Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle bit.ly/PFT-VOD HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A. Joined November 2008-
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A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.
A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.
I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662
All I want in this life is this show. @Kulap 🤙🏻
I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps
I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps
Spirit after the Southwest cancellations
Great to see @joshgondelman in NYC! We haven’t been in the same room since a Doug Loves Movies about 5 years ago or so
It’s your last weekend to stream the live show! Available until 1/2: bit.ly/TAHstream Starring @PFTompkins @pagetpaget @MarcEvanJackson @hallublin @Annie_Savage @autumnreeser @janetvarney @cackowski @MarkGags & Joshua Malina and special guests!
this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered
Uh oh, did we go viral again?
Uh oh, did we go viral again? https://t.co/6XLXKyfRJ9
Okay a few days left before the end of the year, let’s try to nail it down: what is the greatest song of all time? We will categorize every single song from ALL genres until there’s a winner, declared at midnight on Jan 1 2023. First two:
I can’t believe George Santos said he played Data.
Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹
A classic #AccidentalPartridge
Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACNewman, @PFTompkins, @nellie_mckay & more bit.ly/BVAimeeTed1222…
Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACNewman, @PFTompkins, @nellie_mckay & more bit.ly/BVAimeeTed1222… https://t.co/RLXRryrBYh
the good people at Samsung truly have lived in a house and used a fridge before
Today is the 160th anniversary of the largest mass execution in u.s. history, carried out on the orders of The Great Emancipator, abraham lincoln.
It was great to be on stage with @aimeemann again at the Wilbur Theater! Hey, if anyone was at the show and has any information about the… event that happened in the middle of the show, maybe let us know? Joke answers will, of course, be endured but not enjoyed.
Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman
267K Followers 181 Following Host of @ComedyBangBang. co-host of R U Talkin’ R.E.M. RE: ME & @threedomusa. Co-creator/Director of Between Two Ferns. Co-founded @earwolf.
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon
214K Followers 292 Following director and comedian and musician and writer (the good place, new warriors, late late show, amber ruffin show, strange planet, neon, + more)
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
David Sims @davidlsims
64K Followers 1K Following we are in a cage (Staff Writer @TheAtlantic | Host @blankcheckpod)
Doug Benson @DougBenson
722K Followers 710 Following Free podcasts: @DougLovesMovies & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS GDWH on Patreon for only $4.20/month. https://t.co/h5TSWUbCfz https://t.co/mFxyG8qFq1 for tour dates
Comedy Bang Bang @ComedyBangBang
137K Followers 1K Following Comedy Bang! Bang! is a podcast with episodes every Monday on @earwolf and a TV show from @IFC. Hosted by @scottaukerman
Mike Hanford @MikeHanford
33K Followers 176 Following
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
109K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request.
Paul Scheer @paulscheer
764K Followers 3K Following 📕Pre-Order My Book, “Joyful Recollections of Trauma” wherever books are sold. 🎧Listen to How Did This Get Made & Unspooled 📝 https://t.co/dSVJWA7lFY
Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell
52K Followers 1K Following Writer: @rickandmorty / @thetwilightzone / @creepshowtv / SNL / Eric Andre Show. Podcast: @getplayedpod / Comedy: @cwwhoseline / Hebecky Drysbell. She/Her/It
Lily Sullivan @LilyYily
27K Followers 1K Following HR Ghost Margo "Spirited"/ "This Book Changed My Life" CBBWorld/“Going Deep" Stitcher / "I Think You Should Leave" Nachos Lady / KJ "The Righteous Gemstones"
Michael Swaim @SWAIM_CORP
62K Followers 952 Following A real hoopy frood you should sass who knows where his towel's @. Small Beans | IGN | Cracked
Griffin Newman @GriffLightning
44K Followers 1K Following • “Griffin” on @BlankCheckPod • “Watto” on @GLucasTalkShow • “Orko” on @MastersOfficial • “Arthur” on @TheTickTV • “Pip” in @Enchanted
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
tamkinkhan240 @tamkinkhan5944
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Tiffany Marshall @TMarshall44677
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John Macha @JohnMacha722841
1 Followers 44 Following
mady @madymnyamwez99
31 Followers 183 Following
Joey...? but in April.. @_joey_a03_
384 Followers 2K Following Game Design student at Sheridan College. Game Designer, Programmer, and pixel enthusiast. I swear I'm funny in person. Games Programmer for @DominoTheory_ 🇵🇭
Demetris Honeycoombe @DHoneycoom24272
0 Followers 4 Following
🍉Lillibet_4932🖕.. @RelLizzaNizza
255 Followers 4K Following ✨Mabey it’s Maybelline, mabey it’s an inability to regulate dopamine✨ . She / Her🔸BLM 🌈Bonnaroo🦩 Student📚 ~Personal 💩 acct or whateva
Pandalus Lostus @alaskabrett
230 Followers 1K Following Live in AK, love winter. Teacher of science and fish slayer for profits in the summer. Family, Outdoors, Adventure.
