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Tom Brady Sr remains a teetotaler.
"I was only at Orchids of Asia because Bill Belichick gave me a gift certificate." - Robert Kraft
Can confirm.
Michael Onwenu has agreed to a five-year, $155 million dollar deal with the Baltimore Ravens. Belichick cheaps out once again.
Jaguars trade for Pro Bowl QB, fleece Patriots for 6th round pick.
Is Jerod Mayo on the hot seat?
While Belichick and Brady were screaming that they love one another, they really meant the opposite.
It wasn't just that Bill drafted another QB that bothered Tommy. It was that Belichick had to pick the one guy that was more handsome than Tommy. Tom Brady Sr, The Dynasty, Episode 7.
Did Belichick orchestrate 9/11 so that Mo Lewis would take out Drew Bledsoe and allow Tom Brady, who Belichick also hated, to become the starter and win 6 SBs for NE? Robert Kraft believes Belichick was in contact with Bin Laden throughout the early days of the Patriots dynasty.
If the Patriots sign Mayfield, draft a QB and trade Mac, Eliot Wolf should be NFL Exec of the year. Belichick would never be that creative.
The replies. 🤣
Robert Kraft knows more football than Bill Parcells, Pete Carroll and Bill Belichick COMBINED
Robert Kraft about Super Bowl XXXVI: I felt Bill had let us down by starting Tom after Drew had rescued us in Pittsburgh the week before. Drew deserved to get the start and we would've won by more than three points, I'm sure of it.
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Coming up on Felger and Mazz….
Did Belichick orchestrate 9/11 so that Mo Lewis would take out Drew Bledsoe and allow Tom Brady, who Belichick also hated, to become the starter and win 6 SBs for NE? Robert Kraft believes Belichick was in contact with Bin Laden throughout the early days of the Patriots dynasty.
There’s no lie here
Did Belichick orchestrate 9/11 so that Mo Lewis would take out Drew Bledsoe and allow Tom Brady, who Belichick also hated, to become the starter and win 6 SBs for NE? Robert Kraft believes Belichick was in contact with Bin Laden throughout the early days of the Patriots dynasty.
Robert Kraft for head coach. Drew Bledsoe for QB1. At MINIMUM this will get us 22 more Super Bowls. Make it happen @Patriots!! #BringBackBledsoe
Robert Kraft knows more football than Bill Parcells, Pete Carroll and Bill Belichick COMBINED
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@NEMediaPitchbot Kraft has made billions yet learned nothing about the NFL and the Boston media since he bought the team
@TanyaRayFox Totally agree. The rabid media desperately trying to get him fired and the fans who follow in lock step with them has been nothing short of embarrassing. BB deserves so much better.
If this is Belichick’s last game as the head coach of the Patriots, he will have deserved much better than a season-long spectacle of fickle, whiny and often petulant fans and media acting like long-suffering losers. I will forever find it embarrassing. Coach forever.
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