Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

She/her. Proud 🇨🇦. Perpetually tired, attached to a tiny human like velcro. Chronic homebody. Textbook enneagram 8. Joined June 2020

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

a year ago

Ok I get it- you didn’t like my CIC tweet. I’m quitting social media anyway

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thomas 🛠 @t_NYC

a year ago

Dystopian

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I drank so much cough syrup (magical stuff) through the night at CFLRS that I woke up drunk once and couldn’t open my combo lock. I’m glad I went through there pre-Covid because I can imagine the modern day horrors

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

a year ago

My little baby slept an extra hour no problem. All babies are good babies but mine is the best baby 😉

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

a year ago

Idk who decided that when you get your nails done (hands and feet) they should file off your calluses with strategically applied sandpaper but PSA: calluses are functional and will save your soft delicate skin if you ever need to actually use your hands or feet

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

a year ago

Would it make you nervous to see a hunting blind erected in sight of your house? (eg out your back bedroom window)

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SLUG @generalslug

a year ago

no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this

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Read Let This Radicalize You @JoshuaPHilll

a year ago

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

a year ago

I’ve been mostly sober for years because drinking wasn’t fun and just seemed harmful to my mental and physical health BUT drinking with the right crowd is entirely underrated

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

a year ago

People act all suspicious about ArriveCAN but it made no difference aside from a speedier process at the customs kiosk. I don’t even know what people are complaining about tbh

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

a year ago

I’ve flown in and out of Pearson a handful of times in the last year and I’m just going to say it- the fastest, most courteous airport service I’ve ever had. Idk where all the lines and issues are but either I’m getting very lucky or it’s not happening 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

2 years ago

Someone please explain to me why half the people I see at Target are wearing either what looks like alien bird cages OR slippers

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

2 years ago

Korean bbq takes the W

Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

2 years ago

Korean bbq takes the W

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Oleksandra Povoroznyk 🇺🇦 @rynkrynk

2 years ago

Well, I hear that idiotic Louis CK take on Ukraine, and this is what I can tell you guys: being a “more weapons lead to more death”, “bad peace is still peace” pacifist is a damn privileged position to take. It’s the kind of black-and-white worldview only accessible to those of

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

2 years ago

Korean bbq yesterday and southern bbq today… I honestly can’t say which I prefer, so tell me your preference

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Brittlestar @brittlestar

2 years ago

TERRIBLE PEOPLE VOTE

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

2 years ago

As a mom waiting at an airport gate, with a sleeping baby in a carrier, there is nothing sweeter than seeing someone walk up with a little dog. Suddenly the glares are shifted in another direction.

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Moonbeam 🐌 @MoonbeamSlug

2 years ago

Oh, this made my stomach drop… there are no words. RIP

Matt @AngrySanta76

2 years ago

Oh, this made my stomach drop… there are no words. RIP

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Interested in advancing equity & making the CAF the best version of itself. Mom & avid crafter. Proud RCAF AEC. I hope you like photos of my cat!

Maggie May 🍁🚀 �.. @MaggieMay243

3K Followers 726 Following Interested in advancing equity & making the CAF the best version of itself. Mom & avid crafter. Proud RCAF AEC. I hope you like photos of my cat!

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Mom, CAF Lawyer and former nat’l team fencer. Volunteer with @defence_women. Come for the cat photos stay for the nerdy awesomeness! she/her

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Working Dad | DS @ CACSC | Professional fun haver | Enjoy discussing tactics & leadership | Interested in alliances, terror, cyber & IR | Personal acct

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4K Followers 2K Following Husband, father/grandfather, army guy, cigars, single malts, mil hist, growth, creative ideas. Mil Writers Guild Mbr. Retweet ≠ Endorsement #CanMilTwitter

Tinnitis Emeritus @pbontoast1

2K Followers 4K Following Woke

Canadian, entrepreneur with a MBA, divebum, educator, CAF veteran (Cook) and expat on walk, fly, swim about.
https://t.co/h3frrt1SWP

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2K Followers 2K Following Canadian, entrepreneur with a MBA, divebum, educator, CAF veteran (Cook) and expat on walk, fly, swim about. https://t.co/h3frrt1SWP

Jason Quilliam 🇨�.. @jtquilliam

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1K Followers 2K Following Husband, Father, Sens fan, member of the failed moustache insurrection of 06. Military Police Officer. Not a very good one.

