JP @MyPerler
Special Education Teacher, music lover, Captain America fan, Mets fan, wise ass - not necessarily in that order. New Jersey, USA Joined May 2015-
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Pretty hypocritical that people will praise JK Rowling for writing fiction one minute, but then act outraged when she writes fiction and presents it as fact and that fiction happens to include holocaust denial the next minute.
With the Israel/Iran situation unfolding, cable news channels are sending out calls to foreign policy pundits who've never been right about a single fucking thing to come in and share their expertise.
Prostate cancer has announced that it will search for the real killer.
Whether it's Joe Biden supporting reproductive rights even though he is Catholic or Donald Trump opposing reproductive rights even though he paid for his mistress's abortion, both candidates are flawed messengers for reproductive rights.
Scientists say today’s daytime darkness will be caused by the moon passing in front of the sun. But at this RFK Jr rally, they know the darkness will be caused by the mercury in vaccines.
https://t.co/IYJUuaACI2
If you’re for school vouchers but against free lunch in schools, explain it to me like I’m 5.
I just got a video version of this done
I just got a video version of this done https://t.co/Af5hLltuUB
The Trevor Project is a non-profit suicide prevention organization that provides 24/7 crisis support services, research, and advocacy for LGBTQ+ youth. thetrevorproject.org
Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks someone else being trans negatively impacts her in some way.
Make sure your kids aren’t around when Lauren Boebert sees the new Beetlejuice trailer.
Aaron Rodgers saw Brett Favre fall from grace and be almost universally considered a piece of shit and he once again said “I can outperform him”
I used to think Aaron Rodgers was dumb but he’s clearly pretty smart. There’s no easier way to be president in America than being the VP to a Kennedy
I hope one of the dead people voting for Biden in the upcoming election is Donald Trump.
my wife played "some great heights" by the postal service for the 12-year-old and he said "this sounds like a phone alarm"
Millions of dollars spent on Jesus Super Bowl commercials instead of feeding and housing the poor like Jesus would have done.
Using AI to fix broken, damaged people
Using AI to fix broken, damaged people https://t.co/iptWieVrZv
The year is 2025. The Swifty militia has swept the southern states. Conservative men are forced to sing Taylor Swift songs for hours on end in the Swifty camps. Their wives are being reeducated. If only we had listened to the brave Fox News hosts who warned us of this future.
🇨🇦~Canadian Las.. @hgmackinnon
4K Followers 4K Following Sarcastic music geek,potty mouth, @AcadiaU alum,youth counsellor, #PTSD, ❤️s #️⃣s,brOOce,Van,soul,Floyd,Carlin #MeToo Proud🇨🇦! #FuckTrump I🚫LISTS Pic=old
CK @charley_ck14
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Paul Lander @paul_lander
45K Followers 45K Following Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.
HumorousHannah … @HannahHumo34650
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EccentricEva @eva_eccent46344
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Watch the sunset alon.. @TheSunseta
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us_Eva_ @us_eva12172
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Thetath @thetath72769
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Cecelia @cecelia_chueng_
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Katebelthis @thiskatebelt
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Bethivood @bethivood2933
88 Followers 2K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Tedoughsm @tedoughsm30347
41 Followers 1K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Willie Hugh Nelson @Williehunelson
289 Followers 5K Following Official Willie Nelson I didn't come here, and I ain't leaving. New Album, 'The Border,' Out May 31! willienelson. https://t.co/LYHZZS0ZhV
Ointmental @Ointmental
1K Followers 1K Following 'Cartoon, Camera, Caffeine' freak with an awesome hental mealth. I may be older, but I am certainly not wiser. Don't believe a word I say unless you want to 😾
Dr. Farnad Ezati-Tala.. @DocDarnell
13K Followers 10K Following minimalist. Iranian intercountry adoptee. Adoption research. Social Psychology. Social Democrat. #NM Spoutible: @doc_darnell
Sheauson @Sheauson148270
87 Followers 2K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Poughski @poughski69237
100 Followers 2K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Louann Carwin @car_loua
43 Followers 5K Following
portmanteau jones �.. @SadlyCatless
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The Valley Report @TheValleyReport
29K Followers 8K Following The truth is out there, but this is more amusing.
