Ok ok pause pause pause !!!! I love how they had to take a break at the half time ! Cuz I sure was dying of laughter too XDDD
Man I cant believe Shadow f*** Eggman's wife ! Never knew he had one ! And Rouge too ! Just to be clear Rouge also f**** his wife. Oh lgbtq yes. Shadow did not f*** her too XD Also he pissed on her. She's his wife now. And soon the world will also be all his XDDD
You bet Eggman was boiling like a fried egg ! He really was pissed ! And so he pissed on the moon ! Oh boy ! It's so strong, he literally cut the moon in half XDDD And he cant even remember last night XDDD
Eggman you really have a hangover problem ! Shadow is the one who wont remember shit ! Not you ! XD Oh also. His entrance, when he showed up and...Boom !!!! Explosions !! WOW ! How long have you been here ? 17 days ? - What ?! 3 years ?!
So for recap: Eggman has been stuck somewhere for a loooong time Cant get into his twitter - pfft. Log in...E.G.G. He has weed - dont ! And a hangover Shadow likes hot topic He & Rouge f*** Eggman's wife Yeah Eggman has a wife - she's Shadow wife now. And soon the word too
He marked his teritory. It's his now XD Rouge & Sonic are besties XD And she's a spy Oh yeah did I mention she's bi ? She loves Knuckles confirmed I guess Rouge loves everyone X3 And has the weed And Eggman...no weed & booze for you Oh and Maria betrayed Shadow ! OoO ToT
And this is only the first half I am dead. I cant anymore XDDD This is gonna be interesting Why did I never give it a try ? Me naysayer and my stubborness. NO ! ....ok fine ! Shadow ?!