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each day I ask for a positive message from the universe and each day I develop sinus pain instead
Krusty the Clown betting on the Washington Generals over the Globetrotters bc they were due for a win
Krusty the Clown betting on the Washington Generals over the Globetrotters bc they were due for a win
sometimes they accidentally come out and say that debt is a tool of oppression
sometimes they accidentally come out and say that debt is a tool of oppression
I love when Shaq says “Shaq here” during an interview as if anybody else sounds like him
I'm always crying these days. Privatly. For reasons too loquacious and existential for most to comprehend. Let's just say that according to my calculations.. God has forgotten us
Love Yourself A Fire A video about love, vulnerability, and Red Dead Redemption II. out soon. currently being edited.
Love Yourself A Fire A video about love, vulnerability, and Red Dead Redemption II. out soon. currently being edited. https://t.co/mG9pWieRL5
"People aren't good judges of their own decision. I am."
"People aren't good judges of their own decision. I am."
Knicks are so fun to watch with how they operate and score through pure will
this is the most Sixers thing that could possibly happen in the playoffs
this is the most Sixers thing that could possibly happen in the playoffs
I haven’t seen all of Midsommar yet but I have seen t*ylor sw*ft fan tik tok videos and idk. all seems the same
His raise is literally the budget of a movie. They gave him the budget of a movie for being so good at not releasing movies.
His raise is literally the budget of a movie. They gave him the budget of a movie for being so good at not releasing movies.
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the rough balance of time spent filling out job applications vs time spent working on projects for ~exposure~ pls for the love of everything holy let this time spent between the two be worth it
👀 Mike Conley (mconley11) is no longer following @cheerfulvids
told the doctor that I had a podcast and they handed me this???
Can’t sleep but apparently neither can my cat who has been softly petting me over the last 15 mins
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
26K Followers 783 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.
king turd up here on .. @wildebeast913
253 Followers 1K Following i’m looking forward to hanging out with my friends on saturday, at a high level
Piece @Piecezilla
6K Followers 434 Following Giving away little pieces of myself every day, FOR FREE! #StocktonProud @BattleBots 🤖
garth @garbagecoven
4K Followers 1K Following death-doom stinker in 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡 • former respected poster • no war but class war • ‘IN FILTH IT WILL BE FOUND’ demo tape out now ⛓🪦⛓
Hoppers @FrogAvalanche
5K Followers 792 Following absentminded rascal | #Lasagna drinker | Tweets: https://t.co/MGdVirIjZS | Teether | 🐸💚
charlotte mulvey (cie.. @whatscharlotte
10K Followers 2K Following that’s pronounced see-EMM. minneapolis’ t-4th favorite trans singer songwriter. anti-racist anti-cop anti-transphobia pro-mets. priv @ripstiklesbian
Ryan Conditt @rya_condi
66 Followers 5K Following
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Cherly Aures @AuresCherl
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Kal-El Ware @knowshoop
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Stephen Stirling @ForeignOfficer
212 Followers 197 Following Returned @peacecorps 🇺🇦, MBA alum @UofGAsbs 🏴, business systems analyst @Harvard, @FIFAWorldCup fan ⚽ 🌎
Mavis L. Wanczyk @WanczykL2641
166 Followers 706 Following I won $758million✨✨✨ playing the lottery🎱⚾🏐 but had to pay $144million💱💲💱 before I got ✨✨✨my money - the one rule I broke🎇✨✨
Trans-America Express @therevengekills
50 Followers 175 Following extremely serious about having fun (she/they)
🌈Ms Blarney Natura.. @laurastead
12K Followers 6K Following @[email protected] on Mastodon 🦣 @laurastead on Spoutible 🐳
Deion @mcthiccens
540 Followers 771 Following 25 | nonbinary trans fat bitch | black chicanx | they/he | lesbian misandrist commie | butch supremacist | ♍️🌞♍️🌕♎️⬆️☭
Taylor Watson @TaylorGotArt
253 Followers 838 Following Artist x Web Developer x Content Creator https://t.co/PaQeb1a8an… @GraphicsState
Tina Taylor @Tina_Taylor_sol
322 Followers 1K Following She/Her | Cancer ♋NFT Art Creator |Graphic Designer | Adobe Illustrator (Logos, Banners, Overlays, Models, Emotes, 2D 3D Art)
dank o’hara @elliottskycase
466 Followers 650 Following they/he • nonbinary chauvinist pig • poet laureate of my bed
I.B. Riffin @clint_bing
31 Followers 27 Following also known as riff bittington or cliff riffington or, if you prefer, the infamous clint bing
just a dude @Sad_Gatsby
30 Followers 190 Following
Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.2M Followers 1.3M Following Late Night with Wob - NBA Postgame Show, exclusively on @SiriusXMNBA ||||| @SorareNBA ||||| @SkyWobAlerts