In the Woods, & online. #humansecurity #archaeology #culture #Newfoundland #viking #chickens #navy #WPS, #gardens #learning #scouts

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4K Followers 3K Following In the Woods, & online. #humansecurity #archaeology #culture #Newfoundland #viking #chickens #navy #WPS, #gardens #learning #scouts

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2K Followers 2K Following 🇫🇷| CAF culture change & personnel management |@CAGlobalAffairs | 📖 The Ones We Let Down | also know as Chantal, Margarin, or His Team

Something Clever @InProgress35

479 Followers 711 Following He/Him ¦¦ ☭ anti-capitlist ☭ ¦¦ ANTIFA ¦¦ #canmiltwitter ¦¦ Ally 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ¦¦ Opinions are my own.

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250 Followers 167 Following Searching for the perfect sailboat and my lost shaker of salt.

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1K Followers 2K Following 🇨🇭born, 🇨🇦 raise, 👩‍❤️‍👨 with @slieschke, ❤️🐕🐕🌎✈️🤿🥾⛰️🏐🛶. Views are my own.

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3K Followers 2K Following Communicator •Meme Collector •Knows all lyrics •🚲 across 🇨🇦•#BloodyCaesar Aficionado •🎓@JohnsHopkins @uOttawa 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

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1K Followers 738 Following Father, Husband and knuckledragger. Personal account. Opinions are my own and likes/RTs ≠ endorsement. Pro Patria.

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583 Followers 752 Following WO in the RCAF, yoga practicing, Starbucks drinking, nature and animal loving, all around good guy. Views expressed are my own

Ask the Chief @Over_theYardarm

363 Followers 813 Following Retired RCN seafaring adventurer.

was born in Canada🇨🇦but live in New York City 🏙.I’m a clinical psychologist 👩‍⚕️also work in drug rehabilitation center☺️. A mother of one ☝️,a widow 🥲…

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1K Followers 6K Following was born in Canada🇨🇦but live in New York City 🏙.I’m a clinical psychologist 👩‍⚕️also work in drug rehabilitation center☺️. A mother of one ☝️,a widow 🥲…

Maroo Jan @MarooJan15

31 Followers 516 Following

🇨🇦 John Summerfield. Ottawa based at NDHQ. Mostly jokes but some thoughts about doctrine, leadership, culture, & tech.
Pro Patria.

Mid-Career Army Offic.. @MdCareerOfficer

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ellena @ellena89734512

27 Followers 135 Following Today is good tomorrow is gonna be best

Ate All the Pastries .. @_andrew_curr

112 Followers 227 Following Life long student with nothing really to say, more interested in listening and learning #Gangster29

Yeah, it's been a while, I got kicked off here for a while and now I'm back. Путін - хуйло!

Canadian skydiving, motorcycling, and travelling enthusiast.

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Cardo @Cardo72068247

584 Followers 3K Following Kind an love

Veteran/Kayaker/Adventurer/Dreamer/Explorer. PR @TRRUSA. @AmericanCanoe Instructor. @pyranhakayaks Paddler. #SubaruAmbassador.

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653 Followers 712 Following Veteran/Kayaker/Adventurer/Dreamer/Explorer. PR @TRRUSA. @AmericanCanoe Instructor. @pyranhakayaks Paddler. #SubaruAmbassador.

Runner since 10 y/o, works in the fitness and conditioning world (CSEP-CEP), outdoor and travel enthusiast. Tweet parfois en francais.

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Baby Boomer, Borderbaby (Ont/Michigan). Proudly Cdn, Support Veterans, live laugh love. Smile, it only hurts for a moment. Question don’t ignore. RESPECT

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94 Followers 292 Following Baby Boomer, Borderbaby (Ont/Michigan). Proudly Cdn, Support Veterans, live laugh love. Smile, it only hurts for a moment. Question don’t ignore. RESPECT

Now on Mastodon @Bookgirl@mstdn.ca
Being anti-choice with respect to women's reproductive health is misogyny. Reader, traveler, adventurer.