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Anna @anna_jackson65
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Estella Stach @EstellaSta81284
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Tayndayl @tayndayl19150
12 Followers 2K Following Let us replace the worries beforehand with thinking and peace beforehand!
Yazmin Tandetzke @tandetzke38504
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Lyla Orvis @orv_ly
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Radio Felician Univer.. @radiofelician
98 Followers 69 Following from Felician University in NEW JERSEY - we are the home of 'Alternative Rock ... DONE RIGHT' available on iHeartRadio/TuneIn/Audacy & the Radio Felician App!
Sandra Gordoaff @gordoaff
5 Followers 101 Following
Damon @DamonTutterman
195 Followers 4K Following Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness--- Mark Twain
Dean Robert Willetts @deanetts
9K Followers 10K Following Lover of comic books. Sharer of anything comic book related. Comic art ! House Ads! Ads! Even back covers ! Destroyer of Universes ( Ok.Forget that last bit )…
Tyler @BalloonFlavour
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Asher Swiftmoure @fastAsher
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Joel Smith 🟦 @Joel66Smith
817 Followers 915 Following Happy husband to Regina and Papa to Xander. My family is my world. 2A supporter. Lover of real country music. CMA association=Country My Ass. An O.G. Volumaniac
rubinger @rubingertweets
310 Followers 588 Following Atualmente estou focado em dois projetos: Aprender música com a ajuda da tecnologia e o TiX - Teclado para pessoas com deficiência.
Kev Smith @KCSKevinSmith
3K Followers 5K Following Co-Host of @SunsAndShadows, Admin for @TheMadsAreBack FB Group, pop culture nerd & riff connoisseur. They also call me @MST3KMotivation.
Marvel Mishaps @MarvelMishaps
270 Followers 527 Following A Twitter account created to lovingly mock Marvel comics starting in the silver age. He/Him All comics reviewed here are available on Marvel Unlimited.
VOLUMANIACS @VolumeManiacs
618 Followers 392 Following Music connects people. SiriusXM Volume 106 connects music people.
Katherine McKnight, P.. @katiemcknightEL
4K Followers 4K Following CEO of #EngagingLearners | Helping grades 4-12 double their literacy growth in just one year.
Brittany Gonzalez, M... @NeuroGroovy
12K Followers 13K Following ND Licensed Educator • Author • NeuroGroovy™ Goods, LLC. • AI Artist • Widowed ❤️🩹• AuADHD Mom • #GriefJourney #AIArt #Neurodiversity #Widow #TeacherTwitter
Barbara @bobbihunter87
4 Followers 198 Following A friend is one who strengthens you with prayers, blesses you with love and encourages you with hope
Don Eckert @dayankee
10K Followers 7K Following Librarian, teacher, political junkie, liberal, hobby farmer, blogger, reading evangelist, innovator, podcaster, PATS fan, TESLA fan, MIZZOU alum.
Steve Rogers’ Neigh.. @johnpaulmaler
450 Followers 2K Following 🏳️🌈He/him. No racism, no sexism, no homophobia, no transphobia, no shirt, no shoes, no dice. Learn it. Know it. Live it.#GetVaxxed #GetBoosted #WearADamnMask
🇨🇦~Canadian Las.. @hgmackinnon
4K Followers 4K Following Sarcastic music geek,potty mouth, @AcadiaU alum,youth counsellor, #PTSD, ❤️s #️⃣s,brOOce,Van,soul,Floyd,Carlin #MeToo Proud🇨🇦! #FuckTrump I🚫LISTS Pic=old
CK @charley_ck14
23K Followers 8K Following People say I’m skeptical, but I don’t believe it. 3X @midnight TOTD winner & Fallon Tonight # finalist. Host of @HoosierMamaTags.
Paul Lander @paul_lander
45K Followers 45K Following Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.
Hashtag Roundup @HashtagRoundup
38K Followers 4K Following +27K # games/17M Rts/1000's of trends/ Over 500 national mentions in press /+9million # tweets/ +1K hosts/ Closed on 12/31/22 XOXO @bigmacher & @robyndwoskin
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
54K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
Edward J Thomas 🟧 @UnknownWr1ter
783 Followers 929 Following American author, father and husband. Came here to promote my writing, got distracted by hashtag games. I always know where my towel is.
