Neil Lowenthal @NeilLowenthal1
Neil's an alleged comedy writer. He & his twin Mark traffic in political humor & topics of equally bad taste. Contributor @sorrowscopes https://t.co/hjMYXwa7pO neilandmark.com Los Angeles, CA Joined September 2016-
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Pisces: Lift your spirits by lowering your expectations. No, lower than that. Keep going…
Aquarius: Think of a time in your life when you were happy. Remember: you’ll never be able to return to that.
Capricorn: You’ll find great success in writing a commercial jingle that drives at least three people to madness.
Sagittarius: Keep a song in your heart and some snacks in your pocket, for when you go missing in the catacombs on Thursday.
Scorpio: A “glass-half-full” optimism serves you well. We wish you’d checked what was in that glass, though. The outlook is…not good.
Libra: This will be a week to lift your spirits. Whiskey, vodka or tequila are good choices, but most anything with a strong alcohol content will do.
Virgo: Today, you'll experience a surge of disappointment as your grand plans crumble into tiny, irrelevant pieces. Maybe it's time to accept that the universe finds your endeavors as amusing as we do.
Leo: You'll get a taste of the rock & roll lifestyle this week when you die alone in a hotel bathtub.
Cancer: There is a special place for you in the great beyond, and someday you will discover it. Oddly, Dante didn’t mention it when he wrote about the other circles.
Gemini: In a world full of unkindness, there's honestly less directed at you than we expected.
Taurus: You are your own worst enemy but everyone else is tied for second place.
Aries: A cyborg sent from the future will help you redecorate.
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Pisces: Love can take many forms, but that pulsating, shimmering darkness in the corner of your bedroom is not one of them.
Aquarius: Wow. Just wow. What the stars have in store for you cannot be published on this app without an immediate lifetime ban.
Capricorn: You will make a new friend this week. Yes, they’re an imaginary friend, and yes, they will leave you just like everybody else.
Sagittarius: Your plants aren’t dying from lack of water. It’s out of spite.
Scorpio: Now would be a good time to buy duct tape, garbage bags and a cooler large enough to fit a body.
Wallis Weaver @wallisweaver
19K Followers 20K Following Liberal, book lover, amateur thinker, juicer, junk food and exercise enthusiast. I don't indulge idiots easily - esp when I'm the idiot. Dump Trump.kidsrfirst @KidsrfirstNet
9K Followers 9K Following Divorce is a difficult road but you need not journey alone. I am a divorced dad who got through it all, as did my two "kids". Proud to say they despise Trump.Danny @Mardigroan
12K Followers 2K Following My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores https://t.co/hbAuQ4HW1p (Avi by @Trixtopherduke)Nick A 🇨🇭🇺�.. @Nickyboy63
8K Followers 8K Following Locavore foodie, traveler, architectural and landscape historian. Can't wait until Rump and GOP enablers are in jail. Philly still runs in my blood.John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICADaniel,Monsieur Lafle.. @lafleurmtl
3K Followers 5K Following outdated French Canadian,accordeur de clavecins professionnel.autodidacte boulimique avec mauvaise digestion intellectuelle Twitter.comsearchWeasel307 @Weasel3071
13K Followers 13K Following 🌊 Doesn’t cost anything to be nice, try it! Dog Lover🥰Often prefer dogs over people. Just trying to be the best version of me. Kind, but don't underestimateDeb Good🇨🇦I sta.. @good_jarvis4
20K Followers 21K Following Crazy Canuck who supports Joe & Kamala Dog Lover /Springsteen Lover/ 🌈☮ Rams RedWings BlueJays Everything has a crack in it/That's how the light gets in. LCAnnette Montgomery @Annette_mont