Claudio @ClaudioX_Perez
73 Followers 482 Following
Oogie Boogie @BedandBadAdvice
193 Followers 547 Following Yes. This is the mint creme delight you are looking for.
Chris Mejia aka Beyon.. @tophermejia
1K Followers 582 Following Aspiring Absent Baby Daddy | Bobby Wagner Knock-Off | Featured on BBC, Seattle Times | Written for Flexx Mag & The Needling | Dumb Sports Fan | @wedidntgetarose
Amanda Davis @amandaskis
813 Followers 873 Following Skier, reader, whiskey drinker. Kings and Giants fan. *Witty quote.*
Brian @briangoff
2K Followers 3K Following
Pcash (parody account.. @PeterCasciato
143 Followers 258 Following Sexy Scooby Doo Villain @HardDriveMag @REALpunknews
Ally'Zorah Vas Norman.. @background_sad_
324 Followers 4K Following
The Pope of I don't u.. @Freddie_Pope
226 Followers 305 Following merry chrishmith! --- Software Engineer, @PremiereDS --- he/him --- BLM ACAB --- I CAN believe it's not butter
Jennifer Swann @jenn_swann
4K Followers 2K Following
Sarah!🐯⭐️ @moonsmoothie
13K Followers 4K Following 🌧 28🌧 Artist | Animator | QA Engineer🌧 Art Only: @planetspaceship | (views & opinions are my own) 🌧
🔥🔥🔥joe klein.. @theJoeKlein
1K Followers 817 Following 🔥comedy🔥writer🔥cartoonist🔥gamer🔥 🔥contributor: @HardDriveMag🔥
𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮.. @TimBarnes451
10K Followers 3K Following TV writer: @nickelodeon, @fallontonight - Creator of #MauriceOnMars (https://t.co/1cQVqJpIBU) - Host of @YouAreTheGenre - Co-host of: @YubNubPod
Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe
2K Followers 3K Following co-founder & editor at @PaletteSwapMag • gaming & tech editor at @ItsTheInventory | @KinjaDeals • formerly @HardDriveMag • (He/Him)
wint @dril
1.8M Followers 424 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
pixelatedboat aka “.. @pixelatedboat
305K Followers 878 Following Playboy Magazine’s 8th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Read my comics on IG https://t.co/skcDJtp4gE. Mostly posting on bluesky now.
mike ginn @shutupmikeginn
210K Followers 1K Following
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon
214K Followers 292 Following director and comedian and musician and writer (the good place, new warriors, late late show, amber ruffin show, strange planet, neon, + more)
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
26K Followers 783 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.
dasharez0ne.bsky.soci.. @dasharez0ne
138K Followers 2 Following SHARE Z0NE T;SHIRTS https://t.co/skhkXpUq47 GET MY ZINE AND STICKER'S @ https://t.co/zxCFeD8n1I AND FOLOW ON https://t.co/s7YGNYmgoe
rob delaney @robdelaney
1.5M Followers 2 Following You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
king turd up here on .. @wildebeast913
253 Followers 1K Following i’m looking forward to hanging out with my friends on saturday, at a high level
Piece @Piecezilla
6K Followers 434 Following Giving away little pieces of myself every day, FOR FREE! #StocktonProud @BattleBots 🤖
garth @garbagecoven
4K Followers 1K Following death-doom stinker in 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡 • former respected poster • no war but class war • ‘IN FILTH IT WILL BE FOUND’ demo tape out now ⛓🪦⛓
Hoppers @FrogAvalanche
5K Followers 792 Following absentminded rascal | #Lasagna drinker | Tweets: https://t.co/MGdVirIjZS | Teether | 🐸💚
Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy
489K Followers 4K Following 🖥️ Gaming Youtuber, Media Critic, Philosopher King 🤴 💙 https://t.co/vKvrwjA92K 📩 Enquiries to [email protected]
Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.2M Followers 1.3M Following Late Night with Wob - NBA Postgame Show, exclusively on @SiriusXMNBA ||||| @SorareNBA ||||| @SkyWobAlerts
𝔧𝔬𝔞𝔫𝔫�.. @ashleybardhan
2K Followers 395 Following braiding my hair, barefoot on hardwood 🍰 in your dreams and @kotaku @polygon @ign @pitchfork @thedailybeast @vulture etc ashleybardhan(at)gmail(dot)com
Sleeper Picks @SleeperPicksHQ
40K Followers 96 Following Follow for promos, giveaways & DFS content from #SleeperApp Use promo code "PICK" for a $500 first time deposit match. For support: @SleeperSupport
SteelSeries @SteelSeries
793K Followers 85 Following Apex Pro Mini Ghost 👇 | for support: @SteelSupport
Starfield @StarfieldGame
478K Followers 10 Following The first new universe in over 25 years from Bethesda Game Studios - the award-winning creators of Skyrim and Fallout 4.