C Cloutier @chantl01

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308 Followers 5K Following

🇨🇦Tri-Service V.. @TriSvcsVet

1K Followers 2K Following Retired military, ⚓️ 5 yrs 🛩 5 yrs ⚔13 yrs. Father/husband, political enthusiast, #cdnpoli #uspoli #onpoli #CFCooks #ChefLife👨‍🍳🚴

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726 Followers 5K Following

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38 Followers 1K Following Shooting Ranges

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Directeur de la société en pleine croissance économiqu
Père de famille couvreur de revêtement intérieur / extérieur à la recherche de gros projets ambitieux....

Société Thorn-s inc @JoThorn50580347

261 Followers 4K Following Directeur de la société en pleine croissance économiqu Père de famille couvreur de revêtement intérieur / extérieur à la recherche de gros projets ambitieux....

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108 Followers 165 Following 🇨🇦CAF SAR/AM ACSO, Maman and more!

Thirst for truth @ZazaiSanaullah

19 Followers 319 Following

Julie Callacott @callacott_julie

157 Followers 240 Following Col in the RCAF, thoughts and opinions are my own

Brent Thompson Does J.. @judoboy101

125 Followers 311 Following I love judo!!! Canadian Armed Forces, Judo, Indigenous Ojibwa Métis!! time for change!!

hockey mom, preemie parent, wife, Swiftie. UKing’s trained journo in another life. Views, likes, retweets are my own. She/Elle

SHawkes 🫐 @HawkesSabrina

116 Followers 919 Following hockey mom, preemie parent, wife, Swiftie. UKing’s trained journo in another life. Views, likes, retweets are my own. She/Elle

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205 Followers 1K Following 気軽に始められるお小遣い案件を紹介いたします。部

Former military leader, supporter, tried to be part of the change.

Husband, Dad, Grandfather, Son, Cook, Runner, 5A retired Army Officer...

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141 Followers 264 Following Former military leader, supporter, tried to be part of the change. Husband, Dad, Grandfather, Son, Cook, Runner, 5A retired Army Officer...

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100 Followers 975 Following Retired CAF member, Canadiens fan and news junky. Opinions and thoughts are my own!

Soldier 35yrs now retired, OMM, CD Retired Physician Assistant, Purge survivor, Police Commissioner, human, gay. LBGTQ2S+ advocate, Treaty 6, Opinions=mine.

John McDougall (he/hi.. @milmedicPA

658 Followers 2K Following Soldier 35yrs now retired, OMM, CD Retired Physician Assistant, Purge survivor, Police Commissioner, human, gay. LBGTQ2S+ advocate, Treaty 6, Opinions=mine.

Dread Pirate Sex Badg.. @BadgerCult

2K Followers 2K Following @ dreadpiratebadger @ mastodon. world Crisis Text Line: text TALK to 741741(US & CAN). 85258(UK)

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36 Followers 167 Following First I drink coffee, then I do the things.

🇨🇦Abe Froman, G.. @JustZisGuy71

2K Followers 5K Following Opinions are. Curiostic. Military. Left-handed. He/him. #BLM https://t.co/xiSRYnvGMj

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280 Followers 876 Following

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Emergency Management consultant and sales partner for a clothing store. 38 year veteran of the CAF. Interested in emergency management and veterans' issues.

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606 Followers 1K Following my pronouns are Fuck/Conservatives 🖕

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49 Followers 2K Following

| Learning stuff at @QueensUHealth || Infantry Cpl with delusions of grandeur||Sometimes known as a Radical Leftist ||Trying to be a Doctor | #NAFO Shill

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185 Followers 1K Following | Learning stuff at @QueensUHealth || Infantry Cpl with delusions of grandeur||Sometimes known as a Radical Leftist ||Trying to be a Doctor | #NAFO Shill

Retired Naval Officer ⚓️ enjoying life, travelling more, HUGE SENS FAN, REDBLACKS, most sports, music, red wine🍷craft 🍺single malt scotch 🥃in no order! 😎

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4K Followers 5K Following Retired Naval Officer ⚓️ enjoying life, travelling more, HUGE SENS FAN, REDBLACKS, most sports, music, red wine🍷craft 🍺single malt scotch 🥃in no order! 😎

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2 Followers 118 Following

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611 Followers 367 Following Defence Team member • Army wife • Boy mom x2 • Lover of strong Italian coffee, old French wine and German football.