5K Followers 5K Following CRE brkr, frmr. contract interior designer w arch. bckgrnd. - reading, gardens, museums, our nation, new challenges - next step screen/script reader. NO DMsCall Me V🧘🚴�.. @VeronicaSam13
9K Followers 10K Following Sunny is my 💝 and I'm her slave🐾🐾! Married #TeamPelosi #MarchForOurLives #BLM 🚫Lists 🇺🇲 Sicilian German Irish Czechit’s the double tru.. @Rewill251
7K Followers 8K Following Doing the right thing is expected. Stand for human rights. Adopt a shelter animal 🐶 🐱.Lisabug @Lisabug74
20K Followers 9K Following Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.norah~ small but migh.. @_Norah__D_
11K Followers 7K Following Unapologetically optimistic • Left of Center • Sometimes I post dirty memes • I cuss 😲 • No dick pics, ty • I post food pics 🍲 • Music = life • #TeamNormalLand Snark @snark_land
6K Followers 6K Following Follow me at https://t.co/HtorPOKlyl 🇺🇦 Okay, in hindsight, maybe “Left Snark” might have been better. #resistSeamus O'flaugherty @seamussaid
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8K Followers 6K Following The rampaging author of the Falhorne series of #darkfantasy novels, furiously showing off his brilliantly flawed works to the world! #fantasybooksUFO SPIRIT @ufo_spirit
231 Followers 285 Following I love ufos and they love my energy work to protect this planet. 💝👽⚡✨ Some help me, others watch and protect me. I am very blessed. 💝👽💝⚡🔥✨Deb Vermaas @debv219
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5K Followers 5K Following Had 16,000+ followers, all gone, back to the beginning, AKA Andy Slag. If you support Trump in any way, you are factually mentally compromised.Writing in Blue Ink �.. @WriteBlueInk
3K Followers 2K Following Time to save the country! #BidenHarris2024Ismael S Rodriguez Jr.. @IsmaelR77859620
37K Followers 37K Following I am a lifetime learner, Navy veteran, writer, poet, author, artist, occultist, and activist who has been diagnosed with schizophrenia. Merch coming soon 🔥L.A. Thomas Aspiring .. @LAThomasAuthor
18K Followers 18K Following Gif Queen 👑 Host of ‘Alpha Beta Critiquer’ & ‘Writing Competitions’ communities #writing #authorsofx #booktwt #readersofx 🌈 no unsolicited dmsCandlemore 🌊🌊�.. @CandlemoreComms
2K Followers 2K Following #DemsWin2024 #BlueWave2024 #BidenHarris2024Tori released The HOS.. @TCWestminster
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4K Followers 2K Following Still trying to figure it out... https://t.co/WIfJETwI7TW. M. @Minuteman04
19K Followers 19K Following Politics, sports, food, social commentary. Fan of all New England pro teams.Lisa Deraney @deraney6222
0 Followers 5 FollowingMia Whisper @mia_whispe84740
3 Followers 620 Following Create the life you can't wait to wake up to.Brant Lambermont @brantlambermont
5K Followers 6K Following 🇨🇦 Live to smile and be kind. Film/Music Editor for ages. No political party and have never worshipped anyone. Insanely proud Opa (grandpa). #KindnessMatters🌊🧚🏻♂️.. @Kimberly4Biden
2K Followers 630 Following REBUILDING.. Old acct got Suspended. DT and his allies should be lockD up #DEM #Voteblue #Bluewave #Strongertogether #JBiden #NoMagaCult NO Direct Message pls🚫Tales From The Baron @Poetryman551
28K Followers 12K Following 🎩 Direct descendant of P.T. Barnum 📚 Award Winning 🏆 #1 Best Selling Amazon Hot New Release in epic #poetry #author ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ https://t.co/cmyCCIcfcgDavid Gobrecht @gobr82549
3K Followers 3K Following 20 year retired USAF 1st Sgt. Love the US. Devout Democrat. NO MAGATS!!! Dog Lover. Nice Guy! Always a Resister!crappy_weatherman @crappyweatherm1
5K Followers 5K Following **WOKE** Dem opposing the GOP looting of working families! ☮️ Vote BLUE for America! Support Ukraine! Enuf GOP Bullshit! Lock Traitor Trump Up!us_Alexis_ @usAlexis174205
1 Followers 238 FollowingTenderWipes @TenderWipesUSA
