Raymond Mearns @RaymondMearns
Scottish Stand-Up Comedian and Actor - It sure beats shovelling shit for a living! raymondmearns.com Glasgow, Scotland Joined May 2011-
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On Friday 10th May I will be appearing at Eastwood Park Theatre @ERCL4 for a great comedy show in the company of @stuartmitchell2, Billy Kirkwood and @des_clarke ercultureandleisure.org/events/the-sco…
Tunnocks Teacakes! @RaymondMearns @stuartmitchell2
Madness anyone? @stuartmitchell2 @RaymondMearns
Addicted to social media? @RaymondMearns @stuartmitchell2
Don’t miss a Scottish Comedy Collective! With four of the funniest comedians on the Scottish circuit. Graham Mackie @Chris__Forbes @cubby_david & @RaymondMearns - Stewarton Area Centre 31 May & Cumnock Town Hall 1 June 👉 ow.ly/RZO450R7sZS & from box office 01563 554900
BINGO! @RaymondMearns @stuartmitchell2
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19th May - who's coming? @RaymondMearns @stuartmitchell
Euro 2024 - Analysis ⏱️ I am working on Full Analysis of every single team that has qualified for the Tournament and from the 1st of June: • Full Analysis 🧵's on each Team • Full Matchday Analysis for each Game • Updating as we go with any new trends becoming clear If…
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Primark 😂 @RaymondMearns @stuartmitchell2
What its like to wear a kilt when your over 60!
Sooner or later these superstitious idiot arguing over religion are going to get us all killed.
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📣 EPISODE 100 OUT NOW 📣 🎙️Live from the Pavilion with guests Greg Hemphill, @macarthurboyd @RaymondMearns @DarrenConnell87 @MarjoleinR & @rossisacoolguy
“Did you pump someone in a graveyard?”
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How much to see Hamilton? @RaymondMearns @stuartmitchell2
📣 Some Laugh Live at the Pavilion 🎥 Full Show & Behind the Scenes Footage 📺 Out Now on Patreon
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Jonny Owen's documentary about the Miner's Strike is absolutely superb. It's a journalistic and storytelling masterpiece, packed with great voices. bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/p…
@RaymondMearns @ScottJKyle1 Your podcast is dynamite mate 👍
Get along and support Raymond if you are in Edinburgh this August!
My @edfringe show is NOW ON SALE!!!! Part of @ScotComFest tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/raymo…
Throwback in Stand-Up 13yrs ago gigging with legends @gregjmchugh & @RaymondMearns in Largs Absolutely unbelievable experience that was when attempting to become a decent stand-up (it never worked 🤣)
At The Stand in Glasgow to see @RaymondMearns earlier. Absolutely brilliant. The folk gibbering away in the front row (not Railway man) less so. Go and see him if you get the chance.
A word from our winner 🏆 #gicf24 #sirbillyconnollyaward
Governments which criminalise their opponents are not liberal and not progressive. Scotland’s Hate Crime Law is authoritarian and dangerous. @jk_rowling is right to challenge it on behalf of us all, especially those who can’t speak up for themselves.
“The lessons are immediate and terrifying”
If The High Performance Podcast was hosted by @RaymondMearns
“The lessons are immediate and terrifying”
@RaymondMearns Great stuff enjoyed Glesga da last week👍
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Win or not, I'm beyond proud of @RaymondMearns
🚨ANNOUCEMENT!🚨 This years shortlist for the ✨Sir Billy Connolly Spirit of Glasgow Award✨ is here! Who do you think embodies the spirit of this city? 🤔 #billyconnolly #gicf24 @zanyzaz @mrcraighill @rossisacoolguy @RaymondMearns
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What started as a podcast about Fantasy Premier League has become a podcast about surviving cancer, living with a stoma and having to self-catheterise. Oh and dogs. Lots of dogs.
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@RaymondMearns We do showcases and open mics here, but getting a performance visa is tricky. Glad to see you back performing. Looking forward to seeing you when I get home.
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