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3 Followers 84 Following

Veteran, Anglican vicar of All Saints, Collingwood, wargamer, husband, grandad. Border terrier companion. One half of The Canadian Wargamer Podcast.

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975 Followers 1K Following Veteran, Anglican vicar of All Saints, Collingwood, wargamer, husband, grandad. Border terrier companion. One half of The Canadian Wargamer Podcast.

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536 Followers 577 Following #amwriting #shortstory and #flashfiction, #RCNavy #veteran. Migrating to the Wild Blue Yonder. Handle is my domain.

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308 Followers 4K Following

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156 Followers 585 Following No longer using X. Find me on Instagram and Facebook with the same username! | Militaria collector in 🇨🇦

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11 Followers 177 Following

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All views my own, especially the jokes.

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2K Followers 4K Following Woke

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Jason Quilliam 🇨�.. @jtquilliam

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1K Followers 2K Following Husband, Father, Sens fan, member of the failed moustache insurrection of 06. Military Police Officer. Not a very good one.

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Charlotte Duval-Lanto.. @CharlotteDuLan

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General / Général W.. @CDS_Canada_CEMD

42K Followers 513 Following Chief of the Defence Staff 🇨🇦 | Chef d'état-major de la Défense 🇨🇦 Notice/Avis: https://t.co/Cr7XfRkGSe

Something Clever @InProgress35

479 Followers 711 Following He/Him ¦¦ ☭ anti-capitlist ☭ ¦¦ ANTIFA ¦¦ #canmiltwitter ¦¦ Ally 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ¦¦ Opinions are my own.

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LGen J.J.M.J. Paul, C.. @Army_Comd_Armee

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Jennifer Arsenault @jenifferault

701 Followers 549 Following Army something. Mother, runner, Ski Patroller. Trying to do that work/life balance thing and loving when my kids do the adulting thing

David W Grebstad @DavidGrebstad

2K Followers 2K Following Seeking to serve others; Soldier; Author; Red River Metis; Winnipeg Jets/Blue Bombers super fan; all around nice guy.

Alex Braden 🇺🇦 @AJBraden

Lydia E. @LydiaEvequoz

1K Followers 2K Following 🇨🇭born, 🇨🇦 raise, 👩‍❤️‍👨 with @slieschke, ❤️🐕🐕🌎✈️🤿🥾⛰️🏐🛶. Views are my own.

🌻 Jennifer Stadnyk.. @JCStadnyk

Sting Royal ECNL & EC.. @StingECNLRoyal

615 Followers 887 Following https://t.co/2D4QvffRcg | Sting Royal ECNL & ECNL-RL

🇨🇦Tri-Service V.. @TriSvcsVet

1K Followers 2K Following Retired military, ⚓️ 5 yrs 🛩 5 yrs ⚔13 yrs. Father/husband, political enthusiast, #cdnpoli #uspoli #onpoli #CFCooks #ChefLife👨‍🍳🚴

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Brittlestar @brittlestar

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Geneviève @JumperGen

108 Followers 165 Following 🇨🇦CAF SAR/AM ACSO, Maman and more!

Brent Thompson Does J.. @judoboy101

125 Followers 311 Following I love judo!!! Canadian Armed Forces, Judo, Indigenous Ojibwa Métis!! time for change!!

Julie Callacott @callacott_julie

157 Followers 240 Following Col in the RCAF, thoughts and opinions are my own

Mel A @melina_archie

62 Followers 463 Following Follower.

A Father, a RCN Sailor, a Socialist, an Ally 🏳️‍🌈, a Feminist, and a proud Transparent 🏳️‍⚧️. I just wants the world to be better. He/Him
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Aaron ⚓ @Nysrol

224 Followers 256 Following A Father, a RCN Sailor, a Socialist, an Ally 🏳️‍🌈, a Feminist, and a proud Transparent 🏳️‍⚧️. I just wants the world to be better. He/Him nysrol dot bsky dot

Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes

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AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry

355K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW

Canadian, Physician Assistant, veteran, husband, and most importantly, proud father to a pair of confident young women. #HeforShe #CanadaNeedsPAs

Ash 🇨🇦 🩺 �.. @ashmilca

543 Followers 1K Following Canadian, Physician Assistant, veteran, husband, and most importantly, proud father to a pair of confident young women. #HeforShe #CanadaNeedsPAs

Callaghan @Callaghan20

200 Followers 217 Following CAF veteran; PTSD survivor; PhD candidate - Medical Anthropology @ UofT

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40 Followers 161 Following I am a Mom to 3 amazing children, a dancer, a swimmer and love to run. I also am a fan of acting and singing! The world is a stage.

