octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes linktr.ee/octopuscaveman Joined July 2017-
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thinking about this
There was a man hunched over by a trash can and I heard sniffling and thought he was crying so I said “hey man are you alright” and he turned around and he was doing lines off a book. Pretty sure he’s doing alright.
Sometimes I’ll try and motivate someone by saying “you got this” but honestly I’m not sure if they “got this.” Sometimes I’m almost positive they don’t have it at all.
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I’ll never hear Mayonnaise again without thinking of John R.
I’ll never hear Mayonnaise again without thinking of John R. https://t.co/a5LQGLLoUg
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Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now
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IT’S A BIRD!!!! IT’S A PLANE!!! NO—It’s
This emergency exit is so happy
People always say beans make you fart but that’s not true. Beans make you gassy. Whether or not you choose to fart is between you and God.
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@octopuscaveman he is so loved by all in the shop!!!
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thank you @octopuscaveman for another banger!
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giving my final presentation on 11th-15th century aphrodisiacs and did not realize where my zoom window was placed 😐😭
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This might be my single favorite Far Side just because it illustrates how Larson could tell a full story without an ounce of fat on it
I’ve always imagined this is the traditional greeting on whatever planet David Bowie was actually from
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@MajorT0M @BiggusD24951807 @octopuscaveman It would much less confusing if it was
My sister is scheduled for her colon cancer surgery at noon today. May the doctor’s do a great job of getting all of the cancer out🙏
Texas does not have wolves or amount Rushmore. So yes, confusing
This shirt is confusing for several reasons
@octopuscaveman Have you not seen our Mount Rushmore replica? It’s just outside Corpus Christi, made of oyster shells.
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@octopuscaveman When it comes to sex, the Japanese cultural baseline is set to weird.
Art requires mindset.
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@octopuscaveman Everyone knows that mt Rushmore is actually in NY
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