Andy “Brak & other .. @amerrill2
23K Followers 676 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I like food and watching TV. I’m so much fun, I make myself puke. I have a 57-year old bladder. I share too much about myself.
Comrade Sisko 🖖�.. @Pinko69420
13K Followers 5K Following Queer, Blerd, Commie, He/Him, #BLM #ACAB #ActuallyAutistic #StarTrek #StarWars #Marvel #DC #DoctorWho #Dune
Will Calhoun @WillCalhounDrum
9K Followers 355 Following 'Celebrating Elvin Jones' is now available for on iTunes! https://t.co/e0wPjkMuaq
Cirroc Lofton @CirrocL
35K Followers 66 Following Actor. Jake Sisko on Star Trek: DS9 and host of The 7th Rule Star Trek podcast. @7thRule - https://t.co/ym5xkqgUbS - Biz inquiries: [email protected]
Michael Caine @themichaelcaine
783K Followers 75 Following
IRC - International R.. @RESCUEorg
413K Followers 2K Following We respond to the world’s worst humanitarian crises and help people to survive, recover, and gain control of their future. Join us #StandWithRefugees.
Ointmental @Ointmental
1K Followers 1K Following 'Cartoon, Camera, Caffeine' freak with an awesome hental mealth. I may be older, but I am certainly not wiser. Don't believe a word I say unless you want to 😾
Steve Antony @MrSteveAntony
12K Followers 1K Following 24 books & counting. Author & Illustrator. Colour-blind. School Library Association Libraries Champion. CAT NAP & RAINBOWSAURUS out now!
Found Star Trek Episo.. @FoundEpisodes
4K Followers 256 Following Episodes you missed from 90’s Star Trek and beyond • Inspired by @TNG_S8 • me: @rfjason • I ❤️💉 😷 ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🚫🔫
snoopy and friends @snoopyandfrien6
8K Followers 5K Following This is a fan page of the Peanuts Comics Strips created by the late Charles M Schulz and is for entertainment purposes only.
portmanteau jones �.. @SadlyCatless
20K Followers 10K Following caregiver | hashtag host @HashtagJones1 @CrossyPondTags @CalmDownTags @FrikkinMisfits2 #BlackLivesMatter #StopAsianHate #LGBTQIAlly I have a cat
Johnsense. @Johnsense38
12K Followers 4K Following ⭕⭕⭕ just here for @stilljustAmy83, cats & dogs, baseball, Phish, and whatever else amuses me ⭕⭕⭕
Matthew Modine @MatthewModine
161K Followers 402 Following Birdy, Louden Swain, Pvt. Joker, Agent Mike Downey, Joe Slovak, Captain Dennis Dearborn, Dr. Don Francis, William Shaw, Vannevar Bush, Dr. Martin “Papa” Brenner
Trekkie Bill @trekkiebill
12K Followers 2K Following Trekkie, Union Man, Sub Rosa appreciator, Leftist, He/Him/Chief, Tuvix deserved to die, Sober, Lego. I swear a lot.
Sassparilla @Megatronic13
32K Followers 949 Following I really hope this whole twitter thing works out so I can finally start that cult. venmo: @megatronic13
sarah 🕸♡ @VampireGhuleh
97K Followers 11K Following horror lover 🔪 dreamer ☁️ writer ✒️ neurodiverse 🧠
First Contact Day Cou.. @VulcanCounter
9K Followers 563 Following Counting down the days to first contact with Vulcan, April 5, 2063. Live long and prosper, Humans.
Mike Stern @mikesternguitar
8K Followers 113 Following This is the OFFICIAL Twitter page for legendary guitarist Mike Stern.
Nicole Simone @nicolesimone
34K Followers 496 Following Dream Pop Surf Rock Artist. Invariable #Redhead. Turned a man into a newt once. I link stuff in my bio. https://t.co/WxmIlMgFzC
Elliot Easton @ElliotEastonEE
10K Followers 437 Following Official page of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame guitarist Elliot Easton of The Cars. Signature model designer, producer, songwriter.