Nikki Dean @doctrinatrix_C2

9K Followers 2K Following Museum Work • historian • military doctrine advocate • retired pilot • adventuress • rescue dog mom • cocktail drinker

viral hall of fame �.. @viralHOF

884K Followers 79 Following dm or tag me in submissions!

Shelley Lamothe @LamotheShelley

372 Followers 211 Following Proud veteran, mom, wife, volunteer. The thoughts and opinions here are my own.

Giraffe God Zach @XxsolemzezimaxX

185 Followers 1K Following | Learning stuff at @QueensUHealth || Infantry Cpl with delusions of grandeur||Sometimes known as a Radical Leftist ||Trying to be a Doctor | #NAFO Shill

Dave Whittier @dave_whittier

252 Followers 600 Following Emergency Management consultant and sales partner for a clothing store. 38 year veteran of the CAF. Interested in emergency management and veterans' issues.

Get vaccinated. Wash Your Hands. Check in on others. Stay home if you're unwell. Be kind. Wear A mask. Compassion. Community. Caring.

Holly @hgillismac

994 Followers 4K Following Get vaccinated. Wash Your Hands. Check in on others. Stay home if you're unwell. Be kind. Wear A mask. Compassion. Community. Caring.

Mi'kmaq Canadian (@Sipeknekatik) | Naval Warfare Officer (@RoyalCanNavy) | Marketing Strategist | Former Politico // Views are my own. (he/his) 🏳️‍🌈

Justin Kaiser 🍁⚓ @JustinKaiser

2K Followers 634 Following Mi'kmaq Canadian (@Sipeknekatik) | Naval Warfare Officer (@RoyalCanNavy) | Marketing Strategist | Former Politico // Views are my own. (he/his) 🏳️‍🌈

Views & opinions are my own & do not reflect the position of any organization I work for. I tweet interesting stories of all kinds. RT is FYI, not endorsement.

JN @John_n30

72 Followers 196 Following Views & opinions are my own & do not reflect the position of any organization I work for. I tweet interesting stories of all kinds. RT is FYI, not endorsement.

Mighty Moose @Moose4Science

3K Followers 778 Following I am the hawk on the cliff / I am a tear drop of the sun

Jeanette Embree @EmbreeEmbree2

2 Followers 1 Following

Kilroy @OldBlackRum

117 Followers 809 Following Smarta**, Canadian (bluenoser to be specific), nerd, Opinions my own.

The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars

603K Followers 228 Following @jasonselvig + @davramdavram - New podcast “The Good Liars Tell The Truth” is OUT NOW. Listen and subscribe👇

Managing, sustaining, and protecting the health & productivity of Washington's lands and waters. 👤@Hilary_FranzCPL 🔥@WaDNR_Fire 🌲@waDNR_Forests

Washington State Dept.. @waDNR

150K Followers 7K Following Managing, sustaining, and protecting the health & productivity of Washington's lands and waters. 👤@Hilary_FranzCPL 🔥@WaDNR_Fire 🌲@waDNR_Forests

AskACorporal @AskCorporal

225 Followers 194 Following Retired ATIS Tech. Elden Ring Enthusiast. Bearer of the Frenzied Flame and Candidate for Prime Minister of Canada.

Cassandra de Bartok @cassdebartok

611 Followers 367 Following Defence Team member • Army wife • Boy mom x2 • Lover of strong Italian coffee, old French wine and German football.

Michael Peterson and/.. @MarshalLuigi

975 Followers 1K Following Veteran, Anglican vicar of All Saints, Collingwood, wargamer, husband, grandad. Border terrier companion. One half of The Canadian Wargamer Podcast.

Trisha Quarterman @Tillyq

117 Followers 77 Following Just me, used to tweet song lyrics like crazy. Now its random occasional ones.

Empathyman @ArchAngelofHelm

504 Followers 873 Following #OurExistenceIsOurResistance #NotYourMascot If your feminism isnt intersectional it isn't feminism.

