River Clegg @RiverClegg
American humorist Brooklyn, NY Joined March 2010-
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if I were to suit up as an NFL punt returner and take 100 punts, how many do you think I could return for a touchdown? my conservative estimate is 31
mad men if don draper was written like a pokemon? is that something
I finally watched the entire Conan Hot Ones and was genuinely moved by how he said comedy could be found in the Testaments and Cervantes and stuff
Between everyone sharing Conan clips and the rapper feuding with the Detroit sign, the internet hasn't been this funny in years
I take back everything I’ve said
I take back everything I’ve said
ARE YOU TIRED OF USING THE BATHROOM WITHOUT A NIGHTMARE BEAST?
ARE YOU TIRED OF USING THE BATHROOM WITHOUT A NIGHTMARE BEAST?
My album Everyone Should Be My Exact Same Age is out now and streaming on all platforms Hope you enjoy ❤️ open.spotify.com/album/2czZZOeX…
Earthquakes moving back east after a rough year in LA
ANYWAY, this is the part of the thread where you announce you're looking for work. Any roles that need an editor's eye would be great, but I'm also wide open to new possibilities. I'm a hard worker! People say they enjoy working with me, and they can't ALL be skilled liars!
I laughed a lot at this great piece by @talibbabb and so must you.
I laughed a lot at this great piece by @talibbabb and so must you.
My smart college pal wrote a smart book! The cover is from Jonathan Swift! What more do you jackals WANT?!
My smart college pal wrote a smart book! The cover is from Jonathan Swift! What more do you jackals WANT?!
masters of the nefarious is so god damn funny. congrats on the translation @LukeVBurns
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Asher Perlman @asherperlman
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james folta @JamesFolta
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Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby
26K Followers 2K Following you probably know me from my abortion. co-host of @ruinedpodcast
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
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Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas
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Django Gold @django
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Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus
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Christopher Monks @crmonks
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins
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Gabriel's Windmills @GabrielWindmill
558 Followers 3K Following "La poésie se développe partout, comme la vermine" - Gombrowicz Readable in The North, The Caterpillar, and a wee book.
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Asher Perlman @asherperlman
28K Followers 2K Following Writer at The Late Show ⚔️ Cartoonist at The New Yorker ⚔️ Performer at wherever tickets are sold
Timothy McSweeney @mcsweeneys
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james folta @JamesFolta
5K Followers 3K Following funny writer, funny editor @pointsincase, blogs @lithub, @wgaaudio, hangin’ tuff, he/him
Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby
26K Followers 2K Following you probably know me from my abortion. co-host of @ruinedpodcast
Megan Gailey @megangailey
45K Followers 3K Following
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
48K Followers 5K Following Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, CBS • I joke a lot. • Mastadon: https://t.co/UymYo2qVSc • Bluesky: https://t.co/sRjqLg32ly
Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas
70K Followers 8K Following IG: @ arieldumaspubicaccount - Head Writer and Supervising Producer for @colbertlateshow
DC Pierson @DCpierson
57K Followers 6K Following Wrote the novels THE BOY WHO COULDN'T SLEEP AND NEVER HAD TO and CRAP KINGDOM. Was in DERRICK. https://t.co/RSs3cRMrDr [email protected] he/him
Django Gold @django
19K Followers 1K Following comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below
Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus
57K Followers 856 Following staff writer @crookedmedia (lovett or leave it, other stuff)
Christopher Monks @crmonks
6K Followers 792 Following Managing editor of the humor site @McSweeneys Internet Tendency. Author of The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life. Fragile Sixers, Dolphins, & Red Sox fan.
Mike Scollins @mikescollins
34K Followers 1K Following From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
Dan Licata @danlicatasucks
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Skyler Higley @skyler_higley
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408K Followers 2K Following Historian • Director @AntiracismCtr • Founder @The_Emancipator • National Book Award Winner • 10x NYT Best Selling Author • MacArthur Fellow. 🐍if I were to suit up as an NFL punt returner and take 100 punts, how many do you think I could return for a touchdown? my conservative estimate is 31
I feel like Shyamalan embraced this crazy trap of being the new Hitchcock AND the new Spielberg and he’s really found himself again by being more like “Alfred Hitchcock PRESENTS”
Hey, you know who’s been ahead of the curve on making mid-budget, non-tent pole, old fashioned multiplex weekend movies for a WHILE now?
The first trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘TRAP’ has been released. In theaters August 9.
ready for my battle bikini!!!
Comedy Central has handed a 10-episode order to ‘Golden Axe,’ a new animated series based on the popular Sega video game. The ‘Golden Axe’ voice cast is led by Matthew Rhys, Danny Pudi, Lisa Gilroy, Liam McIntyre and Carl Tart deadline.com/2024/04/golden…
lol I’m about to have a comedy special. 15 years ago if you asked me what I would do with my life I’d say “business, or perhaps law.”
Caitlin Clark landing a $20 million-plus signature shoe deal with Nike should end all debate on whether she made the right financial decision going to the WNBA. Not only did she already have an NIL deal with Nike, but Iowa is a Nike school, and she wouldn't have had the free…
This is me #ibew #uniondrip
@dieworkwear @DavidLaneDesign @urban_comp @Barima_ON Love your work Derek, but why always refer to @urban_comp as an electrician, when he's also director of a menswear mag, a photographer, and used to work in tech. Just feels a little disengenious, like he's just any ol' tradesman that happens to be into menswear.
bro just one last heist, trust me, this one heist and you're done, come on let's go waaah waaah (i start crying and stomping the ground)
I have one goat in sports and it’s Matt Bonner
Do you like this nonsense? Come see Jenny Hagel Gives Advice at @UnionHallNY *this Saturday* for more nonsense! 🪣 🍌 We’ve got special guest @MurrayHill! Only a few tix left! Link is below! Exclamation point! eventbrite.com/e/jenny-hagel-…
He just keeps getting tricked into having sex with various relatives
Lionsgate is working with legendary Korean filmmaker Park Chan-wook to create a series adaptation of his beloved action movie, Oldboy. bit.ly/4aGotTk
Me, waiting for Larry to get out of his chair and do something. 😁
Hubie Brown teaches the proper way to run a 2-on-1 fast break
These mfs were really competing for championships in their late 30s
It was a great run. One of the best dynasties of all time. 🫡
I think the over/under for the Suns this playoffs is 5 wins.
Humbled to be featured alongside these other well dressed folks.
Examples of men from much more relatable backgrounds applying these same ideas to their dress 1. @DavidLaneDesign (art teacher) 2. @urban_comp (electrician) 3. IG thefoxtooth (realtor) 4. IG therapeuticwhale and @Barima_ON (both writers)
Springfield, MA! I'm at Roar Comedy Club at the MGM April 19-20. Thank you! ticketmaster.com/artist/1750491…
"Dylan's girlfriend" "...attached to his shirt" We're doomed
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