Robin Trower @robintrower
13K Followers 90 Following Robin Trower - New album ‘Joyful Sky’ with @sarischorr out now. https://t.co/x2rFPBa3rm
Steve Shives @steve_shives
13K Followers 2K Following YouTuber. Co-host, Ensign's Log and Late Seating podcasts. Social justice advocate. Tries to do good. He/Him
Kate Mulgrew @TheKateMulgrew
250K Followers 426 Following The official account of Kate Mulgrew, actress and author.
Jonathan Frakes @jonathansfrakes
596K Followers 998 Following father, husband, director, producer, recovering actor
Robert Picardo @RobertPicardo
276K Followers 383 Following Actor, collectible, Planetary Society Board Member and host of The Planetary Post. https://t.co/w2u1NLFuCd
tim russ @timruss2
151K Followers 38 Following I have been working as an actor, director, musician, and voice-over artist for the past 39 years here in Los Angeles.
Trae Crowder @traecrowder
381K Followers 2K Following Comedian, renowned blood traitor, etc. The Liberal Redneck https://t.co/L53WJP0vNx
Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
1.1M Followers 983 Following "Being Henry The Fonz and Beyond"...My Autobiography …Is Out!
Melisa Hayes @MrsHayesfam
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697K Followers 700 Following #1 crocodilian influencer 🐊 merch: https://t.co/ZHXGOX6z5v alt: @gatorsafterdark
Larry Vaughn @Amity_Mayor
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Radio Felician Univer.. @radiofelician
98 Followers 69 Following from Felician University in NEW JERSEY - we are the home of 'Alternative Rock ... DONE RIGHT' available on iHeartRadio/TuneIn/Audacy & the Radio Felician App!
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
321K Followers 582 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu
31K Followers 391 Following Star Wars Enjoyer • Yes, I’m the Creed guy • Co-Host of A Space of Ice and Fire • Email - [email protected]
John Oates @JohnOates
44K Followers 910 Following Singer | Songwriter | Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Inductee | "Reunion" out now!
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan
1.5M Followers 4K Following British-American journalist. Editor-in-chief and CEO of new media company @zeteo_news. Subscribe here: https://t.co/sEC1ETyGtn
Willie Nelson @WillieNelson
697K Followers 264 Following Official Willie Nelson I didn't come here, and I ain't leaving. New Album, 'The Border,' Out May 31! https://t.co/kQ4jFEW71I
Spider-Man 1967 @Spider_Man_1967
2K Followers 572 Following The complete history of the original Spider-Man cartoon.
@staidindoors They seem cool to me. Something you'd see at like the fair
@Srirachachau every time i see one of their videos i go "hell yeah" but everyone else seems mad. i don't get it
I support all ska (?)
sorry to keep QTing this but you guys have to see the rap part of this song
The man who wrote the Arizona 1864 abortion law was apparently a serial child rapist. Yeah… once again those who scream the loudest about morality and piety…. They are the most disturbed.
Donald Trump, who I do not support, being forced to sit in a cold court room reminds me of how frigid the green room was on the Rachel Maddow show when the shitlibs were still willing to book me. by Glenn Greenwald
A fictional character’s death that you have NOT gotten over 😭
A fictional character’s death that you have NOT gotten over 😭
Pluto TV got stuck on this frame of Jackie Brown for like five minutes and I didn't even mind.
Look at this photo of Willie Nelson and The Electric Mayhem. You can just tell they’re gonna rock this joint And also play great music
@MartinOdimaJr So the teachers and case manager will get the parent’s full PLAAFP days in advanced, skim over it, and then show up to the meeting to listen to the mom and dad talk about the kid’s academic and behavior progress? Sounds great. Let us know how that goes for you.
Trump’s courtroom flatulence raises doubts about Biden’s diet and digestion
Just a reminder that you can watch my content for free. You can support me financially if you can, but I understand for many that's not an option, and the fact it entertains people is their true worth.
Anyways. That’s QUITE enough of all that. I’m heading out to celebrate in style by eating my own bodyweight in garlic bread. Be kind to each other, fuckheads ❤️
Bradley Cooper is playing this plane in his next movie
cybertruck septic tank fell off, got stuck in wheel, caused me to flip & scatter turds/willy wonka funko pops allover the highway killing me
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