RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton
The assumed Official Twitter account of the world's most mysterious & secret (and fictitious) military base. (Parody/Satire Account) Classified Joined January 2019-
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This woman flew into a rage about chemtrails vibrating her house and 'RAF Luton' surely said it best thepoke.com/2024/04/17/thi…
Fact of the Day: The Hurricane was fitted with Progressive Assisted Rocket Propulsion to help with faster take offs when scrambled (Sorry Sophie) as part of the Fast Aerial Response Team, it could take off and climb to 80,085ft in just 71.75secs! Photographed from a Canberra
@RAF_Luton That's an AI image somebody made to fit their narrative
@RAF_Luton Never seen a A400M without Propellers....... Looks Like a C17
@RAF_Luton Sad very late April fulls
@carolinep0 @RAF_Luton A fake image, this account is parody
Photo of the Day: A400 crew clear up a Fermented Oxygenated Oil Liquid spill, the highly poisonous fluid is mixed with the engines exhaust to produce Ionised Droplets Improvement Of Thoughts gas which is dispersed from high altitude. #chemtrails Photographed from a Canberra
Fact of the Day: The Hurricane was made from cardboard egg boxes as there was a shortage of metal and wood during WW1 in 1926, Engineers later removed the eggs to save weight which increased the range but lower protection level for the pilot. Photographed from a Canberra
Photo of the Day: A Spitfire from the Scottish Highlands Interceptors Team escorts an F15 from the American Reconnaissance Spying Experts Squadron from restricted airspace over the top secret Irn-Bru factory in Edinburgh Photographed from a Canberra
Fact of the Day: The A400 Hercules is the only airplane in the world longer than the Fourth Road bridge which spans over the River Seven and connects Wales to Scotland A400 Hercules = 800.85ft long The Fourth Road bridge 717.5ft long Photographed from a Canberra
Fact of the Day: The WB57 is based on the Canberra, WB stands for Wings Bigger (because everything is bigger in Tennessee), 57 denotes the 57 US States. The WB57 can fly higher than any other airplane Max Alt WB57 = 717.5km Canberra = 800.85km 📸from a Canberra #SolarEclipse
Photo of the Day: The band of the Household Cavalry play Joe le Taxi after handing over the guarding of Blenheim Palace to Le Vive la France Rozzers. Le Rozzers will guard the Palace for the next 8008.5hrs to celebrate 717.5yrs of friendship with the UK 📸 from a Canberra
Photo of the Day: F117 Stealth jet with its cloaking device disabled passes through the McLoop in Scotland (England's largest county) after been scrambled (Sorry Sophie) to intercept a baddie submarine off the coast of Derbyshire Photographed from a Canberra #aviationphotography
@WindsorDebs @metoffice @GOVUK Hi Debs, A Squadron of Eurovision Typhoons dispersed #Chemtrails (or to give them their proper name Ionised Droplets Improvement Of Thoughts gas) over Windsor this week to assist local authorities with Population Reproduction Advanced Termination Photographed from a Canberra
Photo of the Day: F15 escorts a baddy Tupperware B52 BEAR (Badly Engineered Aerial Rustbucket) from UK airspace as our one functional Eurovision Typhoon had a flat tyre and the 2 F35s are on holiday on HMS Runwayboat Photographed from a Canberra
Fact of the Day: Modified VW Beetles known as Battle Offensive Offroad Buggy Systems (NATO stock number- 7175-80085) are fitted with machine guns and grenade launchers & used by the Super Army Soldiers for crowd control at protests. Photographed from a Canberra
Photo of the Day: Tornado F3 in formation with 2 F22 perform a flypast over Middlesbrough (Lancashire) to mark the start of #BritishSummerTime and the clocks going back to 1926 Photographed from a Canberra
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Royal Navy landing ship to support Scottish ferry crisis - The Ministry of Defence has announced that the Royal Navy's HMS Bulwark will be temporarily repurposed for ferry duties. Click the image to read more. ukdefencejournal.org.uk/?p=49104
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316 Followers 703 Following Here for a few chuckles! I take photos! My tweets may contain offensive language!!! M0RZXThis woman flew into a rage about chemtrails vibrating her house and 'RAF Luton' surely said it best thepoke.com/2024/04/17/thi…
This is the most underrated account on this wasteland of an app. All nerds should follow it immediately or turn in your Nerd Card at the nearest comic book store.
