Devin Nunes’ Alt-Mom @NunesAlt
#antiSLAPP advocate Not-so-proud alt-mom of Libel Tourist, and former Congressman, Devin Nunes. (Yes, it's parody) BlueSky: @nunesalt.bsky.social Not Virginia Joined March 2019-
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They already changed the locks, bro
What if “drain the swamp” was always just about farting?
This is how you cut vegetables if you wish to shorten your fingers
This is how you cut vegetables if you wish to shorten your fingers
Mine has a tavern
If Rudy Giuliani was able to give @JennaEllisEsq covid with his farts, just imagine what Donald Trump’s Kentucky fried swamp butt can do in a crowded courtroom.
If Rudy Giuliani was able to give @JennaEllisEsq covid with his farts, just imagine what Donald Trump’s Kentucky fried swamp butt can do in a crowded courtroom. https://t.co/dNrjXig4zz
Air Biscuit Ceausescu
50 years later, still no trickle
50 years later, still no trickle
TBF I wanted to fire him from the Devin Nunes campaign
And here we thought Donald Trump didn't have a health care plan
And here we thought Donald Trump didn't have a health care plan
This reminds me of the time Devin Nunes said he was submit criminal referrals to the Attorney General back in 2019. Whatever happened to that, @DevinNunes? I didn’t hear any follow up.
This reminds me of the time Devin Nunes said he was submit criminal referrals to the Attorney General back in 2019. Whatever happened to that, @DevinNunes? I didn’t hear any follow up.
Narrator: “No”
If only they had called me. #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot Please retweet.
If only they had called me. #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot Please retweet.
Following the release of FART on the House floor, Republicans quickly moved to create the Quality Ubiquitous Emergency Exits Forum.
Following the release of FART on the House floor, Republicans quickly moved to create the Quality Ubiquitous Emergency Exits Forum.
Imagine if you will a man whose body cannot under any circumstances produce dopamine to sate his brain's reward system. Imagine that same man is also sociopathic criminal. Now imagine he is the fucking president. rawstory.com/donald-trump-c…
Thanks to @SRuhle for profiling the Republican Party’s Transition to Autocracy, Project 2025. We must make it a household name.
OJ just died again
@NunesAlt Here’s a picture of his award certificate.
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Slowly coming to the painful realization that the former President of the United States might have committed a crime.
@RonFilipkowski He has investigative experience? The anonymously written Twitter accounts known as “Devin Nunes’ cow” and “Devin Nunes’ Alt-Mom” were among his first targets when the congressman launched a barrage of lawsuits in 2019 against media companies and people that he alleged skewed…
@RonFilipkowski The Presidential Records Act allows him to take it.
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This dumb cunt.
If you don’t pay taxes you shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Why should you have control over a system you don’t contribute into?
This evangelical is over Trump. 👇 Calls his Bible disgusting.
Wherever three are gathered in His name…
@atrupar There was no one to turn away. Total Trump supporters: three. 🥴
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Conway: The most important thing my kids can inherit is living in a constitutional democracy. And that was the moment that I said, I have to do everything I can. I'm going to give the maximum and I'm not going to regret it. I mean, I'll regret not doing it
I overslept and just got here. Are all the leaking Pecker jokes taken?
Please commit all crimes before the age of 70. Respect your elders. They need sunlight, exercise, and porn stars to bang. By
Watters: Trump needs exercise. He’s usually golfing and you’re going to put a man who’s almost 80 sitting in a room like this on his butt for all that time? It’s not healthy. He needs sunlight. He needs activity. It’s really cruel and unusual punishment