Mathieu Roussel @Mathieu84850520
25 Followers 13 Following
wetandwild09 @conde_beve65245
46 Followers 301 Following Im a simple person with a good heart I'm a freelance model
STARMAC Magazine @StarmacP23974
16 Followers 268 Following General Arkady Grigorovich Ourumov. Hero of the Soviet Union, Commander of Russia's Space Division. In search of Boris Grishenko, a geeky computer programmer.
Oscar Moseley @moseley_oscar
42 Followers 66 Following i glare at fascists, bigots and the dishonest
Tim @OhmygoshitsTim
63 Followers 415 Following My name is Tim G. and I get respect. Your cash and your jewellery is what I expect.
Angela Willis @AngelaWill70547
0 Followers 6 Following
Sandy Stauffacher @sassafrasspantz
30 Followers 255 Following She/Her 💗💛💙 Writer with sass and a modicum of class. Loves comedy, syfy, podcasts, fantasy RPG, and other stuff and junk. Progress and not perfection!
Jonathan Griffiths @DnD_G33K
15 Followers 111 Following
BLee @art_blew
21 Followers 96 Following
Amanda Brown @AmandaBrow24332
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Christina Johnson @ChristinaJ8088
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🏳️⚧️ the .. @thebestmothman
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Michael Walker @MichaelWal31401
5 Followers 42 Following
Stacy Rainville @Stacy9316770069
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Josh Monk-Paulino (Th.. @megastorm6000
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han han @hanhan1558113
43 Followers 161 Following
Jim Conroy @jimconroy17
797 Followers 750 Following Huckleberry Hound and Captain Caveman for #jellystone Ollie the Onion for #cupheadshow and as always, #ruffruffman
IvyInfinite_ @IInfinite77014
18 Followers 470 Following
Jazzathehut 🍉 @JarrodIsBack
48 Followers 673 Following He/They 23-years-old 🇦🇺 🌈 Member. 🏳️⚧️ Ally. 🤷♂️Dumbass with a Philosophy Degree. 🚩Age of Sigmar player and painter. 🌑J'azih Tiath on Famfrit.
Christine S @ChristineS8766
0 Followers 24 Following
Sophie @Sophie12120304
4 Followers 53 Following
K$VIN @ohitsjustkevin
131 Followers 1K Following 31? 🏳️🌈. hey boy are you a tire? because i have no idea how to change you and i don’t really want to learn. (He/Him).
HinkHall @HansMolemannnnn
5 Followers 133 Following
St @alchemist_btc
4 Followers 229 Following
Clarke Emilia @ClarkeEmil12771
1 Followers 13 Following
DesPKeeble @DesKeeble
147 Followers 47 Following
Wrenley @Wrenleyley
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Brad Waldraff @bswald92
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman
267K Followers 181 Following Host of @ComedyBangBang. co-host of R U Talkin’ R.E.M. RE: ME & @threedomusa. Co-creator/Director of Between Two Ferns. Co-founded @earwolf.