1K Followers 659 Following TenderWipes are 100% natural wipes infused with an organic and soothing blend of aloe vera and tea tree.Creature Author @CreatureAuthor
28K Followers 15K Following Author of Creature Feature novels! Check my pinned for the latest on my wild and thrilling work. #IndieAuthor #WritingCommunity #Action #Thriller #Books乃丨Ꮆ千卂ㄒ爪.. @bigfatmemeyhead
2K Followers 2K Following Sarcastic stoic that’s calmer than you are. Most of the memes below are mine. Let me put this big boy in yo' life. That's right.Valerie Randall @Valerie03550549
2K Followers 3K Following Hate Trump, Vote Blue, Love Liam Nissan. Mom to 2 beautiful humans and three cats and a dogEllie Jay - Sarcastic.. @EllieJayWrites
21K Followers 14K Following I mix thrilling plots with sarcastic narration and slightly absurd goings out across fiction genres. Intrigued? You know you are.Angus the Bastard @AngusTheBastard
6K Followers 6K Following Nazi-hunting lion. Husband. Father. Papa. Future assassin. Recovering former Conservative. #MagaMocker #NeverTrump #Woke #AnimalWelfare #Atheist #BlueCrew 🌊DouglasBlueWave @DouglasBluewave
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15 Followers 786 FollowingElon @Elon1828361
147 Followers 1K FollowingDylan West @DylanWestAuthor
16K Followers 12K Following YA sci-fi author. Programmer. Ex navy nuclear operator. #WritingCommunity. Want a review swap? DM me! Click link below for a free sample of Scribes' Descent 👇Espeze @Espeze32
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11K Followers 8K Following Mom by day, writer by night. Author of “The Dream Tamer Chronicles” #amwriting #amediting #writingcommunityRebecca Weber🖌️�.. @RWeberWrites
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7K Followers 7K Following New Yorker living in NC, 4x Vax, Biden/Harris supporter, I Love Music & Art, Blue Voter. 🚫DMs.Susan DiCato @sdicato
2K Followers 4K Following SC free thinker interested in science and fiber arts. #Resistance. #Prochoice. #Votebluenomatterwho. Vaccines work. No DM's. No MAGATS. Follow me on Tribelsondra @onlyonecomment
5K Followers 6K Following True Blue💙 Ph.D Wannabe astronaut. Sci-Fi; world traveler; Dogs & All Creatures; Earth Abides. Good for a laugh! #democracy1st #SEBSFRIENDSLori Marinov @LoriMarino37870
0 Followers 5 FollowingAnn Richards’ Ghost @Stinkyfoot72
1K Followers 4K Following Those red pills will ruin your liver. 💙 Anti-Q, pro education, human rights. Recovering right-wing conspiracy theorist, severe case of TDS.Julie Petersen @JuliePeter80
1K Followers 1K Following Special Ed Teacher of 4th and 5th grade Students with Emotional Impairments. https://t.co/cc26tMiAnA💙💙Amelie @Amelie1225493
28 Followers 474 FollowingRami Hamze @HamzeRami
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2K Followers 4K Following #nomagats #tRumpwearsDepends I also love dogs more than people and I think #FamilyGuy deserves an Emmy. No DMs, and no ‘porn stars’.E.H. Wilde @eh_wilde
15K Followers 11K Following #Australian 🇦🇺 #writer ✍️ #catlover 🐈⬛ #winelover 🍷 #dancer💃 #Author of 📖 #TheMemoriesofEskarWilde - https://t.co/xWoge3PBanStoathet @stoathet84645
14 Followers 2K FollowingWallis Weaver @wallisweaver
19K Followers 20K Following Liberal, book lover, amateur thinker, juicer, junk food and exercise enthusiast. I don't indulge idiots easily - esp when I'm the idiot. Dump Trump.kidsrfirst @KidsrfirstNet
9K Followers 9K Following Divorce is a difficult road but you need not journey alone. I am a divorced dad who got through it all, as did my two "kids". Proud to say they despise Trump.Danny @Mardigroan
12K Followers 2K Following My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores https://t.co/hbAuQ4HW1p (Avi by @Trixtopherduke)Nick A 🇨🇭🇺�.. @Nickyboy63