Trans-America Express @therevengekills
50 Followers 175 Following extremely serious about having fun (she/they)
Deion @mcthiccens
540 Followers 771 Following 25 | nonbinary trans fat bitch | black chicanx | they/he | lesbian misandrist commie | butch supremacist | ♍️🌞♍️🌕♎️⬆️☭
alex 👁 @almightyplate
4K Followers 339 Following director for silly computer game @wenapclub • prev: @eggnutgames @tailsnoir
Coverfly @Coverfly
26K Followers 4K Following Helping screenwriters get discovered and connecting Hollywood execs to high-quality talent.
Tina Taylor @Tina_Taylor_sol
322 Followers 1K Following She/Her | Cancer ♋NFT Art Creator |Graphic Designer | Adobe Illustrator (Logos, Banners, Overlays, Models, Emotes, 2D 3D Art)
I.B. Riffin @clint_bing
31 Followers 27 Following also known as riff bittington or cliff riffington or, if you prefer, the infamous clint bing
Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley
1.5M Followers 10K Following @SummerGameFest - June 7, @youtubetheater | @gamescom ONL - Aug 20, @koelnmesse | @TheGameAwards - Dec 12, @peacock_theater
Work With Indies ❤�.. @WorkWithIndies
23K Followers 2K Following A kind job board and inclusive community supporting careers in #indiegames. Made with 🍉 in 🇺🇲 and 🇨🇦. pfp + banner by @somerwolffgames
Remote Game Jobs @RemoteGameJobs
11K Followers 4K Following A job board for remote work in the game industry. 💌 Signup to our newsletter 🏷 #gamejobs #gamedevjobs #remotejobs #remotework #WFH #gamedev #indiedev
Oogie Boogie @BedandBadAdvice
193 Followers 547 Following Yes. This is the mint creme delight you are looking for.
Sam Maggs @SamMaggs
47K Followers 3K Following NYT Bestselling Author of books, comics, & video games. PICARD’S ACADEMY out now! Brand & Content Strategy @CriticalRole. Lil butch space witch 🏳️🌈♏️ she/her
Chris Mejia aka Beyon.. @tophermejia
1K Followers 582 Following Aspiring Absent Baby Daddy | Bobby Wagner Knock-Off | Featured on BBC, Seattle Times | Written for Flexx Mag & The Needling | Dumb Sports Fan | @wedidntgetarose
Rads @_radsy
35K Followers 945 Following Everything in moderation, except for snacks. https://t.co/5nYXnwFkTs
Writing on Games @writingongames
4K Followers 240 Following Videos about games... mostly. https://t.co/S3zMTyvtv4
Pcash (parody account.. @PeterCasciato
143 Followers 258 Following Sexy Scooby Doo Villain @HardDriveMag @REALpunknews
The Pope of I don't u.. @Freddie_Pope
226 Followers 305 Following merry chrishmith! --- Software Engineer, @PremiereDS --- he/him --- BLM ACAB --- I CAN believe it's not butter
Jennifer Swann @jenn_swann
4K Followers 2K Following
🔥🔥🔥joe klein.. @theJoeKlein
1K Followers 817 Following 🔥comedy🔥writer🔥cartoonist🔥gamer🔥 🔥contributor: @HardDriveMag🔥
𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮.. @TimBarnes451
10K Followers 3K Following TV writer: @nickelodeon, @fallontonight - Creator of #MauriceOnMars (https://t.co/1cQVqJpIBU) - Host of @YouAreTheGenre - Co-host of: @YubNubPod
Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe
2K Followers 3K Following co-founder & editor at @PaletteSwapMag • gaming & tech editor at @ItsTheInventory | @KinjaDeals • formerly @HardDriveMag • (He/Him)
Ian Abramson @ianabramson
11K Followers 1K Following I do stand-up, usually the genre is comedy. Ian Abramson: The Heist comes out APRIL 9TH! My first comedy special. Buy tickets to see me lip sync to it live.
