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Back in my day, people used to read bios. And write them. Without quietly sobbing into their martinis. https://t.co/d7lRl2psav @[email protected] twitter.com/search?q=from:… Inside Carmen SanDiego & Waldo Joined June 2010-
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Dogs: loyal and loving Birds: melodious Fish: reduce stress Cats: chew cords and throw up on carpet Me: I’ll take two cats please!
We need to STOP running DOOM on new things and START putting new things into DOOM. For example, today I added micro-transactions to the original game. Any time you pick up an item, the game freezes until you make a payment.
not the meteor just hit 😭😭😭
I’m just three skills away from being a triple threat.
did you wake up this morning and hope for kindness, like i did?
“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will probably devastate me I’m very sensitive.
Everyday can be April Fool’s when your life is a joke.
🎶 Coming out of my cave And I've been doing just fine 🎵 - Jesus
Now that unTruth Social is a publicly traded company, you guys should go visit their headquarters down in Sarasota, Florida. It is replete with all of the hallmarks of a multi-billion dollar tech company like empty offices and no employees.
He says being South African…
So if we don’t “tweet” anymore, do we seXt?
Spice up your sex life by exclaiming “I’m arriving” instead.
Another day, another *guttural screaming*
Shane @shanethevein
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191K Followers 173K Following We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • Those who know do not tweet. Those who tweet do not know. • Tweet less, feel better.M @hoopahoep
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3K Followers 4K Following Union Democrat, sarcasm is a must! three of my best friends are actual republicans. I don’t know what this current crop is. #TheGreatGazooHasSpoken #voteblueTim McGilly @TimMcgilly
7 Followers 48 FollowingShane @shanethevein
18K Followers 3K Following I don't care about politics, especially yours. Padres fan.Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekKPugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
75K Followers 16K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundationScott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4Lisabug @Lisabug74
20K Followers 9K Following Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoRed Velvet Sin @DontTouchMyWine
12K Followers 630 Following Recently expelled from anger management class, and enjoys punching people in the throat. I want to be the reason they never find your body.Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwguRock⚡️God @redpawn3
8K Followers 5K Following An actual Rock⚡️God. Open and notorious declaration since 2010.CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
191K Followers 173K Following We huddle together & tweet for courage in the dark • Those who know do not tweet. Those who tweet do not know. • Tweet less, feel better.M @hoopahoep
2K Followers 1K Following Please don’t read my tweets. This is my personal outlet for any thoughts or emotions and it doesn’t work on private. I have to shout it into the void.Canadian Made 💎 @kimwilliamz
9K Followers 6K FollowingJohn Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICAIvsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2kScott-The GrooveMeist.. @scott_towel
7K Followers 6K Following Tweeting from my House of Misfit Stray AnimalsMark Hamill @MarkHamill
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3K Followers 5K Following Ban all semi automatic guns with detachable magazines Ban all handguns No gun = No shootingCraig Booth @cmb
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6K Followers 253 Following Coordinates air/marine SAR in Central Canada - Coordonner les missions SAR aérienne/maritime au Canada centrale Terms: https://t.co/XvIrrAIZ7t / https://t.co/83WTcTfgdECarol 🌱 @Carolcdt
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a 13 year old commissioned me to bring their fnaf oc to life and they are so happy, i feel so honored 😭
Here’s you being a horrible transphobe
Hear me out… what if we were all kind to each other, even if we disagree on stupid shit?
Since pride month is coming up in a month, here’s a reminder that most corporations don’t actually care about pride
Dogs: loyal and loving Birds: melodious Fish: reduce stress Cats: chew cords and throw up on carpet Me: I’ll take two cats please!
@gvy_dvpont Ah yes, DOOM Ubisoft Edition Remastered
@gvy_dvpont Congratulations! You have a job offer from EA.
@gvy_dvpont @Star_Forge_Pool EA watching this like:
@gvy_dvpont Doom updated for American audiences.
@gvy_dvpont What happened to the good old days of adding Barney, or Aliens to doom!
This is my entry for the Boston Stupid Shit Nobody Needs & Terrible Ideas hackathon. The game is actually modified! I jammed libcurl into the chocolate doom source port and wrote a little python server to generate qr codes and handle the payment info.
We need to STOP running DOOM on new things and START putting new things into DOOM. For example, today I added micro-transactions to the original game. Any time you pick up an item, the game freezes until you make a payment.
the next carrot they dangle will be even better