8K Followers 8K Following Locavore foodie, traveler, architectural and landscape historian. Can't wait until Rump and GOP enablers are in jail. Philly still runs in my blood.John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICALittle Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennialKattsDogma @KattsDogma
10K Followers 793 Following avi by Picasso. header by Benjamin Moore. https://t.co/E819hK5ngm OR ➡️ https://t.co/0eeKwH89F4Daniel,Monsieur Lafle.. @lafleurmtl
3K Followers 5K Following outdated French Canadian,accordeur de clavecins professionnel.autodidacte boulimique avec mauvaise digestion intellectuelle Twitter.comsearchWeasel307 @Weasel3071
13K Followers 13K Following 🌊 Doesn’t cost anything to be nice, try it! Dog Lover🥰Often prefer dogs over people. Just trying to be the best version of me. Kind, but don't underestimateDeb Good🇨🇦I sta.. @good_jarvis4
20K Followers 21K Following Crazy Canuck who supports Joe & Kamala Dog Lover /Springsteen Lover/ 🌈☮ Rams RedWings BlueJays Everything has a crack in it/That's how the light gets in. LCAnnette Montgomery @Annette_mont
5K Followers 5K Following CRE brkr, frmr. contract interior designer w arch. bckgrnd. - reading, gardens, museums, our nation, new challenges - next step screen/script reader. NO DMsCall Me V🧘🚴�.. @VeronicaSam13
9K Followers 10K Following Sunny is my 💝 and I'm her slave🐾🐾! Married #TeamPelosi #MarchForOurLives #BLM 🚫Lists 🇺🇲 Sicilian German Irish Czechit’s the double tru.. @Rewill251
7K Followers 8K Following Doing the right thing is expected. Stand for human rights. Adopt a shelter animal 🐶 🐱.Lisabug @Lisabug74
20K Followers 9K Following Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.norah~ small but migh.. @_Norah__D_
11K Followers 7K Following Unapologetically optimistic • Left of Center • Sometimes I post dirty memes • I cuss 😲 • No dick pics, ty • I post food pics 🍲 • Music = life • #TeamNormalLand Snark @snark_land
6K Followers 6K Following Follow me at https://t.co/HtorPOKlyl 🇺🇦 Okay, in hindsight, maybe “Left Snark” might have been better. #resistSeamus O'flaugherty @seamussaid
12K Followers 5K Following genx southern-fried psalms and proverbs |pop https://t.co/QvykFxQYaC recent https://t.co/r6wsrNZ3K3Tristan Dineen @tristan_dineen
8K Followers 6K Following The rampaging author of the Falhorne series of #darkfantasy novels, furiously showing off his brilliantly flawed works to the world! #fantasybooksDavid C. McLean @DavidCMcLean1
9K Followers 6K Following Writer. I publish myself, Tanya Rakh, & others at Posthuman Poetry & Prose. Poems, novels, & manifestos with a focus on philosophy & goddess ♈ ♊ ♑ DMs ignored.Wayne Beeston @AWaynebeeston1
7K Followers 4K Following Self-published author, artist and avid viewer of historical, fantasy, science, nature and drama series.ThatCanadianGuy @CanadianDude222
5K Followers 5K Following Had 16,000+ followers, all gone, back to the beginning, AKA Andy Slag. If you support Trump in any way, you are factually mentally compromised.Maggie McCullough @MargaretCovey3
7K Followers 6K Following Author. Writer of Erotic Romance and Erotic Short Stories.❤️❤️Happily married for 50 years. 🚫No DMs 🚫 #writingcommunity #author #readercommunityDr.Sopna Author PhD @DrSopnaNair
2K Followers 1K Following Published #Author of "Here and Nowhere Else." Available now. Engineer by the day, writer by passion. Wife and a doting mum.Patti L Cook 🌹 @PattiLCook
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4K Followers 4K Following Committed to delivering a Congress to support the Biden-Harris second term agenda. Supporting candidates who primary the Squad is critical to our mission.Candace Lane Ⓥ #Tam.. @CandaceLane7
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24K Followers 13K Following Sassy, bossy, organized, and efficient mom, wife, educator, expat, and writer. #writer #writingcommunity #fiction #author ✒️📖 No personal DMs.LostinTranslation @kidnappedagain