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon
214K Followers 292 Following director and comedian and musician and writer (the good place, new warriors, late late show, amber ruffin show, strange planet, neon, + more)
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
David Sims @davidlsims
64K Followers 1K Following we are in a cage (Staff Writer @TheAtlantic | Host @blankcheckpod)
Doug Benson @DougBenson
722K Followers 710 Following Free podcasts: @DougLovesMovies & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS GDWH on Patreon for only $4.20/month. https://t.co/h5TSWUbCfz https://t.co/mFxyG8qFq1 for tour dates
Comedy Bang Bang @ComedyBangBang
137K Followers 1K Following Comedy Bang! Bang! is a podcast with episodes every Monday on @earwolf and a TV show from @IFC. Hosted by @scottaukerman
Mike Hanford @MikeHanford
33K Followers 176 Following
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
109K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request.
Paul Scheer @paulscheer
764K Followers 3K Following 📕Pre-Order My Book, “Joyful Recollections of Trauma” wherever books are sold. 🎧Listen to How Did This Get Made & Unspooled 📝 https://t.co/dSVJWA7lFY
Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell
52K Followers 1K Following Writer: @rickandmorty / @thetwilightzone / @creepshowtv / SNL / Eric Andre Show. Podcast: @getplayedpod / Comedy: @cwwhoseline / Hebecky Drysbell. She/Her/It
Lily Sullivan @LilyYily
27K Followers 1K Following HR Ghost Margo "Spirited"/ "This Book Changed My Life" CBBWorld/“Going Deep" Stitcher / "I Think You Should Leave" Nachos Lady / KJ "The Righteous Gemstones"
Griffin Newman @GriffLightning
44K Followers 1K Following • “Griffin” on @BlankCheckPod • “Watto” on @GLucasTalkShow • “Orko” on @MastersOfficial • “Arthur” on @TheTickTV • “Pip” in @Enchanted
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
river buddy butcher �.. @rivbutcher
106K Followers 2K Following comedy central half hour "a different kind of dude" streaming 1.27 https://t.co/47zAFADQ9V
Sophie Aldred @sophie_aldred
47K Followers 262 Following aka Maureen, Dennis the Menace, Tree Fu Tom, Ace..... oh, and the most important, Mrs Henderson and Mummy
Janet Fielding @jfmouthonlegs
29K Followers 546 Following Tegan (aka The Mouth on Legs) in Dr Who, ceo of Project MotorHouse, former ceo of WFTV UK, also former actors' agent and an arachnowuss.
Nana Visitor @NanaVisitor
127K Followers 375 Following storyteller. https://t.co/dWLpn9a0n3 /nana-visitor-custom-signed-art-prints https://t.co/DAAuqt8oD6, Instagram https://t.co/7Wx3yyvCJl where I’m Mama Nana
Frances *Deadly Sover.. @FrancesMFDanger
8K Followers 4K Following Mvskoke/Semvnole. Daughter of Kaccvlke. Tweets are my own but I'm totally right. RT are either endorsements or judgements.
Niko Stratis @nikostratis
18K Followers 3K Following Sober trans broad. Culture writer. Former smoker. I have a new podcast called Blue Eyes Crying By The Chips. Offline for now. she/her
Ian Boothby @IanBoothby
4K Followers 2K Following he, him/cartoonist The New Yorker/ writer supER, Exorsisters, Mannequin on the Moon, Sparks! /performer The Critical Hit Show/ Sneaky Dragon
laura reineke @ohonestly
2K Followers 948 Following 😌🙃 RYE-nuh-key. nyc via ohio. brand marketer, producer @youcantdohockey, morning person. hockey, f1, baseball, theater, aew. she/her
Tyler Parker @tylrparkr
11K Followers 1K Following writer @ringer // wrote a novel, link's around here somewhere
speed caser @caseydonahue
2K Followers 596 Following Video @headgum. I make movies. https://t.co/ZdPLzh77VQ
Brett White @brettwhite
6K Followers 2K Following Senior reporter/producer for @decider 📺 Host of @MustHaveSeenTV 🎙 Biographer of @HaydenRorke 🏳️🌈 Drag as @BarbHardly 💃🏻 (he/him)
Jen Grünwald @jengrunwald
9K Followers 743 Following "Salty, to say the least." Director of Production & Special Projects at Marvel Comics but this is NOT a Marvel-sponsored twitter!