Never judge another knight without first knowing the strength and cunning of the dragons she fights. 🐉 🐉🐉🐉🗡 Richelle E. Goodrich

Purple Boa Warrior @persistent_pbw

173 Followers 423 Following Never judge another knight without first knowing the strength and cunning of the dragons she fights. 🐉 🐉🐉🐉🗡 Richelle E. Goodrich

Co-founder of Survivor Perspectives Consulting Group, creator of the Front Line Workshop, Uniform Sexual Trauma First Aid and Intervention. Life-long Learner.

Donna VLR (she, her) @DonnaRigs

384 Followers 596 Following Co-founder of Survivor Perspectives Consulting Group, creator of the Front Line Workshop, Uniform Sexual Trauma First Aid and Intervention. Life-long Learner.

Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer .. @CarymaRules

55K Followers 7K Following Lawyer. Journalist. Satirist. Protest Watcher. Tweets ≠ legal advice. RTs, likes ≠ endorsements.

Stephanie Jones @SCambrey

24 Followers 126 Following Wife of CAF member.. bring on IR #3! no kids but lot of dogs and a couple cats

Bot by @PatrickMGarvin. Helping you better understand web accessibility for people with disabilities.

@A11yAwareness@disabled.social

Accessibility Awarene.. @A11yAwareness

20K Followers 2 Following Bot by @PatrickMGarvin. Helping you better understand web accessibility for people with disabilities. @[email protected]

NeilD @NeilSpurspec

309 Followers 648 Following Englishman in Canada.

Secondary School Teacher, Navy Diver⚓️, Sports Enthusiast, and Francophile committed to transforming education for diverse 21st century learning.

Justin Rhoden @jrhoden_peel

70 Followers 110 Following Secondary School Teacher, Navy Diver⚓️, Sports Enthusiast, and Francophile committed to transforming education for diverse 21st century learning.

Oglala Lakota —Enrolled at Pine Ridge, S.D. — “The earth sings her revolution, she calls brave men and women to her defense.” — The only easy day was yesterday.

Lakota Man @LakotaMan1

529K Followers 19K Following Oglala Lakota —Enrolled at Pine Ridge, S.D. — “The earth sings her revolution, she calls brave men and women to her defense.” — The only easy day was yesterday.

Sting Royal ECNL-RL U.. @RoyalU16

96 Followers 267 Following U17 Girls Sting Royal ECNL-RL Classes of '25 & '26 Coach:Max Quiroz

SHawkes 🫐 @HawkesSabrina

116 Followers 919 Following hockey mom, preemie parent, wife, Swiftie. UKing’s trained journo in another life. Views, likes, retweets are my own. She/Elle

loveless @thisisloveless

17K Followers 122 Following baby I LOVE IT WHEN IT RAINS ☔️

Quinte Dispatch 🇨�.. @QuinteDispatch

4K Followers 3K Following Quinte Area - News - Weather - Traffic - Emergency Services

posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from 2002's hottest internet forum. all the content warnings.
Run by @JayBrandstetter
Podcast: @IFTIpod

crazy ass moments in .. @SA__moment

22K Followers 24 Following posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from 2002's hottest internet forum. all the content warnings. Run by @JayBrandstetter Podcast: @IFTIpod

Darren Smale @itsdarrensmale

55 Followers 219 Following Canadian, married, 2 girls, Soccer dad. Engineers dad, MBHS

Former sea captain on half pay* waiting on my next HMCS SURPRISE. The views expressed on this account are my own (*may or may not be on full pay)

Jeremy Ruggles @JeremyRuggles80

406 Followers 267 Following Former sea captain on half pay* waiting on my next HMCS SURPRISE. The views expressed on this account are my own (*may or may not be on full pay)

Family Doc | Anthro | Trustee | @mcgillu | @UCL | @Yale | writer | feminist | @FulbrightPrgrm | @nilikm@med-mastodon.com | personal account | (she/her) 🟦

Nili Kaplan-Myrth MD .. @nilikm

Laura Virgin @lauravirgin23

117 Followers 151 Following Naval Warfare Officer, Royal Canadian Navy. Personal account.

20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!

shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard

1.4M Followers 611 Following 20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!

