Neema Naemi @NaemiNeema
mad scientist without a lab Joined May 2021-
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Controlling a submarine with this
hey sorry can’t make it out tonight something came up
@netflix STOP CANCELLING ALL YOUR ANIMATED PROJECTS THEN I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH FIFTEEN SEASONS OF BIG MOUTH!!!!!!!!!
she tommin on my jerry while i scooby her dooby doo
Bananas should scream when you peel them
At least once a month, I randomly remember that Dr Phil once invited the creator of the BumFights video series on his show to confront him about exploiting vulnerable people for financial gain—only for him to show up dressed up as Dr Phil & point out he does the same exact thing.
well they move fast
I’ve never been impressed by a rubik’s cube in my life because all it means is that you took the time to sit down and learn a rubik’s cube
It’s mens mental health month. It’s okay to ask for help. Your life matters.
So many cartoons had adult jokes I didn’t get as a kid. I didn’t understand the bit where Jerry hits Tom with a frying pan so hard his face turns into the shape of a frying pan until I was 23.
the way the supreme court followed the “gilded age” theme better than any of the celebrities that went to the MET gala
This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke. A real one.
stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is
Y’all think it’s funny to trash Morbius but what if you replaced Morbius with Women.
Be careful out there everyone. I had 2 Morbius tickets in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more.
The worlds moral compass has finally weighed in on the Will Smith slap
The worlds moral compass has finally weighed in on the Will Smith slap
Damn you, Paul Rudd.
Imagine if Will Smiths hand was a gun and he fired it at Chris Rock instead of slapping him. Not so funny now is it.
Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt
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Wuh-huW @Wuh_huW
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Vera Glover @glovera962
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琪琪 @dcDGhQPTLw1cSEe
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Greg Heffley @GregHeffleyburn
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Nature Is Weird @NaturelsWeird
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🌈ze.zima @ze_zima
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DreamWorks Animation @Dreamworks
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QUEEN OF STAINS @StainsQueen
3K Followers 2K Following It’s better to shit in the sink than sink in the shit. Jokes. Stories. A lot of stains.
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
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Rhys Darby @rhysiedarby
336K Followers 1K Following OFMD, season 2 out now. Co Host of The Cryptid Factor, Author of the Top Secret Buttons McGinty book series. Now on Cameo too btw.
animals going goblin .. @mischiefanimals
1.4M Followers 277 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
Mohanad Elshieky @MohanadElshieky
39K Followers 1K Following mgmt: [email protected] if you wanna see me perform in your city, join my mailing list: https://t.co/RFdbZvHxoI
I Think You Should Le.. @ITYSL_memes
73K Followers 990 Following You’re looking at a nude egg. Your #1 source for ITYSL news, memes, & content. I’m just like such a huge fan of ITYSL’s music AND its acting. Let’s slop ‘em up!
Skyler Higley @skyler_higley
26K Followers 998 Following standup/staff writer @midnight. formerly CONAN, @theonion.
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Dean Norris @deanjnorris
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CNN @CNN
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Dan Licata @danlicatasucks
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Dee Bradley Baker @deebradleybaker
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Hans Van Harken @hansvanharken
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BIFF WIFF 👕🧍 @REALBIFFWIFF
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Monica Franco 💭 @L0Litsmonica
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Brian Hull @BrianHullsVoice
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The bootleg copy of "Barbie" my friend and I were watching last night had spanish subtitles and I could not stop crying at the translation for "I am Kenough" 😭
Nathan Fielder is on strike
I was recently diagnosed with a host of neurodevelopmental disorders and learning disabilities! At 46! I go through the full diagnosis/prognosis on the @TheSunnyPodcast (which drops in 2 weeks) It’s not something I would normally talk about publicly but I figured there are…
STEVE HARVEY: Name something you do with your penis when you’re alone! ME: uhh…masturbate? STEVE:
guys, i'm in a submarine looking for the titanic rn and i think we took a wrong turn somewhere because this doesn't look right😰😰
WHATTTTT
Banging sounds heard during search for missing submersible on Tuesday, according to internal US government memo. cnn.it/42QbA4f
Controlling a submarine with this
june was fun but july is going off the rails
hey sorry can’t make it out tonight something came up
gonna tell my kids this was Imagine Dragons.
Breaking News: Pop icon Taylor Swift has joined the search for the missing titanic sub.
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Out there, it’s Max. But in this house it’s HBO.
this image has been on my computer for 3 years and i never get to post it but when i first saw it i laughed so hard my dog woke up
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