Becky Quinlan @BeckyKQuinlan
1K Followers 4K Following UCLA (@UCLA) and U.C. Berkeley (@ucbsoj) grad. Nor Cal native.
Pru @prufrockluvsong
20K Followers 2K Following humorisht | situation misunderstander | word maker upper | bit prolonger
5'11" Back to the Bas.. @norcal_drummer
170 Followers 294 Following What’s better than this? Guys being dudes
Wario64 @Wario64
1.2M Followers 679 Following video games. I tweet deals which may contain affiliate links. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Epic Creator Code: Wario64
michael o @Mikes_Good_Pal
313 Followers 715 Following probably best known for portraying the American Gladiator ‘Laser’ in the program “American Gladiators”
morgan sung @morgan_sung
25K Followers 3K Following writing about the internet everywhere & especially on https://t.co/Jj9rTmrG6B prev. @techcrunch @nbcnews @mashable ❣️ [email protected] // ratsoverflowers on tiktok
Grubb @JeffGrubb
115K Followers 3K Following I'm friends with the guy who played Cuphead bad. I'm not 65. DMs open. Giant Bomb.
anica @AnicaSeelie
15K Followers 748 Following brand director at @heroforgeminis • find me on 📸 @anicaseelie • opinions are my own • they/sheThis is my band! Check it out if youre a real shoegaze bad boy
A great debut EP from L.A.s Bad Light. open.spotify.com/album/0vGUQwXT… #Shoegaze #Dreampop #NewMusic
Imagine looking into the crowd and he’s looking at you like this
the guy who says layups and three pointers are equally difficult shots now suggests that awards should recognize only as yet unrealized future events. look in that vacant gaze. what a world of plenty that this man has been made a millionaire
The Celtics didn’t have any finalists for any NBA awards this season. Did that bother Joe Mazzulla? “No, not at all. I think it’s beautiful. … Why would you get an award for the past?”
sometimes they accidentally come out and say that debt is a tool of oppression
No student loan forgiveness for students arrested for disrupting other students' educational activities.
I love when Shaq says “Shaq here” during an interview as if anybody else sounds like him
finally, some honesty that elite freaks see student loans as a way to discipline poor people
No student loan forgiveness for students arrested for disrupting other students' educational activities.
I had too much dairy last night and foolishly thought one measly lactaid pill will deliver from my sins only to be dragged from deliverance at 5am. I survived and now have a new lease on life. Let this be a lesson, don’t fly too close to the sun or you will burn
Playing some Fallout New Vegas tonight 5:30pm PST COME THRU twitch.tv/tophermejia
@peachyyjasmine @PretendMaker @thisisntlizz LOL I waited so long to finish it bc I wanted a PS5 upgrade
@peachyyjasmine @PretendMaker @thisisntlizz I basically got to the epilogue and put it down for some years. Restarted my whole playthrough with the intention of actually finishing the epilogue now I'm playing rdr1 again
I will never forget this image, it’s seared into my brain
Italy really just has to be the most beautiful country on earth.
@PretendMaker @thisisntlizz hell yes the way I just finished this game last week after like 5 years of having started it
I'm always crying these days. Privatly. For reasons too loquacious and existential for most to comprehend. Let's just say that according to my calculations.. God has forgotten us
"People aren't good judges of their own decision. I am."
I love it when they announce in advance that they are going to keep moving the goalposts.
it’s good to be a class traitor when you’re rich; hope this helps
On the students arrested at Columbia: “A Post deep-dive into the backgrounds of the protesters shows many list multimillion-dollar mansions as their home addresses, according to arrest records, and come from wealthy and powerful families.”
HELLO, IT WAS ALWAYS MY DREAM TO OPEN FOR A BIG COMIC AT A THEATER HERE IN SEATTLE AND I JUST DID THAT AND MY SET WENT SO WELL AND I HAD MULTIPLE APPLAUSE BREAKS AND MY HEART IS SO FULL I WISH I COULD BOTTLE UP TONIGHT, I’M SO HAPPY AND ON A SEPARATE NOTE Fuck Ben Simmons bro
Honestly this is a bit that could go on forever. I want a food network show where Luka is in the kitchen with world class chefs cooking their signature dishes for him and him just saying “thats fine” after trying them all. I’d watch at least a season’s worth of episodes.
luka trying out different salsas “that’s fine” x3 😂
I love Nestor Cortes and his antics but I think it’s funny seeing this goofy shit by someone on a ballclub so staunchly traditional that they don’t allow beards and haven’t updated their road uniform since like 1918
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