Bryce Durbin @dicebourbon
1K Followers 788 Following Illustrator/designer for @TechCrunch, FOT, midwesterner. [email protected]
Megan Rosenbloom 📚 @LibraryatNight
13K Followers 646 Following Librarian & Author of DARK ARCHIVES: A LIBRARIAN’S INVESTIGATION INTO THE SCIENCE & HISTORY OF BOOKS BOUND IN HUMAN SKIN @picadorUSA / @fsgbooks Rep @annasproul
Dan Scanlon @MrDanScanlon
14K Followers 141 Following Director of PIXAR’S ONWARD & MONSTERS UNIVERSITY. Executive helper INSIDE OUT 2, SOUL & TURNING RED. (He/him)
Ken Reid @KennethWReid
8K Followers 1K Following Pop culture damaged man. Too cynical for placebos All views and statements are my own and do not reflect any organization or businesses.
Brian Flood @BFloodBLaw1
324 Followers 188 Following Legal Intelligence Reporter @BLaw, mostly covering #internationaltrade. He/him. Retweets aren't endorsements
Eric Schulmiller @ericbop
2K Followers 1K Following Cantor/Writer/Ice cream eater Words for: @newyorker @NYTMag @mcsweeneys @awl @Slate @TheAtlantic @jdforward he/him
alison foreman @alfaforeman
1K Followers 1K Following film & tv features writer @indiewire | [email protected] | GALECA | WGAE | https://t.co/Iz6UoH1nYE 🐀💖 | prev @theavclub @mashable | (she/they)
Ryan Waniata 🇺🇦 @ryanwaniata
39K Followers 1K Following Writer, Editor, and Consultant @Me | formerly @Reviewed/@USATODAY and @DigitalTrends | Music@ https://t.co/jLb3hOCmBR | Movie Junky | Outdoor Imbiber
Lawrence Messina @lmessina
3K Followers 1K Following It is the dream, the hope, that makes the reality worth living. @SDWVnews PAO. Was: @WVHomeland, @AP. '91, @WheelingU54 #FreeAustinTice #FreeEvan #VaccinesWork
no sir i dont like it @drinkofwater
1K Followers 1K Following Cynical optimist. Big eyebrow energy. proudly unverified
Brett @BrettRedacted
7K Followers 999 Following I host a show about horror movies @thenewflesh and I review new movies every Friday, ‘Siskel & Ebert’ style on ‘Roger & Me’ [email protected]
Erik Pindera @erik_pindera
996 Followers 851 Following Mostly crime and justice @WinnipegNews. [email protected]
Garrett Werner @ohgr8itsgarrett
11K Followers 230 Following America's only 7x Powerball Jackpot winner
Harry Elfont @HarryElfont
1K Followers 572 Following Liza on Demand, Josie and the Pussycats, Can’t Hardly Wait, @maryjanemtv, I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass
tryler @tylerlauletta
2K Followers 3K Following writing about sports. cozy boy. supporter of sweeties and the good shit. trying my best. he/him.
Mark Yarm @markyarm
13K Followers 3K Following Ex @buzzfeednews, @inputmag 🐉 bylines: @NewYorker, @NYTimes 🐉 contributor: @longlead, @itsflaminghydra 🐉 book: EVERYBODY LOVES OUR TOWN 🐉 [email protected]
Richardactor @RichardActor17
643 Followers 2K Following Carbon Based Life Form. Ex US Army Sgt. Actor. Husband of Vanessa and proud father of our black cat Roscoe.
Andrew Futral @andrewfutral
1K Followers 460 Following 🎸 In @fieldmousemusic | 🎤 in @marvellesspod | Dad to 2 wonderful daughters & 1 so-so son
Peri @peri__ayla
2K Followers 989 Following young Turk, blue devil, entrepreneur, writer, marketeer. anyway, here’s wonderwall.
valerie perrine @TheValPerrine
14K Followers 440 Following Official Twitter Of Valerie Perrine The Thinking Man’s Sex Symbol
Chris Estrada - Oxnar.. @ChrisEstrada85
12K Followers 2K Following Stand-up Comic / Star & Co-Creator of @thisfoolhulu / https://t.co/vbztYeLh78 / My Don't Tell Comedy set in the link below.