4K Followers 2K Following Still trying to figure it out... https://t.co/WIfJETwI7TTori released The HOS.. @TCWestminster
22K Followers 21K Following #TheHost is out https://t.co/iNFHCTD5Ku Write #PsychologicalThrillers #AmWriting #Series, Co-Writing #NunsInCrocs, Judge for #ClaymoreAward by @KillerNashville🇺🇦 Scott #Biden.. @DemCastOR
26K Followers 27K Following Digital and real life activist fighting for democracy. Captain for #DemCast. #FreedomForUkraine #OneV1 Z30 #DemVoice1 #MobilizeForMidtermsW. M. @Minuteman04
19K Followers 19K Following Politics, sports, food, social commentary. Fan of all New England pro teams.Ismael S Rodriguez Jr.. @IsmaelR77859620
37K Followers 37K Following I am a lifetime learner, Navy veteran, writer, poet, author, artist, occultist, and activist who has been diagnosed with schizophrenia. Merch coming soon 🔥Dave @NuzwurthyDave
2K Followers 3K Following Democracy driven Disabled Vietnam Veteran. Opinionated thinker. Same wife 52 years.Brant Lambermont @brantlambermont
5K Followers 6K Following 🇨🇦 Live to smile and be kind. Film/Music Editor for ages. No political party and have never worshipped anyone. Insanely proud Opa (grandpa). #KindnessMattersMates of the Alliance @MatesofAlliance
22K Followers 17K Following I exhausted my TBR list.Began writing Kairn at the start of Covid. Dog /cat/ donkey/ bull lover.RT not reflect my own views. Happily Mated. No DMs pleaseJeffrey Vernon Matuch.. @Crash_Shadow_
43K Followers 25K Following The Works of Jeffrey Vernon Matucha, author, marathoner, software engineer, and survivor of club scenes in San Francisco! #WritersCommunity #WriterslifeEryn McConnell is wri.. @McconnellEryn
8K Followers 830 Following Dragon Writer, Non-Genre Specific Freak, Tea Drinker, Haribo fiend. Agender/Aro-Ace/ADHD/Aphantasia They/Their https://t.co/rNNTCKnCCMArizona Crusader ™�.. @ArizonaCrusader
7K Followers 6K Following People want me off social media to protect me...nah to protect themselves. I'm a loose cannon. Shit happens.Mari (Barack Hussein .. @TheRealMariSinn
2K Followers 2K Following Anti-Trump because I'm Pro-Democracy. I tend to like and retweet. Mute me if you see me too often. #BlueCrew #VoteBlue Blocked by @KariLake No DMs please.Graphic Pro @GraphicPro2020
13K Followers 4K Following I'm mostly experienced in designing marketing materials (book cover, book cover design, ebook cover, amazon kindle cover, book formatting, etc.)crappy_weatherman @crappyweatherm1
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17K Followers 15K Following Proud Democrat committed to protecting our democracy and fighting for social justice #VoteBlueNoMatterWho #LGBT #GunControl #ClimateChange #AntiFascist #UkraineTyler McBrien @TylerMcBrien
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28K Followers 12K Following 🎩 Direct descendant of P.T. Barnum 📚 Award Winning 🏆 #1 Best Selling Amazon Hot New Release in epic #poetry #author ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ https://t.co/cmyCCIcfcglookthroughmy❦LoveQ.. @lookthroughmy
14K Followers 6K Following I love y'all weird, bold, shy, forever. Art, science, music, nature. Dream and wish. Value learner. Français / English / World. #amwriting #LoveQuantumDavid Gobrecht @gobr82549
3K Followers 3K Following 20 year retired USAF 1st Sgt. Love the US. Devout Democrat. NO MAGATS!!! Dog Lover. Nice Guy! Always a Resister!Creature Author @CreatureAuthor
28K Followers 15K Following Author of Creature Feature novels! Check my pinned for the latest on my wild and thrilling work. #IndieAuthor #WritingCommunity #Action #Thriller #BooksEllie Jay - Sarcastic.. @EllieJayWrites
21K Followers 14K Following I mix thrilling plots with sarcastic narration and slightly absurd goings out across fiction genres. Intrigued? You know you are.🌊🧚🏻♂️.. @Kimberly4Biden
2K Followers 630 Following REBUILDING.. Old acct got Suspended. DT and his allies should be lockD up #DEM #Voteblue #Bluewave #Strongertogether #JBiden #NoMagaCult NO Direct Message pls🚫L.A. Thomas Aspiring .. @LAThomasAuthor