Rachel Smale @RachelSmale2025

82 Followers 173 Following Sting Royal 07 RL + McKinney Boyd High School Soccer • Class 2025 • #19 • Right Wing + Center Mid •5'10" Dual Citizen 🇺🇸🇨🇦•

Dad, partner, military musician, bassist, composer, jazzer, leader, ADHD'er. Moved to Mastodon because this place is a dump. @braydenwise@mastodon.sdf.org.

Brayden Wise @braydenwise

645 Followers 844 Following Dad, partner, military musician, bassist, composer, jazzer, leader, ADHD'er. Moved to Mastodon because this place is a dump. @[email protected].

Rachel Gilmore @atRachelGilmore

a year ago

There are also notes from an interesting conversation that appears to be between a licensed psychologist (name redacted) and a case manager at the College of Psychologists. In it, the caller says that if they did "one tenth" of what Peterson has, "people would be all over me."

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Mary Morris @mary_loquacious

a year ago

Meanwhile, during my children's baptism into the Catholic church ... Priest: Do you renounce Satan and all his works? My 5yo son: *scrunching up his face* Sometimes.

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madeline odent @oldenoughtosay

a year ago

something I find very interesting about being deaf is that apparently my boobs can hear my infant crying even when I can’t

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The Intolerant Leftist @OCJohnThibeau

a year ago

Jeremy Mackenzie 🧵 Where to start. I guess the best place is to state that I stand by all I've said about JM & all that I've exposed him for. JM is a bad person. That's not to say he couldn't become a good person; with lots of work, therapy & support. I'm not pulling a Caryma.

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Jen Baron @jen_baron_

a year ago

It happened to me. They oversold the flight. No one would volunteer. I, a graduate student with a direct flight and no checked bags, enter the scene. They are offering $1,800 cash. I take the offer, get a hotel room for the day, and get home 12 hours later. Dreams do come true!

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Lucy Huber @clhubes

a year ago

I love Love is Blind because the entire premise is “what if people fell in love because they were INTERESTING instead of hot?” and then they proceed to cast only extremely boring hot people. Excellent TV.

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🇨🇦Tri-Service Vet @TriSvcsVet

a year ago

It’s that time of year again! What is about Nov 11 that brings out these people.

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Café Roubaix @CafRoubaix

a year ago

@djruuh @MoonbeamSlug I am happy that my experience at the Mega was only for SLT/French. To be in basic there?!! Uhg.

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The Kate Depression @Kate_Depressin

a year ago

@MaggieMay243 @cabernar @MoonbeamSlug Me too honestly

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Maggie May 🍁🚀 🛰️📡 @MaggieMay243

a year ago

@cabernar @Kate_Depressin @MoonbeamSlug I could totally go for a two hour midday snooze.

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The Kate Depression @Kate_Depressin

a year ago

@MoonbeamSlug My toddler woke up at 7 which is pretty good on the weekend, and especially today, but terrible during the week lol

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SHawkes 🫐 @HawkesSabrina

a year ago

@MoonbeamSlug My toddler woke at 8. No complaints here :)

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dianac.bsky.social @dianamchard

a year ago

In a time change miracle, the Nugget slept in until the new 6 am 🙌

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Heidi Stephens @heidistephens

a year ago

Can't stop looking at this picture of a new Royal Caribbean cruise ship. My son just described it as 'human lasagne'. Absolutely my idea of hell.

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dianac.bsky.social @dianamchard

a year ago

This is why we don’t vote for people just because they helped us with a squirrel bite that one time.

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The Kate Depression @Kate_Depressin

a year ago

@MoonbeamSlug I've been there. It's hard. I hope it gets easier or at least less bitey lol

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Dr. Jeff Amato @ZirconsForever

a year ago

A couple of weeks ago we had an icebreaker during my graduate seminar and the question was "What is your irrational fear?" My answer was "hammerhead sharks". And today in class I walked in and saw this:

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Purple Boa Warrior @persistent_pbw

a year ago

@MoonbeamSlug No

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♡✧。ᶜᵃᵇᵇᵃᵍᵉ 。✧♡ @babubarfs

a year ago

this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

a year ago

Yo @elonmusk while I have your attention, why should people pay $8 just for their app to get bricked when they say something you don’t like? This is what my app has looked like ever since my tweet upset you yesterday. What’s good? Doesn’t seem very free speechy to me 🤔