Terry Farrell @4TerryFarrell
127K Followers 445 Following Instagram: terryfarrell63 Cameo: https://t.co/9Aw5PQoi8m DeltaFlyers: https: https://t.co/r3vtojhcw6
Thomas Maresca @ThomasMaresca
1K Followers 2K Following Seoul correspondent for @UPI * 2019 @EastWestCenter Jefferson Fellowships alum * Previously covering Asia for @USAToday, others.
David C Bell @MovieHooligan
17K Followers 2K Following Horse expert. Host & Co-Owner of @GamefullyUn. Head writer for @SomeMoreNews. Co-host of @BestBadMovieEv. Former editor for https://t.co/vl8V8Wayes.
Darla Hawn @darlahawn
211 Followers 121 Following
Blair Socci @blairsocci
47K Followers 940 Following My debut special out now on @veeps - https://t.co/jY8dpFvql7
Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry
126K Followers 3K Following Comedian, actor and entire Indie Band. #DerryGirls #Holding #TheMichaelFryShow Management: @Collab_Agency UK Acting: @ebdonmgmt VO: @voicebankie (He/Him)
Armin Shimerman @ShimermanArmin
129K Followers 115 Following Shakespearian space alien, novelist, actor,luddite
Citizens Bank Park @PhilliesCBP
25K Followers 77 Following Official home of the @Phillies. For questions when at CBP, text “PHILLIES” followed by the issue and location to 69050.
Michael Giacchino @m_giacchino
135K Followers 601 Following Mostly on Insta and Threads now. Director: Marvel’s Werewolf By Night Composer: Rogue One, LOST, Incredibles, Star Trek, UP, The Batman. Pronounced juh-KEE-no
How many lives would we save if this was a reality? x.com/trungtphan/sta…
“Skeletons are in us”, my daughter whispered to me at 5:53am
Beginning today, and starting with episode 1 — Dr. No with @PFTompkins — James Bonding will re-release its entire archive week by week. Happy 60 years James Bond, happy 10 years James Bonding. Happy anniversary @MattMira. #jamesbonding #007 #inawell open.spotify.com/episode/1FatbM…
The Neighborhood Listen (@PFTompkins, @NPRedford, @brettsperminute) season 4 kicks off with @TheLisaGilroy! Listen now on Stitcher Premium. Use promo code NEIGHBOR for a free month. stitcher.com/show/the-neigh…
love how the "kayak" wikipedia article has a section that's just roasting this child
Welcome back to Dignity Falls!! #TheNeighborhoodListen Season 4 starts today. Only on Stitcher Premium for now. I couldn’t breathe from laughing when @TheLisaGilroy came on. Learn the truth behind these posts!
“It’s like a birthday cake with people inside!!” - my three year old’s review of Walmart :/
How honoured I felt wearing this beautiful @CSiriano dress- I felt so amazing in it. Sexy and beautiful. Forever grateful to this kind, talented, wonderful man for making this moment happen for me.
Melanie wow I love you! 👗👗👗@melanielynskey #emmys
@joshgondelman @RaymondSultan Just took a peek at his feed and he’s clearly on so much cocaine at all times, seems like a sweetheart though
Tried to throw a slightly neglected baby doll into the toy basket and my three year old shrieked “THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!!” Had no idea
“Paper Cup” “They’re Cutting Down Christmas” “Very Nice, Very Nice, Very Nice” “Fifteen Hours” “You Found A Girl” “Bip Better Money”
I did not know Godzilla was a lizard before yesterday. Jason told me that he was a big lizard. I was surprised. He asked “what did you think he was?” I told him, a monkey. He said “that’s King Kong”. I said “well no. I thought he was a taller and thinner monkey”
Anyway. Whether you had the worst day today or the best day. I love you. It’s all really really hard, and you’re doing an amazing job. ❤️
No kisses for Ford V Ferrari tonight but she probably feels that her work there is done. Goodnight and good luck everyone (everyone=JLo)
@PFTompkins I zoomed in to this octopus face and the baby leaned forward and kissed that too, starting to think she might not be all that discerning
@PFTompkins I DO NOT LIKE ANY SKELETONS, EVEN CONVIVIAL ONES. I DO LIKE SOME DOLL HEAD NIGHT LIGHTS
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