MonkeyMan2001, PhD @MonkeyMan2001
Tweeting with my twits on Twitter since 2001. Yes, I ALWAYS insist on airline folk calling me by my proper title "Dr." No, I won't do CPR on you... Joined February 2011-
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Will the court issue a non-gag order?
Judge Merchan: “ODOR IN THE COURT!!!” 🤣🤣🤣
@theliamnissan A "Coffee table" book of jurors tweets about trump would be a best seller. 😆
Tyler Swift’s husband has entered the chat
Jury selection is boring until you recall the defendant has to sit captive for a week listening to 60 potential jurors tell him he’s a pusillanimous badger chode whose face-frenulum guffaws approximate human speech.
BREAKING NEWS: Trump forced to sit and listen all day while long list of potential jurors explain to his face how they hate his dumb guts
I’m afraid that nobody told Trump that there would be math.
I’m afraid that nobody told Trump that there would be math.
@TPostMillennial @tedcruz We must have President Trump back, who helped so many of our congregation meet Jesus far sooner than expected!
What a time to be alive
Having 100k followers and an OF account does not immunize you from my truth bombs
Amazing. Political courage and integrity.
Amazing. Political courage and integrity.
🚨 US House Speaker Mike Johnson: If Putin defeats Ukraine, he will invade other nations next. "Providing lethal aid to Ukraine right now is critically important... I would rather send bullets to Ukraine than American boys."
🇺🇸 Speaker Johnson: "I'm doing what I believe is right here. I think providing lethal aid to Ukraine right now is critically important...We cannot play politics with this. We must do what's right." So do what is right, please!
Oh, I’m here now
Oh, I’m here now https://t.co/rY6iUwVYR5
This is a beautiful doc, but we should no forget that Trump's orginial speech is even funnier He has lost his mind and his supporters don't even notice
This is a beautiful doc, but we should no forget that Trump's orginial speech is even funnier He has lost his mind and his supporters don't even notice
Mr. Trump says good morning.
For posterity
Donald Trump’s trial is the OJ Simpson trial but for white people.
US Presidents more stylish than Trump: 1. JFK 2. Carter 3. Reagan 4. Bush Sr.
US Presidents more stylish than Trump: 1. JFK 2. Carter 3. Reagan 4. Bush Sr. https://t.co/b5AHpq8sFb
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@KremlinTrolls Someone still claiming it isn't a cult?
@thisagainreally They took a while to put the fire out due to the erected barricades
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@MayoIsSpicyy Humor is a shift of wit, but Trump gives off a _________. 😂
I heard this too. I’m not kidding. The court’s going to have to issue more than a gag order here.
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
At last, the moment when he became presidential.
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
NEW: “I think we have our full panel,” said Judge Merchan after seating the sixth alternate. Opening statements appear ready for Monday….
@RepMTG @RepThomasMassie @RepGosar The liberals are only doing this because they know poor Marjorie should be out promoting her new movie!
Will the court issue a non-gag order?
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
@Acyn not that anyone should do anything with this information—but flatulent and fraudulent do rhyme
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
Judge Merchan: “ODOR IN THE COURT!!!” 🤣🤣🤣
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
Trump is not worth your life, people. The person who tried to set themselves on fire thankfully appears to have survived.
Marjorie Greene now supports space lasers to shoot immigrants. I will pray for Melania Trump.
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