18K Followers 18K Following Gif Queen 👑 Host of ‘Alpha Beta Critiquer’ & ‘Writing Competitions’ communities #writing #authorsofx #booktwt #readersofx 🌈 no unsolicited dmsDylan West @DylanWestAuthor
16K Followers 12K Following YA sci-fi author. Programmer. Ex navy nuclear operator. #WritingCommunity. Want a review swap? DM me! Click link below for a free sample of Scribes' Descent 👇Espeze @Espeze32
7K Followers 6K Following An amateur author, dreamer, obsessive cross stitcher, jewellery hoarder and the real cause for many public indecency laws ;) Please no unsolicited DM'sElena Carter @Elena__Carter__
11K Followers 8K Following Mom by day, writer by night. Author of “The Dream Tamer Chronicles” #amwriting #amediting #writingcommunityValerie Randall @Valerie03550549
2K Followers 3K Following Hate Trump, Vote Blue, Love Liam Nissan. Mom to 2 beautiful humans and three cats and a dogEl Gato de NC 💙 �.. @El_Gato_de_NC
7K Followers 7K Following New Yorker living in NC, 4x Vax, Biden/Harris supporter, I Love Music & Art, Blue Voter. 🚫DMs.Susan DiCato @sdicato
2K Followers 4K Following SC free thinker interested in science and fiber arts. #Resistance. #Prochoice. #Votebluenomatterwho. Vaccines work. No DM's. No MAGATS. Follow me on TribelAngus the Bastard @AngusTheBastard
6K Followers 6K Following Nazi-hunting lion. Husband. Father. Papa. Future assassin. Recovering former Conservative. #MagaMocker #NeverTrump #Woke #AnimalWelfare #Atheist #BlueCrew 🌊sondra @onlyonecomment
5K Followers 6K Following True Blue💙 Ph.D Wannabe astronaut. Sci-Fi; world traveler; Dogs & All Creatures; Earth Abides. Good for a laugh! #democracy1st #SEBSFRIENDSJulie Petersen @JuliePeter80
1K Followers 1K Following Special Ed Teacher of 4th and 5th grade Students with Emotional Impairments. https://t.co/cc26tMiAnA💙💙Rami Hamze @HamzeRami
12K Followers 9K Following Aspiring author • #amwriting my debut novel • Literary/existential fiction • English/Arabic • Full-time writer in 2023 • #writingcommunityBryonyBest @bryony_best
22K Followers 15K Following Author ✍️ Reader 👩🏫 Mindfulness 🧘♀️Addiction Recovery ❤️🩹 Sober as a Judge 👩⚖️Rebecca Weber🖌️�.. @RWeberWrites
36K Followers 30K Following 📚SCBWI Author - THE PAINTER'S BUTTERFLY (@ArtemesiaGeoff)/Beta reader/@litkidsmagazine founder/🏠 flipper/Bostie & girl mom/#MGpies #YANationLarry Likewise @LarryLikewise
112 Followers 487 Following High dudgeon. Interested in #gettingmoney. Obsessed with '70s ballers and finding out who my dad is.Blue like the ocean @cathyjgahanart
27K Followers 27K Following #Resist4Democracy Human Rights/Social Justice #VoteBlue Save the Planet #GunReform Animal lover #VotingRights #IStandWithUkraine No DMs pleasei power washed the moss off my mother-in-law's back porch. it sounds wrong, i know.
@Sorrowscopes Sounds about right. Why not? Salty or sweet?
@Merman_Melville @OutOnTheMoors But you can buy a solid gold helmet to soften that particular blow. And, who knows, maybe a new brain too.
@Sorrowscopes Finally some solid advice.
@Sorrowscopes I guess it’s time to break out the Cowboy.
@Sorrowscopes this week, i shall be identifying as a libra 👍
SORRY THESE ARE LATE MY STEPDAD THREW MY LAPTOP IN THE KOI POND
I have no idea how much cream cheese “normal people” put on a bagel. I know how much I put on and it feels like too much
If Trump testifies on Monday, this may be a real 'stock up on popcorn' day.
"Judge threatens to throw Trump out of court during E. Jean Carroll testimony" and in a related story... "My 3-year-old son just gets angrier when I try to calm his tantrums" make of this what you will
@NeilLowenthal1 Does he have blond hair? If he does, deny him!
@Sorrowscopes Wtf does that mean? Here's my sign ♋️
@Sorrowscopes @NeilLowenthal1 Them fighting words 🤣