Fact of the Day: The Hurricane was made from cardboard egg boxes as there was a shortage of metal and wood during WW1 in 1926, Engineers later removed the eggs to save weight which increased the range but lower protection level for the pilot. Photographed from a Canberra
@RAF_Luton The Hurricane was given 'Free Range' to engage the enemy as needed
@RAF_Luton Which is, of course, where the phrase, 'Scramble!', came from
@RAF_Luton Always wondered where “SCRAMBLE” came from prior to a jolly came from. There you go 👌
@RAF_Luton Is this where the expression 'Scramble' (sorry Sophie) comes from?
@RAF_Luton Hence the eggspression, "Scramble, scramble!"
@RAF_Luton Reporting this to @HateMonsterScot as a hate crime
Best yet - RAF Luton tells it straight!
Fact of the Day: Tornado GR4 from 31Sqn "Gold Stars" taking off from RAF Marham in Jun 2003 and "keeping it low" so the photographer could get some good shots for his mate Eddie who was having a backseat ride (Pax Trip)in the "Tonka" Photographed with a Nikon D1
I was wrong earlier. This wins Best April Fool's joke ever. Beautiful 👏👏👏
Fact of the Day: Tornado GR4 from 31Sqn "Gold Stars" taking off from RAF Marham in Jun 2003 and "keeping it low" so the photographer could get some good shots for his mate Eddie who was having a backseat ride (Pax Trip)in the "Tonka" Photographed with a Nikon D1
The Community Note 😅
Fact of the Day: Tornado GR4 from 31Sqn "Gold Stars" taking off from RAF Marham in Jun 2003 and "keeping it low" so the photographer could get some good shots for his mate Eddie who was having a backseat ride (Pax Trip)in the "Tonka" Photographed with a Nikon D1
@nickelkeep This is my favorite april fools day prank thus far. x.com/RAF_Luton/stat…
Photo of the Day: A pair of Canberras from 39Sqn PRU (Photographic Reconnaissance Unit) returning to RAF Marham after a routine training flight Photographed with a Nikon D1
Best April fool's post!
Photo of the Day: A pair of Canberras from 39Sqn PRU (Photographic Reconnaissance Unit) returning to RAF Marham after a routine training flight Photographed with a Nikon D1
That news again: @RAF_Luton wins April Fools!
Photo of the Day: A pair of Canberras from 39Sqn PRU (Photographic Reconnaissance Unit) returning to RAF Marham after a routine training flight Photographed with a Nikon D1
Tweet of the day I’m not falling for it 🤣
Photo of the Day: A pair of Canberras from 39Sqn PRU (Photographic Reconnaissance Unit) returning to RAF Marham after a routine training flight Photographed with a Nikon D1
Best April Fool post of the year
Photo of the Day: A pair of Canberras from 39Sqn PRU (Photographic Reconnaissance Unit) returning to RAF Marham after a routine training flight Photographed with a Nikon D1
The best April 1 post type is the typically unserious account playing it totally straight, for once.
Photo of the Day: A pair of Canberras from 39Sqn PRU (Photographic Reconnaissance Unit) returning to RAF Marham after a routine training flight Photographed with a Nikon D1
Best April Fools post I've seen in a long time. #IYKYK
Photo of the Day: A pair of Canberras from 39Sqn PRU (Photographic Reconnaissance Unit) returning to RAF Marham after a routine training flight Photographed with a Nikon D1