Wow! This Tortoise Is 150 Years Old, But His Girlfriend Is 28: ow.ly/amWl50H6Fpj
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@Reductress I thought McConnell’s wife was in her 70s.
@mktsutherland @Reductress @filmystic I'm in my 40s. I'd love a girlfriend!
@mktsutherland There are lady turtles around, but apparently, I am too much of a sexpest to be allowed to cohabitate. (FYI Boy & Girl are brother & sister.)