

2K Followers 501 Following Former Mid-Majority college basketball travelin' man now up in the north country. Also found at @rjcurren (mostly soccer over there).

Andrew Bolte @albolte

887 Followers 613 Following co-founder @sandianistas @thecursenm • Miller Lite enthusiast • Rochdale AFC, NM United, KC Royals, UNM athletics • ⚽️🏀⚾️

Mike Cornell @mcornell

720 Followers 842 Following Computer Geek. #OcularFuckingMelanoma

Kris Johnson @kjjrj01

28 Followers 130 Following Dad, art teacher, board game enthusiast, and proud podcast addict.

khalil @mildpredicament

423 Followers 2K Following i know nothing. he/him

Fyandor @Fyandor

64 Followers 710 Following I like Baseball, Overwatch, and Samoyeds

Alex Maurer @SirBeagle_

5 Followers 228 Following

Paul Hampson @ThisLeadenPaul

44 Followers 27 Following Custodian of Giant Bally. Far too lazy/not important enough to use Twitter.

@MileHighBrendan was .. @MileHightheGrey

6K Followers 6K Following Tweet less, smile more. 🎵 https://t.co/8q4TyIp3Dt 🌤️ https://t.co/JIliio7p2g 🌳 https://t.co/dQi3nUGgDZ #swiftie🫶 #bramily🌈

Garrett Wheeler @thrashsoundly

230 Followers 69 Following https://t.co/CGyTP6E91l

Ian McCormick @HPUFan

431 Followers 329 Following Observing the human race through sports. My Database of games can be found here: https://t.co/dtCvKUvWgu…

How can a person define themselves in 160 characters? I'd like to think I'm not easily defined. If you only need to know one thing, know this: I'm a bad motherf

JSF @idle_wanderlust

206 Followers 139 Following How can a person define themselves in 160 characters? I'd like to think I'm not easily defined. If you only need to know one thing, know this: I'm a bad motherf

Replacement Level @NegativeVORP

185 Followers 524 Following Insert witty thingy here.

Mike Greiner @devyanks90

313 Followers 544 Following Once caught a quarter on a roller coaster, with my mouth... Wikipedia says I'm a robot. Monarch for life.

Last Man 2021 @findthelastman

405 Followers 240 Following Tracking the #lastman runners hiding from #theknowledge since 2011. 2015 @itschappy award winner. Named by @NovaYankee, tweets by @devyanks90

Gregory Koch @gregoryakoch

5 years ago

@whodatlastman Is #deathbydeath even a thing? Isn’t dying without the knowledge the only way you can “win”? Preferably of natural causes after a long and fulfilling life, though.

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Last Man 2021 @findthelastman

5 years ago

@MileHighBrendan @whodatlastman I had 1 request...

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@MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) @MileHightheGrey

5 years ago

I finally got around to making a profile pic and a header photo for my #lastman alt-account. I like ‘em. #FF @whodatlastman (I’m still #alive, by the way. 4 days, 18 hours, 34 minutes and counting.)

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@MileHighBrendan was here (and still is sometimes) @MileHightheGrey

8 years ago

Needing a mental health break from politics, I installed a Chrome extension that changes certain politicians' names.

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James Squire (On Mastadon @[email protected]) @StlVUFan

5 years ago

96 hours and counting, still alive (I have recorded the timestamp mentioned earlier today and when I'm finally knocked out for sure, I will submit my case to anyone interested for adjudication. BTW, notifications are up to 25. #lastman

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Ian McCormick @HPUFan

5 years ago

As a result of wanting to return to normal routine, I hope to lose soon. But I want it to be because of a cool reason, not because I looked at a news source that would likely contain #Knowledge

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Josh Larson @coloradowx

5 years ago

@MileHighBrendan @BrendansWeather @DocWX Agree with what the others have said. I'm confident the heaviest snow with this system has already fallen for Denver proper. We'll have on-and-off waves of light snow through the evening, however...

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Andrew Bolte @albolte

5 years ago

Don’t tell me anything #SuperBowlIn4Words #lastman

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Mike Greiner @devyanks90

5 years ago

Just figured out it's possible to do a quadruple header of Philadelphia college basketball on 2/23. Noon: Tulsa @ Temple 2: Richmond @ La Salle 5: Delaware @ Drexel 7: Cornell @ Penn