@shaunattwood @ChunterGB Santa Claus

@shaunattwood Getting your bum rammed by Santa Clause.

@shaunattwood Shaun do you think jeffrey epstein and Jimmy Saville will ever do any time in prison for their crimes?

@TheCadWoman E = MCemen2

@PrinceAtari @aliensexpanded You need this in your life Ameer! Thank me later. youtube.com/watch?v=bY34jq…

@venturetwins TRIGGER WARNING: Its about American time someone was brave enough to tell you guys the truth, we need to stand up to insane nonsense instead of beating a dead horse all day long.

@McConaughey Santa came all right, on Matthews cheeks.

@PaulyShore Enough of this nonsense Pauly. Close your Twitter and quit being a comedian...FOREVER

@TheoVon @TrafficBarrels Theo your Twitter account is colder than your mom's tits.

@JKCorden Just heard the great news James. Your leaving the show. You wont be on TV again? Great stuff.

@rustyrockets @rumblevideo @duncantrussell Russell Brand would make a great surfboard.

@TechConnectify is super happy.

@kimbal @diplo When it comes to Christmas turkey Kimble cant stop wont stop.

@Corey_Feldman @theonetimfrom91 We love you Corey. You light up the world with your music.

@Corey_Feldman @tattooedIies Great stuff Corey. I believe in you. I imagine you will still be trying to get those pesky semen stains out this time next year.

@skdh @rpg7twit Christmas day is the best day to be sick.

@skdh It really grinds my gears the way Sweden always has to be the odd ones out with their measurements. Does it really grind anyone elses gears that Sweden always has to be the odd ones out with their measurements?

@skdh @REasther It really grinds my gears the way America always has to be the odd ones out with their measurements. Does it really grind anyone elses gears that America always has to be the odd ones out with their measurements?

@bgreene Brian just watched you on the Neil & Chuck space extravaganza podcast and im concerned for your health. Is your health holding up ok? I dont want to live in a universe where your atoms are just floating around in the ether and not in your own body anymore.

@chucknicecomic @CraigHaagensonC Chuck likes to tell a good joke and Neil likes to hear one. Thats the secret to their "Success".

@elonmusk @charlieifrah @drmichaellevin Elon Noel Leon. Coincidence? I think not. Read my 20 tweet thread on doo doo butter and where to find it as we move into 2023.

@elonmusk @farzyness Damn that Christmas turkey must have Elon constipated as a mofo cause hasnt tweeted all day. If your reading this Elon smoke some crack to get things movin again.

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@TrafficBarrels @elonmusk @MrBeast Traffic Barrel I need someone to pull my dick out straight. I have a interview tomorrow.

@WillSmith2real @AppleTVPlus Yeah it really hurt. I passed out from the pain.

@PaulyShore @AdamSandler Currently watching Top Gun and Tom Cruz is a penis head and he sucks penis.

@glabsandra @kimbal The Ukrainians are a wonderful ingenouius bunch of people. If you look up Ukrainian in the dictionary you will see a picture of mystery.

@Casey The nuticles reject paint because you suck as a father.

@Casey How come it works on small can's but not your penis?

@Casey @HilzFuld @jobyinc You suck 🍌💦 Casey. Merry Christmas.🎄🎅